I know you are joking, so don’t take this as me trying to argue. Just posting the information below for people to read.
There are multiple causes, including my fraternity brother, that got cataracts in their early 20’s relatively shortly after taking DNP.
What are the odds that multiple people were in the small population of the world that gets cataracts as young adults... plus within the small bodybuilding population that takes DNP... plus happen to get the cataract shortly after taken DNP and not before... plus are strong enough to post their experience on an online forum.
The number of people that get cataracts as an early adult is extremely rare... however the number of young adults getting cataracts on the DNP forum appear to be more abundant than “extremely rare”... thus DNP appears to be increasing the likelihood of cataracts.
I’m a man of numbers, and the number point to some relationship between DNP and Cataracts. We aren’t even considering the cases of cataract cases where the person wasn’t open to sharing their devastating side effect on an online forum.
Thus, the limited number of cases at our disposal is enough to scare me away from this drug.