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There's this fucking guy who wears sunglasses in my gym... I can't stand it, I literally want to murder him. He also wears a headband and wrist sweatbands. Why can clothing be so irritating??

Here's a little friendly advice from me to you... be nice to that guy, be very very nice to that guy... that way, once the day finally comes that he decides to walk in with semi-automatic weapons and level everyone in your gym, he may remember that you were nice to him, and let you live.;)

Once upon a time, I was a retail assistant manager, and we had an employee that was really strange, just an odd ball that was a bizarre dude who would talk to himself outloud. He was often late and would leave without completing his duties. This would piss me off, so one day I barked at my boss "why do you let this piece of shit get away with this crap and do whatever he wants to do? Are you afraid of him? You're the boss!"
My boss turned and said "God Bless it, I'm just trying to stay off of his list - you know, the list of people he plans to kill that he is probably keeping on his refrigerator?!".
 
Here's a little friendly advice from me to you... be nice to that guy, be very very nice to that guy... that way, once the day finally comes that he decides to walk in with semi-automatic weapons and level everyone in your gym, he may remember that you were nice to him, and let you live.;)

Once upon a time, I was a retail assistant manager, and we had an employee that was really strange, just an odd ball that was a bizarre dude who would talk to himself outloud. He was often late and would leave without completing his duties. This would piss me off, so one day I barked at my boss "why do you let this piece of shit get away with this crap and do whatever he wants to do? Are you afraid of him? You're the boss!"
My boss turned and said "God Bless it, I'm just trying to stay off of his list - you know, the list of people he plans to kill that he is probably keeping on his refrigerator?!".
100% agreed! He's totally fucked. He still uses a Walkman :eek:
 
Here's a little friendly advice from me to you... be nice to that guy, be very very nice to that guy... that way, once the day finally comes that he decides to walk in with semi-automatic weapons and level everyone in your gym, he may remember that you were nice to him, and let you live.;)

Once upon a time, I was a retail assistant manager, and we had an employee that was really strange, just an odd ball that was a bizarre dude who would talk to himself outloud. He was often late and would leave without completing his duties. This would piss me off, so one day I barked at my boss "why do you let this piece of shit get away with this crap and do whatever he wants to do? Are you afraid of him? You're the boss!"
My boss turned and said "God Bless it, I'm just trying to stay off of his list - you know, the list of people he plans to kill that he is probably keeping on his refrigerator?!".
I love to fire the crazy ones. Fuck em
 
I want to murder everyone in the gym. It the hot chicks. Everyone.

I love to fire the crazy ones. Fuck em
Thats because your a mother fuckin crazy ass beast homie. No one in their right fuckin mind would talk shit back when a big dog like you starts growling;) Like ive said before, your just the type of person to NOT BE FUCKED WITH. I could see you being one of those giants that wear the tea shit with the saying on the back that reads....LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. Whoever sees it I bet will do just that:cool:
 
I meant to type *except the hot chicks. Instead half a dozen of you sick fucks liked me talking about killing hot chicks. That's why I love you guys.

I'm in the middle of a rehab for a shoulder injury and working my way back up in weight. Well, I just got to where I could do shoulder presses with the 50s without it killing my shoulder. Yesterday, this hot chick came and sat on the bench right next to me and was also shoulder pressing the 50s. Wtf. I outweigh her by 100+ pounds. I wanted to murder her for making me look like a bitch lol.
 
there was this tall lean chick about 5-11 some slight tattoos pretty young I'd say early 20s brown hair doing leg press on the smith machine ass straight up in the air. needless to to say I wanted to murder that azz.
On another note.
I'm really liking the dyel gear, npp and test e are very smooth. Running 700 npp and it's hitting really hard, strength way up!

yes the npp is solid and eq is good too. npp keeping weight on me during my carb depletion
 
I'm in the middle of a rehab for a shoulder injury and working my way back up in weight. Well, I just got to where I could do shoulder presses with the 50s without it killing my shoulder. Yesterday, this hot chick came and sat on the bench right next to me and was also shoulder pressing the 50s. Wtf. I outweigh her by 100+ pounds. I wanted to murder her for making me look like a bitch lol.

Ive never seen a girl press 50s, shes either a fluke or a dude so dont feel bad buddy. Im sure she has a dick so feel bad for calling him/her hot.
 
There's this fucking guy who wears sunglasses in my gym... I can't stand it, I literally want to murder him. He also wears a headband and wrist sweatbands. Why can clothing be so irritating??

I had a guy like this at my old gym. He would always wear cut off jean shorts and sleeveless homemade shirts to match his 711 sunglasses. He looked bad ass boxing in front of the mirrors, Im sure he was a black belt in mma.

Now theres two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors. People who believe in the Matrix (these are the crazies) and guys that think theyre 100% American badass (these are the pussies).
 
I'm in the middle of a rehab for a shoulder injury and working my way back up in weight. Well, I just got to where I could do shoulder presses with the 50s without it killing my shoulder. Yesterday, this hot chick came and sat on the bench right next to me and was also shoulder pressing the 50s. Wtf. I outweigh her by 100+ pounds. I wanted to murder her for making me look like a bitch lol.
Might as well tuck your penis between your legs.
 
Thats because your a mother fuckin crazy ass beast homie. No one in their right fuckin mind would talk shit back when a big dog like you starts growling;) Like ive said before, your just the type of person to NOT BE FUCKED WITH. I could see you being one of those giants that wear the tea shit with the saying on the back that reads....LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. Whoever sees it I bet will do just that:cool:

I'm pretty sure Brutus has mellowed with age but he used to be a real crazy MF'er.
 
I'm pretty sure Brutus has mellowed with age but he used to be a real crazy MF'er.
Ya but I'm sure it would only take him a split second to flip that switch an turn right back into that person when time comes to take care of business;) Godamn I gotta learn how to use proper grammer or writing or puncuation or fuckin something lmfao:p That was literally the longest fuckin sentence in existence smh:rolleyes:
 
Ya but I'm sure it would only take him a split second to flip that switch an turn right back into that person when time comes to take care of business;) Godamn I gotta learn how to use proper grammer or writing or puncuation or fuckin something lmfao:p That was literally the longest fuckin sentence in existence smh:rolleyes:

How do you put all those fancy faces when youre writing? I can only do these two :( :)
 
How do you put all those fancy faces when youre writing? I can only do these two :( :)
Haha are you serious or just playn? If your serious....o_O:);):(:mad::confused::cool::p:D:eek::oops::rolleyes:....
It gives me a choice between all these you see here lol. If not then jokes on me lmfao:p
 
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