Titanium Gear Industries (domestic source)

[T-Bagger]

Sperminator?

Lol, sounds about right. And then he earns that name when he gives happy endings.

 

[Anthony Minerva]

In the words of the Dice Man: “There’s no such thing as bisexual; you either suck a dick or you don’t.

Lol but it looked like a woman...traps tho the bitch had traps the size of boulders

 

[T-Bagger]

Lol but it looked like a woman...traps tho the bitch had traps the size of @bolder

Fixed... and FTR, it probably WAS @bolder

 

[Anthony Minerva]

Fixed... and FTR, it probably WAS @bolder

@bolder gives great head

 

[Bigboy727]

Q. If a lesbian couple and a gay couple were going on vacation and traveling to Mexico from Canada who would get there first?

A. The queers because they had there shit packed the night before.

Note: that’s why you can’t ever beat a Canadian anywhere.

 

[The Terminator]

I lived inside skynet until my living tissue, including my dick was g2g at which point I was expelled out of her mechanical vaginal canal. I’m a special terminator, who’s dick grew inside a super computer.

 

[Oldschool]

Fixed... and FTR, it probably WAS @bolder

You went there?????

 

[T-Bagger]

@bolder gives great head

Was about to say “I know” but then I’d be giving away secrets. And I ain’t no snitch!

 

[Anthony Minerva]

No homo or anything but damnit if some of the posted selfies make me motivated/feel inadequate/jealous etc.

How much tren do I have to run to look like that?!

Just ketoamphetamines

 

[T-Bagger]

You went there?????

Come on... how COULDN’T I???????

 

[T-Bagger]

Q. If a lesbian couple and a gay couple were going on vacation and traveling to Mexico from Canada who would get there first?

A. The queers because they had there shit packed the night before.

Note: that’s why you can’t ever beat a Canadian anywhere.

Actually the punchline goes like this:
The lesbians would get there first because they’re doing 69 the whole way there while the fags are still back at home packing their shit.

 

[T-Bagger]

I lived inside skynet until my living tissue, including my dick was g2g at which point I was expelled out of her mechanical vaginal canal. I’m a special terminator, who’s dick grew inside a super computer.

It grew inside? You have an inny????

 

[Anthony Minerva]

Actually the punchline goes like this:
The lesbians would get there first because they’re doing 69 the whole way there while the fags are still back at home packing their shit.

I like story time with @T-Bagger better than @Bigboy727 raggedy shot out put together one

 

[Joedaddy5150]

You on the list?

Anytime.

Used to breed constrictors.
same here. Painless and smooth for all.
Glad you appreciate the testing. Chaps my ass to see people i let in the door spending money anywhere else after all the testing/equipment/overhead. Cannot stand it. So it's good to hear people actually do care. Much appreciated!

I had a breeding pair of both Colombian rainbow boas and Argentine boas that bred successfully. Had a pair of Egyptian sand boas that never had any luck with little ones from

 

[The Terminator]

It grew inside? You have an inny????

Only while I was in the womb

 

[bolder]

@bolder gives great head...no homo

Fixed!!

Wait... what!!?

 

[SeekNoQuarter]

I lived inside skynet until my living tissue, including my dick was g2g at which point I was expelled out of her mechanical vaginal canal. I’m a special terminator, who’s dick grew inside a super computer.

This is where Arnold says, "no, not like me. A T-2000 is made from a polymimetic alloy. Which in terminator circles means it's a homosexual infiltration unit. Sent to the past to terminate Boy George before he writes that stupid Karma Chameleon song."

 

[T-Bagger]

This is where Arnold says, "no, not like me. A T-2000 is made from a polymimetic alloy. Which in terminator circles means it's a homosexual infiltration unit. Sent to the past to terminate Boy George before he writes that stupid Karma Chameleon song."

LMFAO

 

[The Terminator]

This is where Arnold says, "no, not like me. A T-2000 is made from a polymimetic alloy. Which in terminator circles means it's a homosexual infiltration unit. Sent to the past to terminate Boy George before he writes that stupid Karma Chameleon song."

I was sent back to infiltrate the vulvas and buttholes and throats of human women to create an army of cybernetic organisms, hence the dick and the dashing good looks

 

[ShredMN]

Spent another 5 hours talking to the same girl on the phone tonight. Way more entertaining than you fuckers, even though I love a lot of you! Some of you can lemming yourselves off a cliff though, like these dumb fuckers in the picture below. Look at that idiot’s grin.