Chopping down 3 trees is awesomeSo...
I cut my left arm off at the elbow with that new chainsaw. I'm right handed so at least I still have my dick beater. I type like 25 words per minute with my right thumb so it shouldn't effect my meso game.
When the nub heals I'll incorporate that into my sex life. It should be interesting. It's not quite a fist, you know? It'll be smooth and rounded, not all knuckly. Unless that the appeal to the fist?
That would suck tho really.
But it's Friday night and my highlight today was chopping down 3 trees.
I did get to try out Wal-Mart's new grocery pickup service. Then my wife wanted to go inside for a few more items. It defeated the purpose. Then she found these plastic lawn chairs. You guys might know them. They eventually snap at the leg when someone tries to lean or rock on them. Like a time bomb I'll be waiting on that to happen. With my luck it'll be that cracks one and falls. That seems like something that happens to the father character in most family sitcoms.
I told her they weren't gonna fit in the car. Took like 20 minutes to Tetris those 4 chairs into the back seat. It'll be worth it if the leg snaps on some one else and I get to witness it.
I hope you guys are having more fun tonight then me.
Sincerely,
Hijacked.