"Hello, US Customs?
It's Tracey. Tracey from QSC. Yes, I know I sound calmer than usual, I'm running out of Tren, lol.
Listen I was wondering if the packs we sent are just delayed by paperwork or if you found the controlled drugs? I've got a lot of antsy customers curious if they should prepare to bug out of the country before your boys arrive at their houses with flashbangs and snarling K-9's.
Oh of course, I'll email over the tracking numbers so you can check now.
Thanks again and Happy New Years!"