I used to bang this smoking hot, but totally a lunatic, brunette. I was in my twenties and justified the bullshit because of the sex.
There was this one time she was so sure that I had been talking to this chick from work, that one Saturday morning after spending the night at my place, she got up early and dug through my bills and found my phone bill, and looked for any suspicious numbers (Pre-cellphone era). Well, she didn’t find any record of me calling this chick, but she saw where an ex had called me for like a 3 minute call and all of sudden, total switch gears from her being adamant I was calling this chick from work every night, to the fact I didn’t tell her an ex had called me once a few weeks before.
No apology, no attempt to discuss the the crazy logic — just straight into a whole new bunch of stupid shit like the previous shit had never happened. Stupid cunt...