Sitting here stunned

[Marine]

I am two weeks into a cycle and strict diet. I was off the juice for about 9 months give or take, and I am finally back in the gym after a pec injury that had me outta the gym for 3 months. So I am back in black if you will. I am going through the first phase of the strict diet and training since being set back. It sucks! No beer,good food,bars,soda,ect. I have done it before and I will get used to it ,and it isnt really that bad. Its just the beginning that sucks really. How soon I forgot how disciplined I was when i was training hard. So here I am on Friday night stunned out of my mind and bored. Thats why we have Meso I guess. Just a bunch of muscle bound bros' living the spartan lifestyle. Atleast we have eachother LOL! It really is good to know that there is a few guys out there going through the same fucking thing I am. After I get used to my diet and I lower my body fat I will venture out to the bars atleast once a week to stay sane, and see what kind of wool I can pull. That is why we work out correct? To get hot pussy and feel good about ourselves. Well I think I have said enough. Just wanted to get this stuff off my mind. Later bros'

Marine

 

[Grizzly]

Yeah, I feel you. I really felt like getting a bottle of Chianti tonight, but the ol' diet doesn't allow for alcohol. Guess I shouldn't have gotten fat to begin with, right?

 

[Phreezer]

I'm about to be a cheap wine-o tonight Grizz... I've got a $5 dollar bottle of Lambrusko that I will be pouring as soon as I'm done writing this post...

 

[Marine]

Yeah, I feel you. I really felt like getting a bottle of Chianti tonight, but the ol' diet doesn't allow for alcohol. Guess I shouldn't have gotten fat to begin with, right?

Well I suppose so Grizzly. I did gain about 25 pounds of pure fat when I had to take 3 months off. I said fuck cardio and fell into depression. It just makes me have to work a lot harder now. Fuck it. I am gettin down to biz either way.

Marine

 

[Phreezer]

First one down.....98 glasses of wine on the wall.....

 

[Grizzly]

I don't like you anymore, Phreezer. You're a lucky bastard. I'm developing vascularity again and I really want to poof it up with some wine, but that's counter-productive to further development. Damn my life!

Good job, Marine. That's a damn good job of eating. 2lbs a week fat gain. Good stuff.

Hey, I've got one for you.............. KEY LIME PIE WITH SOME ICE CREAM! Hungry yet?

 

[Rod]

Phreezer, you are going to have to chugalug to catch up with me.

 

[Phreezer]

lol

Come on Grizz...one won't hurt you.. btw, How come you're not working tonight?

No chug a luging Rod.... I've got the BP to worry about.

 

[Grizzly]

One would hurt me, because, if I bought it, it would be one BOTTLE.

No work for me tonight. Not tomorrow either. In fact, I think wednesday was my last night. I've got a job interview next week and I'm pretty sure it'll be one of those start ASAP positions, so I'll have to spend the next two week finding an apartment in a real town. Yes, that's right, with any luck, I will be moving to a REAL town that has shopping centers, good food, no cars in the front lawn and, best of all, no hillbillies. Not to mention perfectly manicured lawns, houses that have been painted in the last 30 years, expensive cars. You know, all the good things in life.

 

[Phreezer]

Wow...Congrats Grizz! I wish you best of luck then, Believe me I can relate to that whole Hillbillie thing (I live in Kansas)

So what kind of Job will it be?

 

[Grizzly]

Shipping supervisor for a truck parts company.

Actually, I would begin as the assistant supervisor until I learned the ropes and the other guy quit, which is supposed to be soon. I hope there's some OT with the job because it'll be rough for a few months if there isn't. Of course, I can always just get another bar job.

 

[Marine]

I don't like you anymore, Phreezer. You're a lucky bastard. I'm developing vascularity again and I really want to poof it up with some wine, but that's counter-productive to further development. Damn my life!

Good job, Marine. That's a damn good job of eating. 2lbs a week fat gain. Good stuff.

Hey, I've got one for you.............. KEY LIME PIE WITH SOME ICE CREAM! Hungry yet?

Ouch that hurts! Cause that is the kind of shitwhat I was eating for awhile. I am glad I am off the fat fuck diet now though. Yeah about 2 lbs a week for 3 months is what I gained bro. I cant wait for my ethanate to kick in in week 3,then i will start feeling a lot better. Where do you live Grizzly? I live in Austin Texas,,,much ass here bro. That is what motivates me to get shredded like a motherfucker. Later

Marine

 

[Grizzly]

I'm in the midwest. You've got steers and queers and we've got hogs and more hogs. And only one set of those hogs is of the porcine persuasion.

 

[txjustin]

Ya marine

there is much puss to be pulled in Austin. I am about two hours southeast of you.

 

[AirBorne]

Ya marine

there is much puss to be pulled in Austin. I am about two hours southeast of you.

fuckin love texas! hope you guys listen to good ol lonestar music. anyone been to Billy Bob's or Gruene Hall?? ya illinois is full of corn and hogs, but damn is there some fine as at the U of I. bout 19,000 women here. me and my bros never get bored!

 

[Grizzly]

I was just in Champaign a few hours ago. Is there any white people there? I didn't see anybody that wasn't black or chinese. That's my favorite part of Champaign...the asians. We don't have any here. If a guy were to live only in this town and never watch TV, he would think the whole world was white with a few black and mexicans thrown in.

 

[AirBorne]

HAHAHA. ya, there are shitloads of minorities here. They all pretty much hang together in herds. Never see em mixing with the white people. I have a few minority friends in the military though. Only 2 thing that piss me off about any of the minorities....asian women, though many are damn good looking, NONE OF THEM SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A DRIVERS LISCENSE!!!! Other thing...D Brown.....hes a piece of shit. That comment doesnt stem from jealousy either...bottom line, hes a cherry picking, cocky little f-cker that likes to steal shit from random apartments. Oh, no big deal though...hes an athlete. doesnt matter if him and his friends stole over 2000 bucks worth of electronic equipment! they didnt even get in trouble...coach paid off the apt owner to keep his lil buddies outta trouble.

whoooo....that was intense. just gotta vent every now and again, ya know! this test really gets to ya! haha peace bros

 

[Slick Arrado]

fuckin love texas! hope you guys listen to good ol lonestar music. anyone been to Billy Bob's or Gruene Hall?? ya illinois is full of corn and hogs, but damn is there some fine as at the U of I. bout 19,000 women here. me and my bros never get bored!

Bro, you're DAMN RIGHT you love Texas!! I listen some good ol Lonestar music. Most people don't realize that there's country music and TEXAS COUNTRY MUSIC!! Been to Billy Bob's a couple of times and Gilley's once.
I'm four hours north of you Marine and you're right, there is A LOT OF ASS IN AUSTIN. UT has over 30,000 women alone. A couple of more tidbits for you bros: 1. UT has the largest enrollment of any college in the country. 2. Austin is the most liberal city in the state and the Republicans HATE IT!! TXJustin, not to pry but, I'd say you're located in the Triangle. Am I right?

 

[AirBorne]

Bro, you're DAMN RIGHT you love Texas!! I listen some good ol Lonestar music. Most people don't realizethat there's country music and TEXAS COUNTRY MUSIC!! Been to Billy Bob's a couple of times and Gilley's once.
I'm four hours north of you Marine and you're right, there is A LOT OF ASS IN AUSTIN. UT has over 30,000 women alone. A couple of more tidbits for you bros: 1. UT has the largest enrollment of any college in the country. 2. Austin is the most liberal city in the state and the Republicans HATE IT!! TXJustin, not to pry but, I'd say you're located in the Triangle. Am I right?

Pat Green, Robert Earl Keen, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Cory Morrow, Tod Snider, etc etc etc........this is REAL COUNTRY MUSIC. Nahsville can eat a dick! country music isnt about suburban life and boy band bullshit like Rascal Flats and Kenny Chesney say! HAHA fuck them! Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Steve Earl, Jerry Jeff Walker...they are wut country is about....gettin drunk, playin guitar, doin blow, and kickin ass! haha peace fellas

 

[Beefster]

I'm in the midwest. You've got steers and queers and we've got hogs and more hogs. And only one set of those hogs is of the porcine persuasion.

I thought it was just where I am from. I am from the midwest also where 80% of the females are cows.....not hogs. You can see a cattle call of women wherever you go. It's nice going to a normal city to see nothing but hotties.