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[sp5der]

Looks like we're still waiting on Jano results for TC 250 batch3 lavender top?

I have it 238mg/ml I’ll post it up soon

 

[sp5der]

Might be a fluke, but it’s a solid reason not to sell your finished product before testing is in.

Will be interesting to see how the retest and customer testing comes out.

Yes lesson learned. I’m really surprised.

 

[Vikingo]

Might be a fluke, but it’s a solid reason not to sell your finished product before testing is in.

This is why it’s important for people to plan ahead and not rush the good vendors to open or sell products before they’re ready. If you can’t plan ahead and don’t care about testing then go to one of the many other vendors who will happily take your money and rush you untested gear.

 

[AlexDavis43]

So that test report implies 100% of the raws used , were in the top 20% of the beaker.

Which is impossible.

Because they started at the bottom and I watched them float around until they dissolved.

Anyways I’ll of course pay all cost and reimburse for the blind test from the few customers that have it.

And we will find a resolution.

If the blind tests come back bad, just let me know what you want and I’ll make it happen. Full refund at minimum no questions.

There’s no way customer tests come back bad though. It’s just not possible. It has to be a sample issue. Only thing I can think of.

Believe me when I say I did not mistakenly use 180 grams when the recipe called for 40 grams.

It’s good we have a blind testing otw already

You're doing fine mate

I hate to laugh when someone is losing money but there's been more than one chuckle-worthy post in this saga

"Missing: 1.5 litres of oil"
--are you sure you didn't forget to add the oil?
xD xD (you're probably literally staring at slightly less than 2 litres of oil right now)

Really odd..
40mL BA
400mL BB
42g of 96% test c raw
This will get you 84mg/ml
aka no oil, all ba/bb

If the retest is still ~84mg/ml, ask for a BA/BB test (30$)

"Mig812 defies the laws of physics when Mercury is in retrograde and gravitationally separates testosterone into the upper 20% of what is now a suspension"

So that test report implies 100% of the raws used , were in the top 20% of the beaker.

Which is impossible.

dry humor gets me every time

Unless you where trying to do 100mg tne and got the wrong raw?

this was actually clever, but the calculations don't work out if it was TNE instead of Test C (wouldn't work unless your scale was on the fritz)

1524mL of oil
40mL BA
400mL BB
42g of 96% test c raw

I know it looks like it but I swear I’m not retarded. I’ll prove it

Hey man, no one is blaming anyone

maybe one of your partners did it to mess with you

perhaps a jilted lover xD

But you got so far ahead of it that even if it was a brain fart, no one is gonna hold it against you

 

[Dial It In]

This is why it’s important for people to plan ahead and not rush the good vendors to open or sell products before they’re ready. If you can’t plan ahead and don’t care about testing then go to one of the many other vendors who will happily take your money and rush you untested gear.

If everyone could just grasp that concept

You're doing fine mate

I hate to laugh when someone is losing money but there's been more than one chuckle-worthy post in this saga

"Missing: 1.5 litres of oil"
--are you sure you didn't forget to add the oil?
xD xD (you're probably literally staring at slightly less than 2 litres of oil right now)



"Mig812 defies the laws of physics when Mercury is in retrograde and gravitationally separates testosterone into the upper 20% of what is now a suspension"



dry humor gets me every time



this was actually clever, but the calculations don't work out if it was TNE instead of Test C (wouldn't work unless your scale was on the fritz)






Hey man, no one is blaming anyone

maybe one of your partners did it to mess with you

perhaps a jilted lover xD

But you got so far ahead of it that even if it was a brain fart, no one is gonna hold it against you

Getting ahead of it was great. Not everyone will own it and blame everyone else and yell conspiracy

 

[AlexDavis43]

@janoshik Hire more employees if you can’t keep up. It’s obvious you’re way behind, it’s all over the forums.

I wish this has occurred to us at all before.

Do you provide relocation reimbursement?

jk, it's probably young adults who just graduated uni with a chemistry degree (good learners, competent but lacking experience, and not so experienced to require a high salary)

 

[ETliens]

If everyone could just grasp that concept

Getting ahead of it was great. Not everyone will own it and blame everyone else and yell conspiracy

Absolutely this 100%! In fact, I’d expect many vendors to do just this. Hide it.

It blows having to explain to my wife why she needs to use my test (.05ml haha) for a while but I’d hate to have her use 80mg test per week! That could be disastrous. I think she’s done with the UGL test at this point and back to pharmacy test though.

I respect sp5ders for his transparency and will continue ordering.

 

[sp5der]

Absolutely this 100%! In fact, I’d expect many vendors to do just this. Hide it.

It blows having to explain to my wife why she needs to use my test (.05ml haha) for a while but I’d hate to have her use 80mg test per week! That could be disastrous. I think she’s done with the UGL test at this point and back to pharmacy test though.

I respect sp5ders for his transparency and will continue ordering.

Brother can u send it in ? I’ll pay the test to jano for you up front

I think at this point my tests worth nothing because I can just make a new batch and send it. What’s already out is more reliable.

 

[ETliens]

Brother can u send it in ? I’ll pay the test to jano for you up front

Sure thing man. I’ll shoot you an email.

 

[Dial It In]

Brother can u send it in ? I’ll pay the test to jano for you up front

I think at this point my tests worth nothing because I can just make a new batch and send it. What’s already out is more reliable.

Damn don’t see that often

 

[nyss]

Absolutely this 100%! In fact, I’d expect many vendors to do just this. Hide it.

It blows having to explain to my wife why she needs to use my test (.05ml haha) for a while but I’d hate to have her use 80mg test per week! That could be disastrous. I think she’s done with the UGL test at this point and back to pharmacy test though.

I respect sp5ders for his transparency and will continue ordering.

80mg per week and you'll be calling her your husband

 

[ETliens]

80mg per week and you'll be calling her your husband

Haha….thats not funny!! Maybe if I was into pegging we’d be on to something here.

 

[Venom Lab]

Haha….thats not funny!! Maybe if I was into pegging we’d be on to something here.

What do you mean you ain't into pegging!
Liar!

 

[AllbrandNew]

Haha….thats not funny!! Maybe if I was into pegging we’d be on to something here.

Just get that Tren dose up and see what happens.

 

[Meatgazer]

I have it 238mg/ml I’ll post it up soon

Wait, You came on here upset that Janoshik was dragging his feet on the test results but now you have them and they’re “not ready “ to be posted yet. You casually mention it when asked.

 

[sp5der]

Wait, You came on here upset that Janoshik was dragging his feet on the test results but now you have them and they’re “not ready “ to be posted yet. You casually mention it when asked.

Lol fuck off. I’m busy

Was gonna post the results as an image in like an hour

Janoshik Analytical

 

[Dumbellsanonymous]

Lol fuck off. I’m busy

Was gonna post the results as an image in like an hour

Janoshik Analytical

You're telling me you can't fulfill orders, brew, answer emails, pm's and post on meso and deal with life outside of your business all at once...? Shame on you!

 

[newguy2]

Janoshik Analytical

This is the Janoshik testing. I made 2 liters with 96 pure raws.

My exact calculations were:

1524mL of oil
40mL BA
400mL BB
42g of 96% test c raw

I added raw to beaker first before anything. Then bb ba oil. It was heated and stirred for an hour then sample was taken for jano.

This sounds like I don’t want to own it but this has to be a bad test. There is no way this was not a homogenous mixture after heating and stirring for an hour. Even if it was the raw would be at the bottom of the beaker if anything. Not just floating at the top where sample was taken from.

I asked for retest, and we have customer sent blind sample going in. If u bought it message me I’ll make it right and ur next order will be free if I really fucked up this badly. Let’s wait customer test first though.

I honestly have a feeling that we're going to start seeing Jano isn't as perfect as everyone thinks. Maybe it's the added load and new staff.

Just been some strange stuff lately, vendors getting called out but I'm curious if it's actually on his end. Time will tell.

Edit# Guess I spoke too soon. Still think we put a ton of blind in Jano these days. And that's no slack at you Jano if you read this, just that no man/institution is without it's issues.

 

[Meatgazer]

Lol fuck off. I’m busy

Was gonna post the results as an image in like an hour

Janoshik Analytical

But you had time to start shit with Janoshik? And you got them up pretty quick when pressed. I will fuck off now to a source with less red flags. Thanks

 

[sp5der]

But you had time to start shit with Janoshik? And you got them up pretty quick when pressed. I will fuck off now to a source with less red flags. Thanks

That was yesterday dickhead