The Perfect Woman?

[jaymaximus]

I see you living a lonely life, an old man living alone no kids no family,
growing old will not be pleasant for you,

 

[RodgerThat]

I could over look any flaw except a big forehead.

Hey, I hope you ain't really listening to advice about love and relationships from me? That would be like listening to AAS advice from Sworder.

Had me laughing so hard man!

On point for you jay, perfect is relative and perfect isn't in the first year I can say that for sure. The sex is better the longer I've been with my girl and she becomes better for me everyday too but only because I'm trying to be better for her as well. It's a give and take, I'll give perfection in her eyes to get perfection in my eyes from her.

My conditions:
Must be fit enough to go backpacking with
Must have some form of exercise in her life that she loves
Must be witty as all hell
Musnt be sensitive to sarcasm
Must be loyal but doesn't stop appreciating a good view as I will not either
Must be okay with being second to my one true love the barbell

Oh and my dog came first so if it's anultimatum I'll be giving up a 23y/o 5' tall Asian dancer who has a sex drive higher then me on tren (seriously I can't keep up) and I'll make sure the auction goes to you boys first lol

 

[penche]

There's no such thing as Love between a man and a woman. It's called tolerance...

 

[jaymaximus]

Had me laughing so hard man!

On point for you jay, perfect is relative and perfect isn't in the first year I can say that for sure. The sex is better the longer I've been with my girl and she becomes better for me everyday too but only because I'm trying to be better for her as well. It's a give and take, I'll give perfection in her eyes to get perfection in my eyes from her.

My conditions:
Must be fit enough to go backpacking with
Must have some form of exercise in her life that she loves
Must be witty as all hell
Musnt be sensitive to sarcasm
Must be loyal but doesn't stop appreciating a good view as I will not either
Must be okay with being second to my one true love the barbell

Oh and my dog came first so if it's anultimatum I'll be giving up a 23y/o 5' tall Asian dancer who has a sex drive higher then me on tren (seriously I can't keep up) and I'll make sure the auction goes to you boys first lol

Gotta love dogs! One of my ex's is watching mine now while Im away.

I had a pretty good girl once. We always went out and got hotels due to our inability to drive. The first time she came to my house my dog (who is very well behaved) came to say hi and she pushed him away. It was the last time I saw her (well after the sex, she did drive 45 minutes to see me).

 

[Frandeman]

A quite one...

 

[RodgerThat]

Yup my dog is #1. Pre my current gf I went out with this girl and during the date (a hike to assess her fitness) she said she doesn't like big dogs and that German shepards are scary my pooch was a puppy then and a cute little 40 pounds German Shepard, grew to a 120 pound monster but long story short she was ditched after I got her to the bottom of the hill.

 

[boodecarlo]

I gotta say I love my girl especially the little imperfections. It took me a long time to find her. That being said if I had a second choice it would be MS SARA JEAN UNDERWOOD

 

[bull_dozer]

Interesting topic. I just divorced after 9 yrs. I am trying to live my life so that i focus on my kids and to have some time for myself. It really is a nice feeling not having someone trying to control my life 24/7, not to have someone bitch and moan all the time. On the other hand, i feel lonely at times, especialy when kids are at her place.
Would i like a woman in my life? Man, i would love to find a chick that enjoys sex as much as i do while on gear and i would love to have a sex only "relationship" for a while.
I am not planning to ever let anyone in my life that will suck the life out of me, that i can't talk to, even if it means staying alone to the end.

 

[Ngtmarpete]

I have a little bit of a problem. I am a serial "dater". But with every women I date (except one) I always find a problem. Like one might be everything but smart, or funny, or fit, driven, etc.

No matter what the problem is, I always find something and figure there's someone out there who doesnt have that problem (I once broke up with a great chick because she has a big forehead).

I dont think there's such thing as a perfect woman, but theres gotta be a woman perfect for me. The world is big as hell, and ive been around and back.

My question is did anyone else ever have this problem? How did you get past it? For anyone in a commited relationship, is your woman perfect or did you just over-look any "flaws"?

Is there such thing as being too picky?
(You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.)

You just haven't found her yet. How old are you Jay?

I was just like you. In fact, when I told me friends that I think I found the 'one' they all pretty much laughed and wondered what girl was next. It took me 37 years to find my wife, and she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. When it's the right time, she will come into your life.

 

[FockU]

Interesting topic. I just divorced after 9 yrs. I am trying to live my life so that i focus on my kids and to have some time for myself. It really is a nice feeling not having someone trying to control my life 24/7, not to have someone bitch and moan all the time. On the other hand, i feel lonely at times, especialy when kids are at her place.
Would i like a woman in my life? Man, i would love to find a chick that enjoys sex as much as i do while on gear and i would love to have a sex only "relationship" for a while.
I am not planning to ever let anyone in my life that will suck the life out of me, that i can't talk to, even if it means staying alone to the end.

I accompany your feeling. after 5 years I just ended a relationship about 3 weeks ago. met somebody else right after and its going pretty good.

 

[MindlessWork]

I accompany your feeling. after 5 years I just ended a relationship about 3 weeks ago. met somebody else right after and its going pretty good.

Damn...at least one door closes another opens. Welcome,haven't seen you around in a while so hope all goes well with you brother.

 

[FockU]

Damn...at least one door closes another opens. Welcome,haven't seen you around in a while so hope all goes well with you brother.

That is true. I've thought to myself sometimes how maybe we are being too stubborn to let go of something that is not doing any good to us while God may be withholding something much better for us, we should just take this leap of faith and trust that the better will come even if it doesn't in the timeline we would appreciate the most.