Sent text to wrong person

OMG! LMAO! I knew you were gonna say wedo, too.
That's funny as hell bro. I've done that before. I sent a picture of a big cucumber to the GF whike shopping and said I wanna see you sit on this. Her response was "Think maybe I should talk to my daughter about the word "Safe Sex"."
They're total bible thumpers too. Her dad did nothing but laugh when he saw me.
 
I have done it.
Depending upon content, it feels really shitty.
Sometimes no recovering, but other time you can play it to your advantage.
 
Texted my roommate and asked where the frying pans were. Turns out I texted a girl from high school that I used to date. She was probably like wtf? Lol
 
Twice.

First time was in 2007. I sent a mssg to my dispatch girl when it was meant for my Best friend. We had been quoting movie lines. I sent her a line from Full Metal Jacket, when Joker and Snowball were mopping up the head. Joker says "I want to slip my tube steak in your sister. What do you want in trade?" I sent that quote to her! She replied with "how do you know my sister?"

The second was worse. My wife was giving me shit for eating like an idiot over an extended period of time. Text after text after text from her to eat something healthy blah blah blah. I shot a text back to her with something along the lines of 'busy today, swinging by the house to let the dogs out, going to eat your ass for lunch.' Well, I sent that to the owner of the company I currently work for, she is in her mid 60s and I work directly with her husband. Not a good look. I saw it sent to her about .1 seconds after i hit send. I called her immediately and told her that text was absolutely not for her and apologized. Took about 6 months before I could. Look her in the eyes again. All her husband had to say was "so that's what all the kids are doing these days?"

God damn...
 
Twice.

First time was in 2007. I sent a mssg to my dispatch girl when it was meant for my Best friend. We had been quoting movie lines. I sent her a line from Full Metal Jacket, when Joker and Snowball were mopping up the head. Joker says "I want to slip my tube steak in your sister. What do you want in trade?" I sent that quote to her! She replied with "how do you know my sister?"

The second was worse. My wife was giving me shit for eating like an idiot over an extended period of time. Text after text after text from her to eat something healthy blah blah blah. I shot a text back to her with something along the lines of 'busy today, swinging by the house to let the dogs out, going to eat your ass for lunch.' Well, I sent that to the owner of the company I currently work for, she is in her mid 60s and I work directly with her husband. Not a good look. I saw it sent to her about .1 seconds after i hit send. I called her immediately and told her that text was absolutely not for her and apologized. Took about 6 months before I could. Look her in the eyes again. All her husband had to say was "so that's what all the kids are doing these days?"

God damn...
Ouch
 
:D:D
Twice.

First time was in 2007. I sent a mssg to my dispatch girl when it was meant for my Best friend. We had been quoting movie lines. I sent her a line from Full Metal Jacket, when Joker and Snowball were mopping up the head. Joker says "I want to slip my tube steak in your sister. What do you want in trade?" I sent that quote to her! She replied with "how do you know my sister?"

The second was worse. My wife was giving me shit for eating like an idiot over an extended period of time. Text after text after text from her to eat something healthy blah blah blah. I shot a text back to her with something along the lines of 'busy today, swinging by the house to let the dogs out, going to eat your ass for lunch.' Well, I sent that to the owner of the company I currently work for, she is in her mid 60s and I work directly with her husband. Not a good look. I saw it sent to her about .1 seconds after i hit send. I called her immediately and told her that text was absolutely not for her and apologized. Took about 6 months before I could. Look her in the eyes again. All her husband had to say was "so that's what all the kids are doing these days?"

God damn...
 
Do any other bros fuck up like this?
This is my last text I sent out, to the wrong person.

Bro, it’s been a while since I had a chapped penis.


Was intended for @wedorecover
But it went to Cindy instead. No way I can clean this one up[emoji52]
I meant to send a dick pic to my wife after stepping out of the shower. I didnt have my glasses on and sent it to my son in class(college) and my wife. My son texted back "WTF!" I had received a group text the night before and didnt see my son on there!
 
I meant to send a dick pic to my wife after stepping out of the shower. I didnt have my glasses on and sent it to my son in class(college) and my wife. My son texted back "WTF!" I had received a group text the night before and didnt see my son on there!

I had a similar experience. My wife and I had a fairly long string of explicit text messages once that I later realized was also going to our teenage daughter. My wife never noticed and I never told her. Our daughter avoided me for a few days, but never said anything. I tried to apologize once, but was nearly incinerated by the look she gave me.
 
I had a similar experience. My wife and I had a fairly long string of explicit text messages once that I later realized was also going to our teenage daughter. My wife never noticed and I never told her. Our daughter avoided me for a few days, but never said anything. I tried to apologize once, but was nearly incinerated by the look she gave me.
I actually think yours might be worse. Yeah, I couldnt look my son in the eye for a week! Fuckin' old people! Haha!
 
Twice.

First time was in 2007. I sent a mssg to my dispatch girl when it was meant for my Best friend. We had been quoting movie lines. I sent her a line from Full Metal Jacket, when Joker and Snowball were mopping up the head. Joker says "I want to slip my tube steak in your sister. What do you want in trade?" I sent that quote to her! She replied with "how do you know my sister?"

The second was worse. My wife was giving me shit for eating like an idiot over an extended period of time. Text after text after text from her to eat something healthy blah blah blah. I shot a text back to her with something along the lines of 'busy today, swinging by the house to let the dogs out, going to eat your ass for lunch.' Well, I sent that to the owner of the company I currently work for, she is in her mid 60s and I work directly with her husband. Not a good look. I saw it sent to her about .1 seconds after i hit send. I called her immediately and told her that text was absolutely not for her and apologized. Took about 6 months before I could. Look her in the eyes again. All her husband had to say was "so that's what all the kids are doing these days?"

God damn...
She might be DTF, do you catch her holding your gaze for an uncomfortable amount of time, after you sent the text? You may have awoken something in her she thought died years ago. Her husband is probably glad you sent her that text, he's probably getting all kinds of nookie.
 
Twice.

First time was in 2007. I sent a mssg to my dispatch girl when it was meant for my Best friend. We had been quoting movie lines. I sent her a line from Full Metal Jacket, when Joker and Snowball were mopping up the head. Joker says "I want to slip my tube steak in your sister. What do you want in trade?" I sent that quote to her! She replied with "how do you know my sister?"

The second was worse. My wife was giving me shit for eating like an idiot over an extended period of time. Text after text after text from her to eat something healthy blah blah blah. I shot a text back to her with something along the lines of 'busy today, swinging by the house to let the dogs out, going to eat your ass for lunch.' Well, I sent that to the owner of the company I currently work for, she is in her mid 60s and I work directly with her husband. Not a good look. I saw it sent to her about .1 seconds after i hit send. I called her immediately and told her that text was absolutely not for her and apologized. Took about 6 months before I could. Look her in the eyes again. All her husband had to say was "so that's what all the kids are doing these days?"

God damn...
if she's in her 60s then her and her husband have seen it all especially living through the hippie era
 
I was at a bar back in my single days, hit it off with a girl, and we drunkenly swapped bodily fluids, when we went to part ways we exchanged numbers.

Or least I tried to. At the time my mother's cell phone had the same first 3 numbers and the 4 numbers after, out of those 3 were the same.

In my drunken stupor I guess I put my mother's number in the phone. She got a very interesting morning text the next day.
 
I do that all the time. Being my wife is the person I text the most, I usually send people texts usually meant for her.

I just joke afterwards that they're lucky it wasn't a cock pic.

How about this one? You ever just randomly think of something you want to Google, and then accidentally type it into a text message instead of search bar?:eek::eek::eek::eek:


Do that shit all the time, too.
 

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