I stole this from the Q&A section over at EliteFTS.
Gordy Q. help, I am 5 foot 4in. and 270lbs. I have a 40lb. bench and a 75lb. squat I cant bend down far enough to do the deadlift because i will fall over and scrape my knee. Im thinking of fighting in the UFC. Are these good numbers?
Thank You
A. Dearest Gordy,
I am sure that either this is a hoax or you closely resemble a medicine ball with small arms and legs. I actually think that fighting in the UFC is a good idea though because now everyone is so good that the ass kicking that you would receive would be so refreshing that the sponsors might like to have you get ripped a new orifice in every one so ratings would be up. You also wouldnt have to worry about scraping your knee because the only knees getting scraped would be your opponent as he drills the teeth out of your fat head with his patella.
If this is a real question I apologize and request that you stop utilizing our valuable air.
Gordy Q. help, I am 5 foot 4in. and 270lbs. I have a 40lb. bench and a 75lb. squat I cant bend down far enough to do the deadlift because i will fall over and scrape my knee. Im thinking of fighting in the UFC. Are these good numbers?
Thank You
A. Dearest Gordy,
I am sure that either this is a hoax or you closely resemble a medicine ball with small arms and legs. I actually think that fighting in the UFC is a good idea though because now everyone is so good that the ass kicking that you would receive would be so refreshing that the sponsors might like to have you get ripped a new orifice in every one so ratings would be up. You also wouldnt have to worry about scraping your knee because the only knees getting scraped would be your opponent as he drills the teeth out of your fat head with his patella.
If this is a real question I apologize and request that you stop utilizing our valuable air.
