puzzle

[dolfe1]

Read each line aloud quickly without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.

This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! puzzle

 

[dolfe1]

How many times did everyone have to read that last one?


Here's another.

Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

 

[Bob Smith]

How many times did everyone have to read that last one?


Here's another.

Johnny's mother had four children. The first was April, the second was May, and the third was June. What was the name of her fourth child?

Johnny.

And only once for the first one.

 

[dolfe1]

Johnny.

And only once for the first one.

Maybe try a little more difficult.

A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?

 

[thick]

once, johnny, rambo and speedobob

 

[STNCLD]

once, Johnny,

Rambo left home..................who were the two men
The Dr.'s husband and the neighbor's husband

HAHAHA

 

[Bob Smith]

Maybe try a little more difficult.

A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?

The catcher and the umpire.

 

[Ian Smith]

Pheeeew, Thank god soemeone answered that..... I was going nuts trying to figure it out....

 

[dolfe1]

The catcher and the umpire.

Good job BS, this one is easy so I will post another after it.

On a recent trip to the zoo, we visited three of our favorite animals.

They were each in a different colored pen and each had a different trainer. From the given clues below can you place each animal in their proper pen with their trainer?

Brian is the trainer for the koalas.

The eagles are kept in the yellow pen.

Daniel is in charge of the green pen.

Questions

What animal does Michael take care of?
Which animal is in the blue pen?
Who trains the bears?

 

[Bob Smith]

Brian - Koalas - Blue
Michael - Eagles - Yellow
Daniel - Bears - Green

 

[dolfe1]

Brian - Koalas - Blue
Michael - Eagles - Yellow
Daniel - Bears - Green

Those ones can be tricky without a piece of paper although that one is shorter.


Two tribes live in an island. Those who live on the western side always tell the truth and those who live on the eastern side always lie. A scientist who visits the island hires a native in the center of the island as a guide to help her get around, but she only wants to keep him if he is a truth-teller. She thinks of a plan and says to him: "Please, go ask that other native over there in the distance which side he lives on." When the guide returns he tells the scientist: "He said he lives on the western side." Did the scientist keep him as her guide? How can you determine if the guide was a truth-teller or a liar?

 

[Fast Food]

heres another one.... i just took a shit.... how heavy was it?

and another one.... if fast food went to bed at 4 am, woke up for work at 5 am what comes out of that?

 

[dolfe1]

heres another one.... i just took a shit.... how heavy was it?

and another one.... if fast food went to bed at 4 am, woke up for work at 5 am what comes out of that?

+

Celebrating cinco de mayo?

 

[Fast Food]

+

Celebrating cinco de mayo?

about 2 lbs

and a horny gf....... a tired / cranky fast food today as well

 

[dolfe1]

about 2 lbs

and a horny gf....... a tired / cranky fast food today as well

Miss Fitness?, hey while we're on the subject, what's the longest log you've ever let go? I would estimate mine to be 14-15 inches.

 

[Bob Smith]

www.ratemypoo.com

 

[dolfe1]

www.ratemypoo.com

Damnit Bob, I thought you were going to have the answer, and I see rate my poo, I don't want to see that shit(no pun intended ) but curiousity will probably overcome. BTW what's your longest?

 

[Bob Smith]

Check out the Top 10 on that site. omg!

 

[dolfe1]

www.ratemypoo.com

Oh fuck, phh phhh fucken nasty, who would contribute to that site. Some dude(hope it was a dude) had a pretty long one. Anyone ever wonder what kind of size chicks can push out(even though we all know chicks don't poo or fart)?

 

[Bob Smith]

You are correct, it has been proven scientifically that chicks are physically incapable pooing or farting.