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OP, why are you getting upset? You obviously joined a steroid forum to talk to buff dudes about your little dick. And theyre talking to you. Now you have some spank bank material for later. That was the whole point, right?

I bet you like verbal abuse. So right now youre on here, pants around your ankles, just gettin it in. Then youre going to claim to "go to sleep" and come back later when youre ready for more.

You should be ashamed of yourself for using our good wholesome forum for your twisted sexual fantasies. Freak!
Explain why using a bathmate penis pump is any different than blasting with 1000mg test? If you wasn't insecure you wouldn't use synthetic hormones to make your muscles bigger. A guy with 18" arms (which is big) is more than likely going to want 20"+ arms and continue to run higher doses of AAS. Just like me with a 7" slinger that's aiming for a 9.5" and will continue using the Goliath bathmate. It's all about them gains, dat dem dick gains.
 
Explain why using a bathmate penis pump is any different than blasting with 1000mg test? If you wasn't insecure you wouldn't use synthetic hormones to make your muscles bigger. A guy with 18" arms (which is big) is more than likely going to want 20"+ arms and continue to run higher doses of AAS. Just like me with a 7" slinger that's aiming for a 9.5" and will continue using the Goliath bathmate. It's all about them gains, dat dem dick gains.

I believe you. Youre all about gaining dicks! Thats why you came here to talk about it.
Dont compare anyone in here's desire to get bigger, stronger, and/or better looking to your desire to talk to a bunch of strangers about your dick. Im sure theres a lot of forums where they'd love to hear about that. But they wouldnt give you that verbal abuse that gets you so excited.
 
Explain why using a bathmate penis pump is any different than blasting with 1000mg test? If you wasn't insecure you wouldn't use synthetic hormones to make your muscles bigger. A guy with 18" arms (which is big) is more than likely going to want 20"+ arms and continue to run higher doses of AAS. Just like me with a 7" slinger that's aiming for a 9.5" and will continue using the Goliath bathmate. It's all about them gains, dat dem dick gains.
And again:

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!

You might have some issues to work through man. Come back when you resolve them.
 
Explain why using a bathmate penis pump is any different than blasting with 1000mg test? If you wasn't insecure you wouldn't use synthetic hormones to make your muscles bigger. A guy with 18" arms (which is big) is more than likely going to want 20"+ arms and continue to run higher doses of AAS. Just like me with a 7" slinger that's aiming for a 9.5" and will continue using the Goliath bathmate. It's all about them gains, dat dem dick gains.
The only pump you need is a 12 gauge mossburg in your mouth and your toe pushing the trigger down. Do your family a favor and end their constant reminder of the failure that is you.
 
I vote this douche to play kurt cobain in a reenactment of his suicide
Is that you in your avi? Look how fucking skinny your body is! Are you hungry?! Do you want me to PayPal you money so you can afford small pouches of whey?? I wanna help you man.
 
Because "D'ballin" was thinking he was bad in this public thread, I'll put him on blast. Sorry bud I had too hahaha.
 

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Because "D'ballin" was thinking he was bad in this public thread, I'll put him on blast. Sorry bud I had too hahaha.

Considering the fact that @D-Ballin is literate and you are not, you probably shouldn't attempt to forge his quotes. Starting with "Why was you on a..." was funny - almost as funny as your little pecker. Moron.
 
I didn't read any of this bullshit nonsense.

Cne fucking word , cockring. OK OK cockring and cialis if you're an old old fuck who is shut down.

Penis pump if your from India, Asian or micro peepee! It takes awhile for Ozzy to get full mast, but god damn I've seen it all. A Penis pump won't do shit, get a chick with a small pussy if you feel small.
 
For the record jayzer being skinny makes your dick look bigger just ask your girl , bitch boy she hits me up on that snapchat saying her dude just cant hit it deep enough that explains all the dick problems bro its ok tho bro we are here for you I wanna help bro should I PayPal you some cash to get a strap on peace bitch boy
 
I guess I'm backwoods cause I had to look up jelqing, hell it looks like jacking off to me. I'm married with four kids if jacking off made ur dick bigger I would make John Holmes look like look like the OP. Welcome to meso it ain't for the faint of heart "kid dick."
 
I guess I'm backwoods cause I had to look up jelqing, hell it looks like jacking off to me. I'm married with four kids if jacking off made ur dick bigger I would make John Holmes look like look like the OP. Welcome to meso it ain't for the faint of heart "kid dick."
It's not jacking off, you're forcing more blood into the penis. Gains are permanent too, it's a rare exercise and it's what people in the porn industry do. I'd highly recommend it combined with stretching exercises. If you're packing any less than 7 inches all your wife's orgasms are fake. Sorry to bust your bubble pal.
 
It's not jacking off, you're forcing more blood into the penis. Gains are permanent too, it's a rare exercise and it's what people in the porn industry do. I'd highly recommend it combined with stretching exercises. If you're packing any less than 7 inches all your wife's orgasms are fake. Sorry to bust your bubble pal.


You are an idiot!
 
Hahaha. Know from experience do we? Lot of problems with your girls faking it for you?

They weren't faking them because of your pencil dick homie. It's that insecurity they smell all over you. That tiny little voice in the back of your head telling you that you aren't good enough. That lack of confidence that all women hate.

What keeps your bitch from cumming is that same insecurity that led you to start stretching your cock in the first place. That ever pervasive beta male mindset that you'll be forever locked into for the rest of your life. Unfortunately, there's no stretches for that. Your bitches are still faking it, and they aren't ever going to stop.

Too bad you can't fake alpha. I could take five and a half, leave myself with an inch nubby, and I'd still have your woman squirting three times a session, begging me to stay the night and kick you to the curb when I'm done with that pussy.

Now run along. Come back when you learn to speak among real men. You lack the respect, intelligence, and maturity to socialize here.
 

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