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[narta]

2. The people kissing me are busy seeing stars and not thinking about my beard

Cause you smacked them in the head, yes?

 

[egruberman]

Cause you smacked them in the head, yes?

Couldn't get 'em to kiss me otherwise...

 

[narta]

Couldn't get 'em to kiss me otherwise...

Depiction of @egruberman flirting

 

[dirthand]

Depiction of @egruberman flirting
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Hey whatever it takes!!

 

[egruberman]

Depiction of @egruberman flirting

Just like that, but with more beard.

 

[Ateam2023]

Just like that, but with more beard.

"fear the beard" !

 

[Benf15harp]

Shouldn’t be controversial but probably is:
If you have someone in your life that you can’t absolutely rip a fart while in their presence, then they shouldn’t be present in your life.

 

[narta]

Shouldn’t be controversial but probably is:
If you have someone in your life that you can’t absolutely rip a fart while in their presence, then they shouldn’t be present in your life.

My azz is banned by the Geneva Convention for the restriction of weapons of mass destruction, so if I rip one, they wouldn't be present in my life for sure.

 

[Grey Spartan]

Depiction of @egruberman flirting

Is there any other way to flirt or did I miss something?

 

[iris]

Is there any other way to flirt or did I miss something?

Ask Narta

 

[narta]

Is there any other way to flirt or did I miss something?

You can always go the more civilized way of "Hello there, my name is *insert name*".

Or send a schlong pic like the newer generations supposedly do, idk.