Test P/Tren A Cycle - Couch Potato to Jacked Begins now

so you got the master plan.

Juice, surgery, penis pumps. Chicken, the broccs. Classic.
Clearly girls are gonna come up to you showering you in compliments, swiping on tinder like their old husband just died and they’ve got all the cash left on his card, due you your exceptional physique.

I just got 3 questions
What’s the next play brother? Now she’s there what you gone do?

What’s the big picture? So in one year you’ve maxed out your swole stats, smashed 100 RIDICULOUS bitches, and what’s next? TRT forever, never have kids Cus you shut your shit down before you’re old enough to get the nuts fully online, and smash 1000 more broads?
 
so you got the master plan.

Juice, surgery, penis pumps. Chicken, the broccs. Classic.
Clearly girls are gonna come up to you showering you in compliments, swiping on tinder like their old husband just died and they’ve got all the cash left on his card, due you your exceptional physique.

I just got 3 questions
What’s the next play brother? Now she’s there what you gone do?

What’s the big picture? So in one year you’ve maxed out your swole stats, smashed 100 RIDICULOUS bitches, and what’s next? TRT forever, never have kids Cus you shut your shit down before you’re old enough to get the nuts fully online, and smash 1000 more broads?


You gots it wrong bro, in his dream thats how its gonna go. But im going to propose the more likely scenario, in step by step order.

1) gets jacked off glycogen and intramuscular water while on cycle
2) gets a girl to wanna bang him while on cycle, but cant get his dick to work (tren dick trapped!)
3) shows up to university the next day, everyones mocking him, gets labelled as limp dick because the chick went and mouthed about it to everyone on facebook
4) reaches end of his cycle, thinks he was jacked but then 90% of his gains peel away during PCT as it was just glycogen and water and his diet sucks balls
5) enters massive depression, back to ugly with the added reputation on campus as captain limp dick
6) buys 2 AR15s and goes full psycho on everyone mass shooting up the school and offs himself at the end
7) investigators find leftover steroids in his home, media gets wind of it, suddenly steroids are the culprit of a mass shooting
8) congress passes the strictest steroid laws possible, steroids become public enemy number 1, bros everywhere get put in jail for life sentences
 
5) enters massive depression, back to ugly with the added reputation on campus as captain limp dick

The depression is multiplied by the fact his hormones are fucked and the post pct period, where the brain is adapting to normal levels of androgens, or in this case, subpar levels of androgens also plays a huge part in feeling like chit. He is in fact so anxious, he can't even leave his home. He just freezes in front of people.
 
Here's the thing, being confident is about being at peace with yourself, it's an attitude not always related to what you have.
I had no confidence in my late teens, sucked at getting girls. There was this guy who always the girls lined up. I asked him tell me, what's the secret, why do you always get the girls? He simply said "confidence, you got to have confidence". And I can't think of anything he was better than me at, wasn't more handsome, better body, better at school, better at anything. He just didn't care as much, wasn't nervous, wasn't worried about rejection.
Later in life my confidence slowly grew, massively, where I pretty much always feel on top of the world and I'm not timid to anyone. I have my life experiences, been at war, worked on 4 continents, doing financially reasonably well, seen and done things, made many tough decisions, fallen down and stood up. I don't need anyone's validation, I'm at peace standing on my own legs. Nothing faze me.
And women are lining up.
Since I'm married and my milf model wife rub her pussy in my face every day, I don't need these other women. But they're there if I wanted.


I had an older buddy who used to bang like 200+ girls a year. Not jacked, not in terrible shape not terribly ugly but nothing special. Looked terrible in his photos (better in person). I asked him what his secret was to banging so many girls, you know what he said for real?

“I have absolutely no standards”

Hed fuck anything that was humanoid with a vagina and breathing. As such he bedded a lot of women.
 
Obviously, you were always a Gigachad with above-average face, but the fat hide it. But now you are in shape, with muscles, you have girls approaching you from left,right and center.

You've motivated me to hop on tren even more.

Thank you
May as well go as big as you can then on this cycle. Put the Tren around 300 mg/ day and be sure to inject it directly into one of your testicles. Make sure it’s your least favorite of the two, because it will actually become your favorite after the first 2-3 pins.
 
What’s the big picture? So in one year you’ve maxed out your swole stats, smashed 100 RIDICULOUS bitches, and what’s next? TRT forever, never have kids Cus you shut your shit down before you’re old enough to get the nuts fully online, and smash 1000 more broads?
If after roiding and shit, im able to smash 100+ girls, i will be happy and content with my life. If I were to die, i would have no regrets.
 
Obviously, you were always a Gigachad with above-average face, but the fat hide it. But now you are in shape, with muscles, you have girls approaching you from left,right and center.

You've motivated me to hop on tren even more.

Thank you

Dude....from what you post, it's obvious you have some insecurities about your looks. Listen to what some of the older guys on the forum are trying to tell you. Looks are very low on the scale of what matters in life. Taking steroids is not going to improve your chances with girls. Being a guy on his purpose that's confident in all of life will help with girls. Many times confidence comes with age. All of us here have been 18 and had the same insecurities you did. That's why you should listen to us.
 
Dude....from what you post, it's obvious you have some insecurities about your looks. Listen to what some of the older guys on the forum are trying to tell you. Looks are very low on the scale of what matters in life. Taking steroids is not going to improve your chances with girls. Being a guy on his purpose that's confident in all of life will help with girls. Many times confidence comes with age. All of us here have been 18 and had the same insecurities you did. That's why you should listen to us.
Man confidence doesn't just magically appear out of thin air. You need to have achieved something that will make you confident. I'm just an average dude and haven't achieved anything in life yet to make me confident. The quickest path to some confidence I think will be to build some muscle
 
The quickest path to some confidence I think will be to build some muscle

It's not. I'm telling you. And packing on muscle takes years and years of *consistent* training.

And then, after years of consistent training, do you want to be a guy that has a little bit of muscle packed on, but no social skills? Of course not.
 
It's not. I'm telling you. And packing on muscle takes years and years of *consistent* training.

And then, after years of consistent training, do you want to be a guy that has a little bit of muscle packed on, but no social skills? Of course not.
No, it doesn't, it takes 1 maybe 2 Tren cycles. I don't want to look like Rich Piana or prime Ronnie Coleman. The Physique I want is something like zyzz or david laid

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Well if I look good, more girls will approach which gives me more opportunties to develop my social skills
 
No, it doesn't, it takes 1 maybe 2 Tren cycles. I don't want to look like Rich Piana or prime Ronnie Coleman. The Physique I want is something like zyzz or david laid

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Well if I look good, more girls will approach which gives me more opportunties to develop my social skills

You have the same problem that we all did when we were 18, we thought we knew everything and had it all figured out. Now we look back and laugh at how dumb we were when we were that age.

2 cycles of Tren will do this AT BEST: make your muscles a little more puffier, then after you don't train and don't eat right, you will go back to looking exactly like you did before.

AT WORST: 2 cycles of Tren will fuck with your prolactin so much that your penis won't even get hard anymore.

With your inconsistent training and ignorance about diet, 2 cycles of Tren will do absolutely nothing for you but really really bad things.

You think you know everything right now, but I'm telling you it's a dumb idea.
 
No, it doesn't, it takes 1 maybe 2 Tren cycles. I don't want to look like Rich Piana or prime Ronnie Coleman. The Physique I want is something like zyzz or david laid

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Well if I look good, more girls will approach which gives me more opportunties to develop my social skills
Your expectations of what steroids can do is way off base. It’s not a cheat code or a short cut. It’s an aide. You still have to put in the work and have dedication and discipline. Don’t think for a second that any of these people you have on a pedestal built their physique overnight.

You have decades or centuries worth of experience talking to you through your threads and for you to just trivialize it all like you know better just shows you aren’t ready for any of this
 
Your expectations of what steroids can do is way off base. It’s not a cheat code or a short cut. It’s an aide. You still have to put in the work and have dedication and discipline. Don’t think for a second that any of these people you have on a pedestal built their physique overnight.

You have decades or centuries worth of experience talking to you through your threads and for you to just trivialize it all like you know better just shows you aren’t ready for any of this
You really think I can't obtain these physiques if I take tren, strict diet and train good for 12-16 weeks?
 
You really think I can't obtain these physiques if I take tren, strict diet and train good for 12-16 weeks?
you are honestly coming off as so dumb. you’re actually going full retard.

How many different ways does one need to be told that you’re not going to look anywhere close to anything special on a 12 week cycle of tren?

You will not look like David laid from your fat self in 12-16 weeks. You will not look like David laid 25-34 weeks from your current state. YOU WILL NOT LOOK LIKE DAVID LAID IN A YEAR OF BLASTING TREN.

You did not win the generic lottery. I am sorry. You can be a better version of yourself. You’re comparing yourself to the top 1% of the population. Do you know what this means?

Roughly 80 million people out of 8 billion on the planet can look like this. They may not even be 1% physique wise but they are elite level physiques to the normal person.

Stop trying to be elite when you are below average. Maybe just try and be better???

Honestly do you have a learning disability we need to be made aware of?
 
You really think I can't obtain these physiques if I take tren, strict diet and train good for 12-16 weeks?
Absolutely not. You can certainly make progress, but the amount of progress made depends on your level of discipline and dedication. Everyone wants to talk about diet and training, but a lot of people forget about rest/recovery. Sleep is one of the most anabolic things you can do. Good quality sleep, not passing out from drinking or drugs.

And then, what’s MORE important is what you do once you go off cycle. Do you go back to your old habits of shit eating and half assed workouts and recovery? Or do you maintain 90% of the discipline you had on cycle? This will dictate your starting place on your next cycle and how much more you can progress.

As everyone said, this takes years of dedication and discipline. If you’re really dedicated, 2-3 years can be a huge transformation, but one 12-16 week cycle won’t make you look like the rock.
 
you are honestly coming off as so dumb. you’re actually going full retard.

How many different ways does one need to be told that you’re not going to look anywhere close to anything special on a 12 week cycle of tren?

You will not look like David laid from your fat self in 12-16 weeks. You will not look like David laid 25-34 weeks from your current state. YOU WILL NOT LOOK LIKE DAVID LAID IN A YEAR OF BLASTING TREN.

You did not win the generic lottery. I am sorry. You can be a better version of yourself. You’re comparing yourself to the top 1% of the population. Do you know what this means?

Roughly 80 million people out of 8 billion on the planet can look like this. They may not even be 1% physique wise but they are elite level physiques to the normal person.

Stop trying to be elite when you are below average. Maybe just try and be better???

Honestly do you have a learning disability we need to be made aware of?
you're lying, you're just saying this so i dont take roids. ive seen people's transformations on tren, u cant fool me
 
Recomp is the hardest thing to achieve. It's slow, as you can't be in a steep calorie deficit. So that's like loosing a pound of fat in a two weeks time. Or maybe even less. A nother thing regarding a recomp, you need high dosages of aas. Especially high dosages of aas that shine at nutrient partitioning. DHB and primo, for example, and off course; tren. Now, there is nothing particularly magical about tren, a medium dose of DHB or primo, would achieve the same thing with far less side effects. A good option is off course a combination of primo with tren at a lower dosage.

Now, I know nobody wanted to talk to you seriously, so maybe this is why you have been so dismissive towards everybody's opinion, so let me talk to you like I would to any other forum member who is older and more experienced in lifting but hasn't done aas yet ...

Fact of the matter is that aas aren't a magic pill. Novices get really dissapointed with the results, if they aren't lean already. Using aas for fat loss is mostly there to preserve muscle mass or to recomp and not speed up the fat loss process per-se. There is a limited amount of fat you can loose in a given time frame and aas wont help in extending that number, they will help in persevering muscle mass and will help in not storing fat from the foods that you've eaten as they are nutrient partitioners; this means that they preferentially store excess energy in the muscles and not fat. They do bost the metabolism a bit, so they do increase your resting metabolic rate, but this doesn't amount to that much. Tren is a particularly good nutrient partitioner, and that's it. But so is dhb for instance or superdrol and primo, just a bit less. Oh, off course, the final thing that aas help with is energy. You have more of it on a cut then without.

So if the only thing that you are using is anabolics and you aimed to do a cut, not a recomp (although, with a good amount of aas it's hard to not gain any muscle mass) you still most likely wont be shredded in 4 months time. You will be probably half way to your goal. What you are trying to achieve is rapid fat loss and there are protocols on how to do that. And you don't need obscene amount of aas to do it. GH coupled with other supps and peps like Mots-c, 5 amino 1MQ, alcar or injectable carnitine, a2a antagonists (yohimbine), T3, albuterol, coupled with a smart diet / training protocol like fasted cardio with GH and probably a ketogenic diet as if your goal is rapid fat loss you probably will be in some sort of ketosis anyway.

So, what I'm saying is this: if your goal is a recomp like you posted in the other thread, that wont happen, forget about. You will only shut your self down and go crazy, and at the start of school you will be miserable, worse then you are now and you will be in psychosis as you fucked your hormones up, and will feel like dog shit bc of that and you will have failed in your goals and will also be very dissapointed at yourself.

You have a two prong approach: 1. a cut to 16% BF with a pound or two added muscle mass and then 2. a recomp to 10%. The first phase will last 4 months and the second 3 months. The first would entail a low dose aas cycle consistent of 250mg test and 250mg primo coupled with a serious peptide protocol and the second part would be more of a standard bodybuilding aas recomp 350 test, 500 primo, 6 iu GH + 100mg tren (if you are so in love with the compound, but it's not necessary).

All in all, having a coach that would guide you through it all would be much advisable as it's a complex process. It all depends on how sure you want to be in achieving your goal. Is it fine for you that there is a 50/50 chance? Then do it your self. You want an 80 / 20 chance? Get a coach. You can't be 100% bc you have no idea how you will mentally handle the drugs. Also there is a shit load off ancillaries for blood pressure, blood glucose, anxiety, lipids, etc ...

There you go. But all in all, using aas to get from 30% to 16% is a waste of money and health. That should be done natty.

@koolio2 have you read this? You dont believe in what I wrote?
 
you're lying, you're just saying this so i dont take roids. ive seen people's transformations on tren, u cant fool me
You can go take roids you little ass digger.

You’ll do nothing at all if you look worse than the picture you posted. I will sleep the same at night while you’re up unable to sleep or jack off because your dick won’t work. God forbid you get acne. You might blow up an orphanage.

Just wait until you get PIP and you’re too sore to want to get out of bed to go to the gym. You’ll roll over and give up like the little pud you are.

Honestly it would be pretty easy to fool you as you seem to be clinically retarded. Just put peanutbutter on the window on long car rides and you’ll stay quiet like I do to my dog.
 
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