Precontest diet = women coming at you.

[Nuteboy]

Okay i'm around 7 weeks out for the 2004 Jr. Nationals. Everything is clicking very good as I'm getting really lean. I'm at 232lbs from a nice and fat 255lbs.

Here's the thing. Women at my job are after me like juicy steak that is sitting in front of a homeless man. These comments and sneaky way of flirting is starting to get to me. I don't want to come off as an ass, especially to a very attractive woman, but I'm finding myself having to say "hey I just don't do that."

In other words, cheat on my wife. I've been getting lunch offers with attached questions of are you married or have kids. I was at the copier today and a woman making copies said "I did not see you standing there and did not know you wanted to make a copy." "I thought you were just enjoying the view."

I'm saying corning ass jokes and women are all laughing. I had a woman walk by while I was faxing something and raised up sleeve and said "I cannot wait till summer so you can show more."

What the HELL. The terrible thing is these women are all hot. Had they been ugly I'd say "fuck off." But since they're attractive I have to say "fuck off" but nicely.

The problem is these women are VERY and I mean GOD DAMN they are aggressive. So I'm not as "hard core" as I try not to show interest. So how do you tell her to "fuck off" without being a jerk?

I cannot wait till after the contest so I can go back to happy and fat where only my wife find me attractive.

Any replies???

 

[Captain Planet]

Don't you find your woman attractive now? Just take out these horny feelings on her bro, then you don't have anything to worry about.

BTW how much test does this cycle consist of? I dislike the crazy horny feeling that I have when I am on, maybe you are just experiencing that plus a little extra attention and its driving you nuts I'm guessing.

 

[eleven11]

Of coarse when guys do that to women they get sexual harrassment charges on them. sounds like the diet is really coming together.........11

 

[Nuteboy]

I think it's the attention. I feel like a "poor man's Vin Disel" or something.

I'm not horny as I'm not on any Test but the attention does feel like you're on "cloud 9." I just don't want to come across as an ass if I have to say "hey fuck off."

It will get to that if these women cannot take "me ignoring them" as a clue. I mean what else can I do?

 

[crewboss]

I think it's the attention. I feel like a "poor man's Vin Disel" or something.

I'm not horny as I'm not on any Test but the attention does feel like you're on "cloud 9." I just don't want to come across as an ass if I have to say "hey fuck off."

It will get to that if these women cannot take "me ignoring them" as a clue. I mean what else can I do?

lol a problem many men would like to have! keep up the good work Nute. any 7-week-out pix?

 

[Bob Smith]

lol a problem many men would like to have! keep up the good work Nute. any 7-week-out pix?

Looks like Crew wants to start hittin on Nute, too.

 

[joe shmoe]

just say "thanks you for the lunch invitation, but i cant. i'm married and it wouldnt be right. i love my wife.". this will drive the bitches crazy knowing that you're sensitive and shit and you love your wife blah blah blah and that they cant have you, as well as letting them know you're not interested.

have a nice day

 

[Bob Smith]

Good idea, Joe. Though I think that some of them may become even more aggressive, kinda the idea that he is playing hard to get.

Either way, I would say to be up front with these chicks and say youre happily married and appreciate the offer, but no thank you.

 

[Bob Smith]

Unless of course you can get 2-3 of them at the same time and they all agree to anal. Then its a go!

 

[Data1000]

just say "thanks you for the lunch invitation, but i cant. i'm married and it wouldnt be right. i love my wife.". this will drive the bitches crazy knowing that you're sensitive and shit and you love your wife blah blah blah and that they cant have you, as well as letting them know you're not interested.

have a nice day

As usual, Joe Shmoe (without a C?) beats me to the advice that I wish I had thought of.

 

[Data1000]

Unless of course you can get 2-3 of them at the same time and they all agree to anal. Then its a go!

....And then Bob Smith beats me to the other advice that I wish I had thought of....

 

[Bob Smith]

....And then Bob Smith beats me to the other advice that I wish I had thought of....

No one ever remembers who came in 2nd.

 

[joe shmoe]

Though I think that some of them may become even more aggressive,

EGGGGG-ZACTLY!!! tease them little bitches some more, and at the same time ol' nuteboys life will be a bit harder at work . hey, let him suffer a bit for looking so damn good .

have a nice day

 

[crewboss]

Looks like Crew wants to start hittin on Nute, too.

LMFAO yeah that did read somewhat flaming hahaha oh jezzus ya got any more pix you steamin piece of man meat? LOL nute's working with a purpose, i can respect that.

 

[esco]

wish i had your problems nute ... but anyways, you seem like a good guy, be honest with them, with out using F*ck off!

 

[Chip Bronson]

or you could simply tell them that women are just not 'your way'...

 

[esco]

or you could simply tell them that women are just not 'your way'...

come on chip, you know they would want him more ... each woman would think she could turn him!

 

[Chip Bronson]

come on chip, you know they would want him more ... each woman would think she could turn him!

nah man, that's just an urban legend. i mean, honestly, what woman would want to be with a dude that sucks and catches dick? a skank-hole woman. and that's no woman i want any part of.

 

[esco]

nah man, that's just an urban legend. i mean, honestly, what woman would want to be with a dude that sucks and catches dick? a skank-hole woman. and that's no woman i want any part of.

that's true!

 

[thick]

definitely just tell them you are happily married than enjoy the attention. I mean how many times in your life are you going to look this good(to a woman!)? Not very many so suck it up and take it as a positive. Enjoy that shit. In 10 years you might be crying on here about what to do about all the snotty office girls that whisper bad things about you when you walk by. You know they are calling you fat and ugly lmao. Hope u get my point. i am now rambling