picking up a prostitute??

[Jo Gunz]

hey bros im on cycle and i get wood all the time. i broke up with my girl and im not really the player type so i was thinking of picking up a crackwhore and getting anal from her.

any advice? how do i know she isn't a cop? how do i know where to find them? any way i can get a discount because im good looking and because i am a pretty big (muscular) guy?

 

[KTCKSports]

Is this a joke? "A muscular discount"?

Listen dude, if you are half as big as you say you are, go out to the clubs or go online, have a few shirtless pics and then the women will come flocking. I started talking to an 18 year old last night and I don't have this great body yet.

Women are easy for big guys. Show them some flesh and you can get laid whenever. Stay away from those whores.

K-

hey bros im on cycle and i get wood all the time. i broke up with my girl and im not really the player type so i was thinking of picking up a crackwhore and getting anal from her.

any advice? how do i know she isn't a cop? how do i know where to find them? any way i can get a discount because im good looking and because i am a pretty big (muscular) guy?

 

[Bob Smith]

"Hi, my name is Joe. I have trouble getting ass, so I was thinking of paying some two-bit crackwhore tramp to take it in the pooper for me. My health insurance premium is up to date, so any nasty diseases I acquire can be properly dealt with. I also have a supply of augmentin on hand. I model for the local K-mart, too, so do you think one of those two-bit crackwhore tramps will give me a discount because Im the best looking, and still desperate, cock theyve had all year? Let me know!"

 

[brooklynheight]

<cough>oser

 

[Desibaba]

Thats stupid.Trust me bro.A good car.Clothes n lots of cash is gonna get you far more chicks than any physique will.Like it or not its simply the truth.When was the last time you saw a guy with a ferrari who had an ugly chick sitting next to him.Hell forget the ferrari how about a beemer M3?

 

[TAO]

how do i know she isn't a cop?

she'll be goodlooking.

 

[Hiram]

any advice? how do i know she isn't a cop? how do i know where to find them? any way i can get a discount because im good looking and because i am a pretty big (muscular) guy?

My first advice would be NOT to do it, but if you're hell bent on going for it I'd advise you AGAINST the street-walkers. Go to an asian "spa" instead. They ain't that expensive and are a lot CLEANER than what you were planning on having.

Here's an old but good guide:
www.worldsexguide.org/WSGIntroduction.html

 

[qqqq]

bmw m3

i got the bmw m3 and the girl sitting next to me the problem I have is she wont get the fuck out of my life so I can go get some crack whores lol
any one know a good divorce lawyer lol.

PS now she wants her 6series !!!!!!!!

 

[ramboj70]

hey bros im on cycle and i get wood all the time. i broke up with my girl and im not really the player type so i was thinking of picking up a crackwhore and getting anal from her.

any advice? how do i know she isn't a cop? how do i know where to find them? any way i can get a discount because im good looking and because i am a pretty big (muscular) guy?

I say not a good idea bro, she is nasty and plus sticking your dick inher is like a hot dog in a hallway, that has more miles on her then that 1990 pinto you still drive, walk out your door buck ass naked with only a speedo on and your in there, shit its 230 am and I just took the trash out but here is the funny thing, I sleep naked when i cycle makes it eaiser to jack off or roll over and bang the wife when shes home, but I forgot I was naked and walked outside and put the trash can on the curb, I was out there for 5 min naked nothing on, did not realize it until I went back into the house and my dog smelled my ass crack, then i kicked him, I ws like wooooow

 

[FTW]

, walk out your door buck ass naked with only a speedo on and your in there, shit its 230 am and I just took the trash out but here is the funny thing, I sleep naked when i cycle makes it eaiser to jack off or roll over and bang the wife when shes home, but I forgot I was naked and walked outside and put the trash can on the curb, I was out there for 5 min naked nothing on, did not realize it until I went back into the house and my dog smelled my ass crack, then i kicked him, I ws like wooooow

LMMFAO , stop the madness!!!

 

[borderbound]

bro i was training with a few top pro's in the country and i will let you in on a secret they dont use any gh the top guys do 2-3 grams a week of deca , nothing else i swear(cough) but they dont want any one to know or we could all look like ronnie
try this and your sex life will be equal with your sex drive

trust me bro

 

[WClayB]

"Hi, my name is Joe. I have trouble getting ass, so I was thinking of paying some two-bit crackwhore tramp to take it in the pooper for me. My health insurance premium is up to date, so any nasty diseases I acquire can be properly dealt with. I also have a supply of augmentin on hand. I model for the local K-mart, too, so do you think one of those two-bit crackwhore tramps will give me a discount because Im the best looking, and still desperate, cock theyve had all year? Let me know!"

ROTFL! I haven't laughed that hard since the last time I O.D'ed on clen!

~C

 

[WClayB]

I say not a good idea bro, she is nasty and plus sticking your dick inher is like a hot dog in a hallway, that has more miles on her then that 1990 pinto you still drive, walk out your door buck ass naked with only a speedo on and your in there, shit its 230 am and I just took the trash out but here is the funny thing, I sleep naked when i cycle makes it eaiser to jack off or roll over and bang the wife when shes home, but I forgot I was naked and walked outside and put the trash can on the curb, I was out there for 5 min naked nothing on, did not realize it until I went back into the house and my dog smelled my ass crack, then i kicked him, I ws like wooooow

 

[viking69]

she'll be goodlooking.

very true....

 

[krom]

For fucks sake Joe please tell us your just messing with us

 

[dolfe1]

I say not a good idea bro, she is nasty and plus sticking your dick inher is like a hot dog in a hallway, that has more miles on her then that 1990 pinto you still drive, walk out your door buck ass naked with only a speedo on and your in there, shit its 230 am and I just took the trash out but here is the funny thing, I sleep naked when i cycle makes it eaiser to jack off or roll over and bang the wife when shes home, but I forgot I was naked and walked outside and put the trash can on the curb, I was out there for 5 min naked nothing on, did not realize it until I went back into the house and my dog smelled my ass crack, then i kicked him, I ws like wooooow

lmfao Rambo has your neighbor moved yet?

 

[ramboj70]

lmfao Rambo has your neighbor moved yet?

yep she has been gone for over a month now have new neighbors now, not sure what they think of me yet, I am sure it is good though

 

[dolfe1]

yep she has been gone for over a month now have new neighbors now, not sure what they think of me yet, I am sure it is good though

Even though you walk outside with your tallywhacker hangen out?

 

[ramboj70]

Even though you walk outside with your tallywhacker hangen out?

mistakes happen, good thing I was not rubbing one off, and I dont think anyone was up at that time, thank god, I will be known as the pervert neighbor

 

[dolfe1]

mistakes happen, good thing I was not rubbing one off, and I dont think anyone was up at that time, thank god, I will be known as the pervert neighbor

So are you still having trouble rubbing one out or are you back to six times a day, also whats up with the good doc, talk to her lately?