Should I Beat my Wife

I was standing on a chair stirring it in the pan.
This could be true.
It’s a Saturday night.
You are changing tenses here, that usually indicates deception. You see when we start conjuring lies in our minds we do so in a certain way. We even look a certain way when we do it...

This Old House is on the TV in the other room. Dad is drinking a martini and mom is in the other room with her gin and tonic. It’s the one night a week that my mom had “off” from cooking.
All of this is a huge lie.
Way too much detail. The excessive details is very common when lying. You can Google that.

And all this memory at the age of 6-7? NO WAY!

You knew what the drinks were that they had at that age? Because otherwise your Mom or Dad would have had to tell you this story otherwise you wouldn't know. You are not being logical...

And even if you knew what the drinks were then at 6-7 you have that kind of a memory? That is unfortunately not possible good sir.

It is possible to have an extreme vivid memory, however that would have to include some extremely traumatic or joyous event.
Otherwise we forget if it doesn't leave a strong impression.


It was the first meal I learned to make. It was our ever-present Saturday night dinner and I eventually got to cook it all by myself from the age of 11 on.

I asked you your most joyous memory. You should have answered something to the effect of "on my 12th Birthday I got it." When I asked you didn't have a memory so you tried fabricating it but you did a very poor job of doing so.

You are also relating it back to the first question and that is unnatural.

The word "eventually" is also awkward use.
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You might like whatever food it was that you were thinking of but those two answers were made up.

Here is the thing, I don't have any magic powers. I just need to break down your answers and you can logically deduce it.

You are a bad liar, and so are your friends.

If anything it will just take me more questions to find the "truth." And if you start lying on one question and then telling the truth on the next I will be able to tell that too.

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I honestly feel dumb for thinking you had half a brain. You are dumb as bricks as well...
 
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Sworder. This is my first coherent memory ever that I still have. Looking out the window in our apt as a 2-3yo in NYC and it's raining. The smell of the metal screen in the rain. To this day, that smell reminds me of that. Is this true?
 
Um...memories don't have to be tied to traumatic events to be vivid or lasting.

I can remember eating Tony's pizza on a Friday night. Watching a rented Ninja Turtles VHS from Lewis Drug. The preview included was for the episode with the little sausage things that turned into monsters.

The actual episodes were the first one with the Neutrinos and the first one with Baxter Stockman's mousers.

The pepperoni on the pizza had curled at the sides into tiny bowls full of grease. I had three pieces with cottage cheese and koolaid.

My mother was balancing her checkbook.
 
Sworder. This is my first coherent memory ever that I still have. Looking out the window in our apt as a 2-3yo in NYC and it's raining. The smell of the metal screen in the rain. To this day, that smell reminds me of that. Is this true?
Yeah, our sense of smell leaves stronger impressions than others do for some reason.
 
How about deja vu? I had it once in my life. In front of a clothing store in Boston at about 9yo. Same sunlight, people, everything. The only time it's ever happened. Always thought it was odd. It was vivid as hell too.
What I always found odd was that nothing really happened, I was just walking along!
 
Not me, just once. Doing something mundane.
How many times has it happened to you?

Dozens of times throughout. Mostly mundane things as well. But always unique enough that there's been something specific to the occurrence.

It's crazy.
 
Dozens of times throughout. Mostly mundane things as well. But always unique enough that there's been something specific to the occurrence.

It's crazy.
Yes it is!
Here's a weird one! I dont like ketchup because it reminds(scent) me how a wet, puddled parking lot smelled as a kid. Still smell it in ketchup, especially the diner bottles. Our brains, right?
 
Yes it is!
Here's a weird one! I dont like ketchup because it reminds(scent) me how a wet, puddled parking lot smelled as a kid. Still smell it in ketchup, especially the diner bottles. Our brains, right?

Ugh

Honestly? Ketchup is fucking disgusting. That's just a matter of having better taste than a four year old. Lol.
 
Me too! Say "toy boat" 10 times fast and I'll be impressed!
I knew somebody was going to one up me. Here is the thing...
I can pat my head, rub my belly and say "toy boat" in PIG LATIN! Whilst jumping on my non-dominant foot.
HA BEAT THAT!
 
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