The 5 different types of vaginas

which is your preferred type of pussy


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did you guys know that there are only 5 types of pussies according to a bikini waxer who've seen over 100s of pussies.




It turns out, vaginas all look quite different. However, according to a former bikini waxer who goes only by Mel to protect the identity of her clients, there are five different overall vagina shapes that she has seen in her career.

While these types aren't scientific or 'a mathematic algorithm', Mel told Elite Daily: 'This is just to help women understand this weird "secret" [the appearance of our vaginas] we keep from our friends and society at large is not as scandalous or peculiar as we may have thought.'

Her shape names are not the actual vagina, which is the whole, but rather the outside appearance — most of which has something to do with the labia majora (the outer lips) and the labia minora (the inner lips).


miss-barbie.jpg

1. Ms. Barbie:

The most uncommon shape is what Mel calls the Ms. Barbie, in which the labia minora are totally contained within the labia magora. The waxer noted that this is what most people think of when they picture a vagina, but it is not what most vaginas look like.

ms-puffs.jpg


2. Ms. Puffs:

Similar to the Ms. Barbie is the Ms. Puffs. The labia minora are still contained within the labia majora, but the lips of the vagina sit lower on the the pubic pone and are 'either full and puffed up or thin and loose'.

It's important to note, the way the lips hang has little to do with the age or weight of a woman.

ms-curtains.jpg


3. Ms. Curtains:

Ms. Curtains is Mel's name for when the labia minora extend past the labia majora, sticking out either a little bit or a lot. This is actually the most common shape!

ms-horseshoe.jpg


4. Ms. Horseshoe

Women with the Ms. Horseshoe have a vagina that opens wider at the top but closes at the bottom, with the shape of a horseshoe.

ms-tulip.jpg


5. Ms Tulip

The Ms. Tulip looks like a tulip about to bloom, with the labia minora slightly exposed up and down the labia majora.
 
did you guys know that there are only 5 types of pussies according to a bikini waxer who've seen over 100s of pussies.




It turns out, vaginas all look quite different. However, according to a former bikini waxer who goes only by Mel to protect the identity of her clients, there are five different overall vagina shapes that she has seen in her career.

While these types aren't scientific or 'a mathematic algorithm', Mel told Elite Daily: 'This is just to help women understand this weird "secret" [the appearance of our vaginas] we keep from our friends and society at large is not as scandalous or peculiar as we may have thought.'

Her shape names are not the actual vagina, which is the whole, but rather the outside appearance — most of which has something to do with the labia majora (the outer lips) and the labia minora (the inner lips).


miss-barbie.jpg

1. Ms. Barbie:

The most uncommon shape is what Mel calls the Ms. Barbie, in which the labia minora are totally contained within the labia magora. The waxer noted that this is what most people think of when they picture a vagina, but it is not what most vaginas look like.

ms-puffs.jpg


2. Ms. Puffs:

Similar to the Ms. Barbie is the Ms. Puffs. The labia minora are still contained within the labia majora, but the lips of the vagina sit lower on the the pubic pone and are 'either full and puffed up or thin and loose'.

It's important to note, the way the lips hang has little to do with the age or weight of a woman.

ms-curtains.jpg


3. Ms. Curtains:

Ms. Curtains is Mel's name for when the labia minora extend past the labia majora, sticking out either a little bit or a lot. This is actually the most common shape!

ms-horseshoe.jpg


4. Ms. Horseshoe

Women with the Ms. Horseshoe have a vagina that opens wider at the top but closes at the bottom, with the shape of a horseshoe.

ms-tulip.jpg


5. Ms Tulip

The Ms. Tulip looks like a tulip about to bloom, with the labia minora slightly exposed up and down the labia majora.
did you guys know that there are only 5 types of pussies according to a bikini waxer who've seen over 100s of pussies.




It turns out, vaginas all look quite different. However, according to a former bikini waxer who goes only by Mel to protect the identity of her clients, there are five different overall vagina shapes that she has seen in her career.

While these types aren't scientific or 'a mathematic algorithm', Mel told Elite Daily: 'This is just to help women understand this weird "secret" [the appearance of our vaginas] we keep from our friends and society at large is not as scandalous or peculiar as we may have thought.'

Her shape names are not the actual vagina, which is the whole, but rather the outside appearance — most of which has something to do with the labia majora (the outer lips) and the labia minora (the inner lips).


miss-barbie.jpg

1. Ms. Barbie:

The most uncommon shape is what Mel calls the Ms. Barbie, in which the labia minora are totally contained within the labia magora. The waxer noted that this is what most people think of when they picture a vagina, but it is not what most vaginas look like.

ms-puffs.jpg


2. Ms. Puffs:

Similar to the Ms. Barbie is the Ms. Puffs. The labia minora are still contained within the labia majora, but the lips of the vagina sit lower on the the pubic pone and are 'either full and puffed up or thin and loose'.

It's important to note, the way the lips hang has little to do with the age or weight of a woman.

ms-curtains.jpg


3. Ms. Curtains:

Ms. Curtains is Mel's name for when the labia minora extend past the labia majora, sticking out either a little bit or a lot. This is actually the most common shape!

ms-horseshoe.jpg


4. Ms. Horseshoe

Women with the Ms. Horseshoe have a vagina that opens wider at the top but closes at the bottom, with the shape of a horseshoe.

ms-tulip.jpg


5. Ms Tulip

The Ms. Tulip looks like a tulip about to bloom, with the labia minora slightly exposed up and down the labia majora.

Sorry guys while there are a few
minor anatomical differences; such as the size of the labia minora and majora the remainder is the result of adipose tissue.
 
Man lets face it, when you just came and have no sexual desire anymore, and you think about pussy, all i can say is, any kind of pussy is actually nasty as fuck.
(Because I just jerked off at work to a random fat bitch sending me videos of dildoing herself and i have no clue what type of pussy she has, i would call her type the black hole)
 
Man lets face it, when you just came and have no sexual desire anymore, and you think about pussy, all i can say is, any kind of pussy is actually nasty as fuck.
(Because I just jerked off at work to a random fat bitch sending me videos of dildoing herself and i have no clue what type of pussy she has, i would call her type the black hole)
Ms curtains and Ms tulip always look good to me even after I bust.
 
I only like buttholes
a gay guy i once knew told me that butthole has no gender, you get the best of both worlds, pussy on a stick,and a brown eye.
pros: got a kickstand when hitting it from behind
cons: when on their back u have to wrestle with a mud flap
 
Sorry guys while there are a few
minor anatomical differences; such as the size of the labia minora and majora the remainder is the result of adipose tissue.
Hahahahaha. Shit, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I would love to hear you talk dirty to your wife man.

Edit: dude I’m litterally still laughing.
This is like the funniest comment if heard all week and I can’t even explain why.
 
Hahahahaha. Shit, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I would love to hear you talk dirty to your wife man.

Edit: dude I’m litterally still laughing.
This is like the funniest comment if heard all week and I can’t even explain why.

WTF are you smokin my man lol? There's nothing remotely humorous about that post.
 

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