Please help me!!!!!

wow it sure seems like a lot of the people on this forum love to talk about ingesting in semen in various ways....oh wait its a bodybuilding forum what more would I expect other than a bunch of middle age closet gay autists circle jerking each other.
 
[QUOTEd ="Jimrob, post: 1631032, member: 80602"]Ok thank you for the advice.[/QUOTE]
But if you go see your pediatrician you cannot tell him what you did to cause this condition. You are 17 and the aas you used are regulated by federal law. Your Dr may have no option but to contact LE since obviously you have committed a crime. At 17 the feds will charge you as an adult. Thats a big deal dude. So I dont have any real good advice but if i were you and i told the doc this shit Id get really nervous if he left the examine room for more than a minute or two.
You may be better off just stepping back from aas for a few years and then as u mature into your 20s you will see if you have done any permanant damage and by the time you know that the statute of limitations for prosecution will have passed and you can tell the doc the truth.
 
wow it sure seems like a lot of the people on this forum love to talk about ingesting in semen in various ways....oh wait its a bodybuilding forum what more would I expect other than a bunch of middle age closet gay autists circle jerking each other.
 
[QUOTEd ="Jimrob, post: 1631032, member: 80602"]Ok thank you for the advice.
But if you go see your pediatrician you cannot tell him what you did to cause this condition. You are 17 and the aas you used are regulated by federal law. Your Dr may have no option but to contact LE since obviously you have committed a crime. At 17 the feds will charge you as an adult. Thats a big deal dude. So I dont have any real good advice but if i were you and i told the doc this shit Id get really nervous if he left the examine room for more than a minute or two.
You may be better off just stepping back from aas for a few years and then as u mature into your 20s you will see if you have done any permanant damage and by the time you know that the statute of limitations for prosecution will have passed and you can tell the doc the truth.[/QUOTE]

Thank you alot man, I didn't mean you when I made that other post.
 
Call 911 Roid Police. Next thing he knows, a buncha tren heads crash his dorm eating off his fridge, rapes his girlfriend and flexes in front of his bathroom mirror. Based on a true story. DQ

Bro my gf will probably rape them if they try to touch the fridge, I don't even need to sweat it. The true story is her waking up pissed for the mess and pegging you for the next few hours until she tear you a new hole
 
At the doses and durations you used?
Nah.

Unless (and I am not taking the piss here!) you've actually got some ovaries in there as well (maybe 1 in 10,000 people) and this has kicked them into gear...?
 
Dude, stop reaching. Unless you have ovaries and/or another medical condition unknown to this convo, your hips didnt grow.

You are a guy, right?
I have a good friend that was actually born an hermaphrodite. "She" just found out at 27. Evideently she was born with a smaller than normal penis and a normal vagina. Her parents had the male organ removed at birth. At 16 or so she had to have a hysterectomy for some reason and there was a fully developed testicle attached to her left ovary which the drs did not tell her about. They told her mom who withheld that info from her.
Now "she" has always to my knowledge been the guy in lesbian relationships and in everyway if you met her you would think she was a little bit feminine leaning young man.
She found out at 27 becuse she started feeling a small lump on her right abdomen and had a bit of discomfort. It was the other testicle fully developed but missed when she was 16. Drs told her at that point her medical history. They removed it but she was fucked up for a while in her head. she thinks like a guy acts like a guy but due to her parents decision at birth has female plumbing only.
Maybe you should speak to your parents. This really is a true story....you just cant make up this kind of shit....
 
I have a good friend that was actually born an hermaphrodite. "She" just found out at 27. Evideently she was born with a smaller than normal penis and a normal vagina. Her parents had the male organ removed at birth. At 16 or so she had to have a hysterectomy for some reason and there was a fully developed testicle attached to her left ovary which the drs did not tell her about. They told her mom who withheld that info from her.
Now "she" has always to my knowledge been the guy in lesbian relationships and in everyway if you met her you would think she was a little bit feminine leaning young man.
She found out at 27 becuse she started feeling a small lump on her right abdomen and had a bit of discomfort. It was the other testicle fully developed but missed when she was 16. Drs told her at that point her medical history. They removed it but she was fucked up for a while in her head. she thinks like a guy acts like a guy but due to her parents decision at birth has female plumbing only.
Maybe you should speak to your parents. This really is a true story....you just cant make up this kind of shit....
Wow. That's some shit right there. That's a mind fuck for the ages. Seriously OP, ask the questions man. You may have done some damage. I am by far far an authority with AAS knowledge but if I was in your shoes I would be coming clean and be getting checked.

You have started the semen treatment, right? Don't wait on that either.
 
This poor kid is sitting behind a gloryhole somewhere rubbing buckets of sperm all over her body.
 
Please grow your hair out and post tranny pics to prove

Yeah ! Tranny pics! They say it's the best of two worlds. Imagine eating her out and ending up with a mouthful of ballsack which just fell off the fucking ovarie. I'd get so pissed if that happened to me right now
 
Jesus, you guys are gonna have this kid pulling out his hair and banging it against padded walls pretty soon.
 
Jesus, you guys are gonna have this kid pulling out his hair and banging it against padded walls pretty soon.
That may be true.

Dude should see a doc if it's truly that bad. Guessing it's just diet though. Seems very very strange, and insanely painful
 
Let's think this through just a moment: A kid, 17 years old, supposedly did a large dose of somethingorother and grew lady hips in a matter of weeks, then posts this in front of a group of grown men (mostly) that gives more of an appearance of a biker's bar than a book club... who the fuck does that? ANY of that? Then talks about it?? What part of all of that bullshit even appears to be real? There's a word for Trolls like that. Fuck... I just used it. Troll is the word here. This kid does need some help - a psychiatrist? A gynocoligist? A mortician?? Whatever he needs, he won't find it here.
 
Whatever he needs, he won't find it here.

Unless he needs to sit on gramps' lap so he can rub his hips up and down until Grampies' organic cane gets hard and spits little shrimpies down his cheek, right gramps, right?

Who the fuck are you anyway, gramps, go fuck yourself, you fooked fuckoid of a motherfucking fucketifook

DQ
 
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