pet peeves

[MANWHORE]

When people chew their food with their mouths open

 

[viking69]

lmao that happens alot. the fat bitch isnt getting any attn so she has to keep her friend from getting any either. ALl you have to do is grab the popcorn dish and sit it in front of her. She will be distracted long enough to get the friend away

Nice one!

 

[DaMeaner]

When the toilet paper is empty & the new roll is left on the top of the empty holder

 

[MJM]

This thread is hillarious.When a girl won't jerk you off while sucking you off.Also and refuses to lick your nuts.Haha.

 

[Tank01]

I swear... there must be a new Pet Peve Thread in meso every month... if not week..

 

[thick]

my petpeeve is people who count petpeeves

I swear... there must be a new Pet Peve Thread in meso every month... if not week..

 

[HHH]

my petpeeve is people who count petpeeves

Lol.

HHH

 

[Turf Toes]

I hate that every f-ing time I buy a new light colored shirt I ALWAYS get a ketchup or sauce stain on it that night.

 

[AlphaWolf]

If I offend anyone...then well, theres nothing you can do. And yes, I am a very hateful person and heres my top 100 list of annoying things.


1. People that brag about EVERYTHING (God damnit I dont care how nice your car looks, or how great your apartment is, they aint gonna look so nice after I take a baseball bat to em)

2. People that ask me the same question ten times over (I said no the first fucking time, what makes you think you can change my mind)

3. Mexicans (sorry guys, but the next one that does a cat call around my girl Im gonna deport back to Mexico in a fucking body bag)

4. Ex- Girlfriend (Stop cheating on your boyfriend with me!...errwait)

5. Michael Jackson (What the fuck, just die god damnit)

6. Bartender at Donovans (grrr...you bastard tell that dirty cunt to work for her tip!)

7. Secretary at my work (dont ever take credit for my work)

8. People that send me spam (I'm gonna choke you with my email box!)

9. Dumb people that ask Dumb questions (Stop it, your annoying me)

10. Wilton Police Department (Officer Dies Auto-Erotic AsphyxiationAHAHAHAHA)

11. Brothers Ex. (one more word from you and i'll choke you to death with that eye lash curler)

12. Annoying drunk people (Get the fuck away from before you get this beer bottle up the ass)

13. Telemarketers (I dont want it, stop calling before i strangle you with the telephone cord)

14. Jehovahs Witness' (Tell Jehovah to come and ask for money)

15. Door to Door Salesmen (Next asshole that comes to try and sell me books gets shot)

16. Anti War Protestors (three words, "Operation Human Shield")

17. Hippies (Go hug a fucking tree)

18. Next person that asks me for money (get a job retard)

19. People that drive mini's (What you cant afford a real car!)

20. Vespa's (oh god...dont get me started)

21. Next person that cuts me off when driving (Im gonna hunt you down and beat you with your fucking gas cap)

22. Old people drivers (You cant see over the steering wheel! Get off the fucking road)

23. Pokemon (I'm gonna take pikachu and eat him for dinner)

24. The makers of Titanic (Oh common' now we need a movie, oh i wonder if it sinks in this one!)

25. Wiggers (You're white, act like it!)

26. DEA (Yea put down the gun lets see how tough you are)

27. People that have fancy answering machine messages (Yea ok, shut up, I know where you live and Im coming for your daughter)

28. Rich prissy kids (Im gonna hold you for ransom)

29. Any persons who tells me i'm lifting wrong (Want me to show you a REAL skull crusher?)

30. Anti-Bush protestors (Id love to see you do better)

31. Bible Salesmen (You want to get closer to god? stand still, i'll be right back)

32. People that use 'dude' after every word (Go take a nap in the middle of a highway)

33. People that accuse me of usingsteroids (Yea, Ok, you're right...but shut up before i beat you with this 45 plate)

34. Kids that make the "Your Momma Jokes" (HAHAHA Real Funny...guess what? I fuckedYour Momma!)

35. Enya (WTF is this Crap!)

36. My Probation officer (Heart Attack, Please God)

37. The KKK (Shut the up you pussies and give your mom back her linens)

38. Those "My kid is ---- Honor role" bumper stickers (Yea, ok, My kid sold your kid crack, and he got your daughter pregnant)

39. Wonder Ab machine ads (Ok, whats your product do differently than the last one...oh, it bends, yea, shut up)

40. Pimped out Honda Civics (Ahh the Wal-Mart pimp out, get some real rims)

41. Can exhausts (Your car sounds as bad as it looks!)

42. Wings on front wheel drive cars (Read a book on down-force smart guy)

43. Anti-War protestors (Protest all you want, aint gonna change shit)

44. Drug Addicts (Ok I used to be one. But next person that asks me to take a bong rip/a line/a tab or anything, i'm gonna beat to death with a dead cat)

45. Steven Tackass (Who in the fuck is this person anyway?!)

46. Animal Abusers (You wanna kick your dog cause he pissed the carpet?! Ok, listen, i'm gonna piss on you, hump your wife and eat your dinner, do something about it)

47. Idiots in the Weight Room (Please stop coming, your gonna hurt yourselves or worst yetme)
48. Locker Room People (Ok, next person i see covering themselves with lubriderm after showering, i'm gonna put poison oak in your lotion. Do that at home..PLEASE!)

49. Random people that ask what I can bench (I told your friend 5 minutes ago what i can bench, now go away)

50. Creators of Star Trek (Wheres the episode when they T-bone a Klingon vessel?)

51. Trekies (Wearing communicators and phasers around is grounds for being beaten with a hammer)

52. Makers of Sabrina the Teenage Witch (What the fuck, damnit I want nudity!)

53. Pogs (whats wrong with throwing stones at windows?)

54. The Air Bud movie makers (Ok, we've seen the dog play hockey, football, etc, enough!. isnt that animal cruelty?)

55. The FBI (stop reading my emails, I wouldnt want you to find out i'm fucking your underage daughter)

56. Osama Bin Laden (He just needs to be slowly beaten with a rock)

57. Girls that say 'like' every other word (GOD DAMNIT! Get a dictionary and get like a new like word to like explain shit)

58. Guys that say "Who's your daddy" to the girl durring sex (Ok, thats just fucked up, you pervert, go back to Arkansans)

59. People that brag about what they can lift (Ok, Do you think anyone cares? No one is asking what you can lift, Am i missing something? Does this make you more popular?)

60. People that brag about lifting what they cant lift (Ok, i love these fools who spout off about benching 235 and then you see them struggling with 185 for 4 reps)

61. Telletubbies (I'm gonna douse the purple one in gasoline and light him on fire)

62. People who use credit cards for small purchases (One word Cash)

63. People who brag about their dads (Guess what? I could beat your dads ass across the road so be quiet)

64. Rapists (Just kill them all, no trial, straight to death row)

65. Valtrex Commercials (I feel sorry for that guy who runs up and grabs you from behind. Cause congrats youve got a whore of a girlfriend)

66. Crack heads asking for money (Im broke, stop asking)

67. Woodpeckers (Now, i dont mind these calm creatures. But when i'm woken up at 7am to one pecking on the side of my house, I want to shoot the fucking thing)

68. Furby's (Next one that speaks to me and rolls it eyes gets tossed across the room like my alarm clock)

69. Barney (What can we say about Barney? Purple - Gay, Likes little Kids - Pedophile. No wonder all the Dinosaurs are extinct they saw him and jumped in an active volcano)

70. Knock Knock Jokes (What are we 12 again?)

71. Girls Gone Wild (I feel sorry for the lonely people that buy this crap)

72. Family Videos (how bout a snuff flick, that'd be cute right?)

73. Skinny Girls that think they're Fat (TherapyPLEASE!)

74. Punks (When your older your gonna hate yourself)

75. Feminine Care products (Do we really need fucking commercials for this stuff?)

76. Kids in movie theaters (Bound and Gag themplease!)

77. People afraid of Balloons (Thats just sad)

78. People afraid to say they need to puke (Puke in my car and your dead)

79. Kids who get brand new $30,000+ cars when they get their licenses (I hope you crash!)

80. Tickle me Elmo (This toy is just wrong)

81. Girls who spend more than $80 on a single pair of pants (Bobs Storesjesus)

82. Girls who get mad when their friends buy the same clothes (I guess we all need our own clothes manufacturers)

83. People who get calf implants (I feel sorry you)

84. Kids that say "Yo Bro" to me (Leave out the Bro part and maybe I will acknowledge you)

85. Chinese Symbol Tattoo's (Unless you know the language i wouldnt suggest getting it tattooed on yourself)

86. The Maury Show (Enough talk shows, please, someone needs to control this)

87. Dr. Phil (What the hell kind of doctor has his own tv show?)

88. Regis (His expiration date was a while ago, let it go Regis, let it go)

89. Jennifer Lopez (Movie sucks, clothes suck, stick with music)

90. Sailor Moon (Another show with a talking cat? WTF, enough with the talking animals)

91. My Ex-Girlfriend's new boyfriend (Congrats buddy, I'm still fucking her on the side, retard.)

92. People who say they will sue if i even touch them (Get some balls)

93. People who have the bobbing head dogs on their car dashes (Yo Queero taco bell?)

94. Environmentalists (Take away my V8, V10 or V12 sports cars we gonna have some words)

95. People with creative door mats (You wipe your feet on it, why spend extra money for lettering)

96. Elvis (He's DEAD damnit, stop releasing merchandise with his face on it)

97. Fake Tattoo's (with all the money you spend on these things you could got a real one)

98. Euro Lights (Whats wrong with normal tail lights?)

99. Backstreet Boys (More like Back door boys)

100. LFO (You cant even afford more than a 3 letter band name, get lost)

 

[thick]

a few of those were really good

 

[MJM]

Did you type all of those?Damn that would take me like a month.A few of those were nice like Thick said.Good for taking up time to read it though.

If I offend anyone...then well, theres nothing you can do. And yes, I am a very hateful person and heres my top 100 list of annoying things.


1. People that brag about EVERYTHING (God damnit I dont care how nice your car looks, or how great your apartment is, they aint gonna look so nice after I take a baseball bat to em)

2. People that ask me the same question ten times over (I said no the first fucking time, what makes you think you can change my mind)

3. Mexicans (sorry guys, but the next one that does a cat call around my girl Im gonna deport back to Mexico in a fucking body bag)

4. Ex- Girlfriend (Stop cheating on your boyfriend with me!...errwait)

5. Michael Jackson (What the fuck, just die god damnit)

6. Bartender at Donovans (grrr...you bastard tell that dirty cunt to work for her tip!)

7. Secretary at my work (dont ever take credit for my work)

8. People that send me spam (I'm gonna choke you with my email box!)

9. Dumb people that ask Dumb questions (Stop it, your annoying me)

10. Wilton Police Department (Officer Dies Auto-Erotic AsphyxiationAHAHAHAHA)

11. Brothers Ex. (one more word from you and i'll choke you to death with that eye lash curler)

12. Annoying drunk people (Get the fuck away from before you get this beer bottle up the ass)

13. Telemarketers (I dont want it, stop calling before i strangle you with the telephone cord)

14. Jehovahs Witness' (Tell Jehovah to come and ask for money)

15. Door to Door Salesmen (Next asshole that comes to try and sell me books gets shot)

16. Anti War Protestors (three words, "Operation Human Shield")

17. Hippies (Go hug a fucking tree)

18. Next person that asks me for money (get a job retard)

19. People that drive mini's (What you cant afford a real car!)

20. Vespa's (oh god...dont get me started)

21. Next person that cuts me off when driving (Im gonna hunt you down and beat you with your fucking gas cap)

22. Old people drivers (You cant see over the steering wheel! Get off the fucking road)

23. Pokemon (I'm gonna take pikachu and eat him for dinner)

24. The makers of Titanic (Oh common' now we need a movie, oh i wonder if it sinks in this one!)

25. Wiggers (You're white, act like it!)

26. DEA (Yea put down the gun lets see how tough you are)

27. People that have fancy answering machine messages (Yea ok, shut up, I know where you live and Im coming for your daughter)

28. Rich prissy kids (Im gonna hold you for ransom)

29. Any persons who tells me i'm lifting wrong (Want me to show you a REAL skull crusher?)

30. Anti-Bush protestors (Id love to see you do better)

31. Bible Salesmen (You want to get closer to god? stand still, i'll be right back)

32. People that use 'dude' after every word (Go take a nap in the middle of a highway)

33. People that accuse me of usingsteroids (Yea, Ok, you're right...but shut up before i beat you with this 45 plate)

34. Kids that make the "Your Momma Jokes" (HAHAHA Real Funny...guess what? I fuckedYour Momma!)

35. Enya (WTF is this Crap!)

36. My Probation officer (Heart Attack, Please God)

37. The KKK (Shut the up you pussies and give your mom back her linens)

38. Those "My kid is ---- Honor role" bumper stickers (Yea, ok, My kid sold your kid crack, and he got your daughter pregnant)

39. Wonder Ab machine ads (Ok, whats your product do differently than the last one...oh, it bends, yea, shut up)

40. Pimped out Honda Civics (Ahh the Wal-Mart pimp out, get some real rims)

41. Can exhausts (Your car sounds as bad as it looks!)

42. Wings on front wheel drive cars (Read a book on down-force smart guy)

43. Anti-War protestors (Protest all you want, aint gonna change shit)

44. Drug Addicts (Ok I used to be one. But next person that asks me to take a bong rip/a line/a tab or anything, i'm gonna beat to death with a dead cat)

45. Steven Tackass (Who in the fuck is this person anyway?!)

46. Animal Abusers (You wanna kick your dog cause he pissed the carpet?! Ok, listen, i'm gonna piss on you, hump your wife and eat your dinner, do something about it)

47. Idiots in the Weight Room (Please stop coming, your gonna hurt yourselves or worst yetme)
48. Locker Room People (Ok, next person i see covering themselves with lubriderm after showering, i'm gonna put poison oak in your lotion. Do that at home..PLEASE!)

49. Random people that ask what I can bench (I told your friend 5 minutes ago what i can bench, now go away)

50. Creators of Star Trek (Wheres the episode when they T-bone a Klingon vessel?)

51. Trekies (Wearing communicators and phasers around is grounds for being beaten with a hammer)

52. Makers of Sabrina the Teenage Witch (What the fuck, damnit I want nudity!)

53. Pogs (whats wrong with throwing stones at windows?)

54. The Air Bud movie makers (Ok, we've seen the dog play hockey, football, etc, enough!. isnt that animal cruelty?)

55. The FBI (stop reading my emails, I wouldnt want you to find out i'm fucking your underage daughter)

56. Osama Bin Laden (He just needs to be slowly beaten with a rock)

57. Girls that say 'like' every other word (GOD DAMNIT! Get a dictionary and get like a new like word to like explain shit)

58. Guys that say "Who's your daddy" to the girl durring sex (Ok, thats just fucked up, you pervert, go back to Arkansans)

59. People that brag about what they can lift (Ok, Do you think anyone cares? No one is asking what you can lift, Am i missing something? Does this make you more popular?)

60. People that brag about lifting what they cant lift (Ok, i love these fools who spout off about benching 235 and then you see them struggling with 185 for 4 reps)

61. Telletubbies (I'm gonna douse the purple one in gasoline and light him on fire)

62. People who use credit cards for small purchases (One word Cash)

63. People who brag about their dads (Guess what? I could beat your dads ass across the road so be quiet)

64. Rapists (Just kill them all, no trial, straight to death row)

65. Valtrex Commercials (I feel sorry for that guy who runs up and grabs you from behind. Cause congrats youve got a whore of a girlfriend)

66. Crack heads asking for money (Im broke, stop asking)

67. Woodpeckers (Now, i dont mind these calm creatures. But when i'm woken up at 7am to one pecking on the side of my house, I want to shoot the fucking thing)

68. Furby's (Next one that speaks to me and rolls it eyes gets tossed across the room like my alarm clock)

69. Barney (What can we say about Barney? Purple - Gay, Likes little Kids - Pedophile. No wonder all the Dinosaurs are extinct they saw him and jumped in an active volcano)

70. Knock Knock Jokes (What are we 12 again?)

71. Girls Gone Wild (I feel sorry for the lonely people that buy this crap)

72. Family Videos (how bout a snuff flick, that'd be cute right?)

73. Skinny Girls that think they're Fat (TherapyPLEASE!)

74. Punks (When your older your gonna hate yourself)

75. Feminine Care products (Do we really need fucking commercials for this stuff?)

76. Kids in movie theaters (Bound and Gag themplease!)

77. People afraid of Balloons (Thats just sad)

78. People afraid to say they need to puke (Puke in my car and your dead)

79. Kids who get brand new $30,000+ cars when they get their licenses (I hope you crash!)

80. Tickle me Elmo (This toy is just wrong)

81. Girls who spend more than $80 on a single pair of pants (Bobs Storesjesus)

82. Girls who get mad when their friends buy the same clothes (I guess we all need our own clothes manufacturers)

83. People who get calf implants (I feel sorry you)

84. Kids that say "Yo Bro" to me (Leave out the Bro part and maybe I will acknowledge you)

85. Chinese Symbol Tattoo's (Unless you know the language i wouldnt suggest getting it tattooed on yourself)

86. The Maury Show (Enough talk shows, please, someone needs to control this)

87. Dr. Phil (What the hell kind of doctor has his own tv show?)

88. Regis (His expiration date was a while ago, let it go Regis, let it go)

89. Jennifer Lopez (Movie sucks, clothes suck, stick with music)

90. Sailor Moon (Another show with a talking cat? WTF, enough with the talking animals)

91. My Ex-Girlfriend's new boyfriend (Congrats buddy, I'm still fucking her on the side, retard.)

92. People who say they will sue if i even touch them (Get some balls)

93. People who have the bobbing head dogs on their car dashes (Yo Queero taco bell?)

94. Environmentalists (Take away my V8, V10 or V12 sports cars we gonna have some words)

95. People with creative door mats (You wipe your feet on it, why spend extra money for lettering)

96. Elvis (He's DEAD damnit, stop releasing merchandise with his face on it)

97. Fake Tattoo's (with all the money you spend on these things you could got a real one)

98. Euro Lights (Whats wrong with normal tail lights?)

99. Backstreet Boys (More like Back door boys)

100. LFO (You cant even afford more than a 3 letter band name, get lost)

 

[AlphaWolf]

Did you type all of those?Damn that would take me like a month.A few of those were nice like Thick said.Good for taking up time to read it though.

LOL. Yup typed them up all myself. First the list was 20 and grew to 100 slowly.

 

[Neodavid]

Hey Wolf,

Knock knock...

If I offend anyone...then well, theres nothing you can do. And yes, I am a very hateful person and heres my top 100 list of annoying things. (snip)

 

[Neodavid]

Oh quit whining. You sound like a woman with big boobs who's mad the girls who are willing to show theirs off a bit more are getting more attention.

(grin)

i cannot stand to see a bro roll up his sleeves to show off some arm mass.i see it every day. hell most of these bros arms are big because they are fat and they think they look huge.this one bro at a local pizza shop rolls his sleeves up 3-4 times. i see him staring at my arms all the time(i get grilled chic-salad every day for lunch) i have 20'' arms cold and ware my sleeves down. my arms look pretty damn impressive covered up.to any bros out there who who do the roll-----------put those fucking sleeves down. if you have big arms it will show.i would feel like a jackass if i did that, it would be like i was showing off. sorry for the rant guys i wanted to get it out here so i wont have to embarass(sp) the dude

 

[sweettart29]

My pet peeve....When a chick walks into an auto parts store to get parts for her pos and she knows what she is talking about and the guy behind the counter treats her like she is a lil dumb girl...Makes me wanna jump over the counter and teach him a thing or three lol

 

[AlphaWolf]

Hey Wolf,

Knock knock...

That's it. You're going down!

 

[AlphaWolf]

My pet peeve....When a chick walks into an auto parts store to get parts for her pos and she knows what she is talking about and the guy behind the counter treats her like she is a lil dumb girl...Makes me wanna jump over the counter and teach him a thing or three lol

Yes, but how many times does a chick know what she is talking about when it comes to auto parts?

j/k

Just be a bitch back at the guy. When people take an attitude with me I let them know they are pissing me off.

 

[sweettart29]

Yes, but how many times does a chick know what she is talking about when it comes to auto parts?

j/k

Just be a bitch back at the guy. When people take an attitude with me I let them know they are pissing me off.

I just kind of laughed at him when he asked if I was going to put the parts on or if someone else was going to do it for me...I said well if I don't do it then it sure as hell won't get done

 

[Tank01]

My pet peve is thick... you bastard how you doing man?

another pet peve is when people fuckin quote huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge paragraphs only to say 1 or two lines of comments...

 

[AlphaWolf]

Got another pet peeve.

101. Those fucking Quiznos subs commercials with those god damn hamsters or whatever (everytime i see this commercial I want to burn down every quiznos in my area)