Red Bull

[MANWHORE]

LOL. you fucking loser. Lmao.

Those energy drinks make me shit. If I'm feeling back'd up. I go pick up one of those Sobe's. <---- Make that face for a few minutes. Then it's All better.

The only time i can read a book with privacy is when i'm shitting. 15min is the shortest i am on the bowl and sometimes 30min or more. My legs always fall asleep but i can't help it,i just love to shit ...

 

[CyniQ]

The only time i can read a book with privacy is when i'm shitting. 15min is the shortest i am on the bowl and sometimes 30min or more. My legs always fall asleep but i can't help it,i just love to shit ...

That's strange. I'm never on the throne for more than 10 minutes. In fact I would say that 5 minutes is a really long time.

 

[MANWHORE]

That's strange. I'm never on the throne for more than 10 minutes. In fact I would say that 5 minutes is a really long time.

I couldn't even sit down and relax in 5 min

 

[Beefy]

The only time i can read a book with privacy is when i'm shitting. 15min is the shortest i am on the bowl and sometimes 30min or more. My legs always fall asleep but i can't help it,i just love to shit ...

WTF? What do you do while you're sitting on a shitter long enough for your legs to fall asleep? Do you like to smell your own shit? I don't get it MAN.

 

[MANWHORE]

WTF? What do you do while you're sitting on a shitter long enough for your legs to fall asleep? Do you like to smell your own shit? I don't get it MAN.

LOL i read alot of bodybuilding magazines and sometimes those magazines that have the movie stars in them,just to see what's going on in hollywood

 

[Bob Smith]

Whore, Im with you. I cant take a dump in less than 15 minutes. I read everything from Popular Science to Jack Welch's new book on management. Sometimes I even do homework in "the library" (as it is aptly titled in my house).

 

[CyniQ]

and sometimes those magazines that have the movie stars in them,just to see what's going on in hollywood

Hi. You must be MW's wife... Nice to meet you. Obviously no self-respecting male would admit to reading that garbage. Wait, let me guess, your wife leaves it in the reading basket by the toilet??

MW [in the toilet]: "Honey!? Could you bring me some more toilet paper? Ooh, and that new Entertainment Weekly I want to see who Ben Affleck is fucking this week. Can you believe what Brad did to Jennifer? What a dick. Men are such dogs... How about that TP!?"

 

[Bob Smith]

GRR! I cant believe Jennifer Garner is engaged and pregnant by that loser Affleck! Hes such a tool. What was the last good movie he was in? Oh yeah, Good Will Huntiung about 10 years ago.

 

[CyniQ]

GRR! I cant believe Jennifer Garner is engaged and pregnant by that loser Affleck! Hes such a tool. What was the last good movie he was in? Oh yeah, Good Will Huntiung about 10 years ago.

My friend feels the same way. We were in a bar the other day and they had one of those TV magazines on, like ET or something like that. They were talking about the new "beniffer". So he starts yelling "AFF - LACK" like the duck on the commercials. Everytime they showed BA on screen. The whole place was cracking up.

 

[Bob Smith]

I normally call him Ben Asslick.

 

[thick]

Dont have a problem with IBS. Grizzly has frequent bouts of ST after a night of licking

 

[MANWHORE]

Hi. You must be MW's wife... Nice to meet you. Obviously no self-respecting male would admit to reading that garbage. Wait, let me guess, your wife leaves it in the reading basket by the toilet??

MW [in the toilet]: "Honey!? Could you bring me some more toilet paper? Ooh, and that new Entertainment Weekly I want to see who Ben Affleck is fucking this week. Can you believe what Brad did to Jennifer? What a dick. Men are such dogs... How about that TP!?"

LMFAO
... I seriously get into that shit too. If i don't have at least 15min,i will hold the shit until i do. ... Here are the magazines that are in my bathroom right now. I switch them up every now and then ... Damn files are too big and i can't shrink them.

 

[MANWHORE]

GRR! I cant believe Jennifer Garner is engaged and pregnant by that loser Affleck! Hes such a tool. What was the last good movie he was in? Oh yeah, Good Will Huntiung about 10 years ago.

Such a tool? .. That movie about him losing his memory was pretty good

 

[Bob Smith]

Such a tool? .. That movie about him losing his memory was pretty good

What movie was that?

And how bout Gigli and his other "blockbuster" hits? He's a tool. A rich tool, but a tool nonetheless. His buddy Matt Damon is 100x the actor he is.

 

[MANWHORE]

What movie was that?

And how bout Gigli and his other "blockbuster" hits? He's a tool. A rich tool, but a tool nonetheless. His buddy Matt Damon is 100x the actor he is.

No i'm not saying he doesn't suck ass,i was just wondering what a TOOL was.
... I never liked Matt Damon until Bourne Identity. I really think that's the role he needed. He was good in that... I watched SWAT again last night and i just really can't picture Collin Farell as a SWAT TEAM member. .... AND that new movie with Jim Carey was pretty damn good. The one were he was the guy trying to get those kids for the inheritance money

 

[Bob Smith]

I love "Good Will Hunting." Damon is awesome in the Bourne movies. It'll be interesting to see if they proceed and film the 3rd movie. One of these days I should read the books.

I think Jim Carrey is a freakin riot! Ace Ventura is a classic ( AV2 sucked). He was hilarious is Liar, Liar ("Mama, *suck, suck*) and did a great job in Bruce Almighty.

 

[Beefy]

Just wanted to pop in and say that my Mexican amigos guzzle Red Bull (this thread was about Red Bull, right?) from daylight to dark and work like machines. I buy it by the bulk case.

 

[Bob Smith]

Just wanted to pop in and say that my Mexican amigos guzzle Red Bull (this thread was about Red Bull, right?) from daylight to dark and work like machines. I buy it by the bulk case.

Mexican water affects me the same as coffee.

 

[thick]

i really enjoyed the Bourne identity. Supremacy wasnt bad. Swat sucked IMO. Carey is pretty damn good in most movies

No i'm not saying he doesn't suck ass,i was just wondering what a TOOL was.
... I never liked Matt Damon until Bourne Identity. I really think that's the role he needed. He was good in that... I watched SWAT again last night and i just really can't picture Collin Farell as a SWAT TEAM member. .... AND that new movie with Jim Carey was pretty damn good. The one were he was the guy trying to get those kids for the inheritance money

 

[CyniQ]

Matt is a much better actor than Ben. But Ben gives better blow-jobs. Er. So I'm told. I have a friend who is a director. I liked the Bourne movies. I think the next one should be Ultimatum? I've read one of the books but I can't remember which. They're really fast reading.

I just ate 6 tortillas with lunch. I'm supposed to be dieting. Summer is here ya know. How I pity ye who do not know the pleasures of Taco Cabana.