That’s what he told me a couple weeks ago
Does the word not dibs not mean anything anymore?!?!?
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Does the word not dibs not mean anything anymore?!?!?
Not dibs not
So confused...
My brother had to let piglet go... I still get a chuckle when last year’s Piglet ran across to my neighbors house and the little girls (twins maybe 5 yrs old) had never seen a pig and we’re excited to pet what they assumed was a dog ..then they noticed the dog/pig she was really different looking and in the distance you could hear these little girls make comments as it came closer and their reaction was oooooooooooooooh scary doggy... well Piglet doesn’t respond like a dog and is excited that it had escaped so it’s little feet are kind of a blur because it is booking it..
now piglet was still a baby was half their size but they just didn’t know what to make of it ...
I laughed and had to go chase the little fucker down ... oh Lord that reminds me I got another quick story ; hopefully everyone doesn’t mind ..
@BigBaldBeardGuy
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Elite
So what happened to the poor baby your brother gave away?
I wanted to eat it
Tard of all tards.
Story time
I have raised a couple of baby crows and it’s probably the most awesome bird you could ever have.. well ,if you don’t know this they have a few instinctive traits which one is “THEY LOVE SHINY OBJECTS!!!”
Mind you they’re skittish unless you raise them from a baby but when you do that they feel very comfortable to be around..
Always in search of anything shiny to steal, take ,horde, and love...
OMG ..
they love jewelry so if you don’t hide your shit they will pop in and take it..
smart fuckers...
well some friends stopped by and his wife was washing dishes took her two carat diamond off and I hear a scream “A VULTURE JUST CAME IN WHEN I OPENED THE SCREEN WINDOW TO CLEAN IT AND TOOK MY $16,000 RING HELP HELP!!!”
“FUCK” i thought to myself ....
they had no clue that I even had this creature around so I said I think I might know where it’s at ?? (As she was crying)
i used to call this bird “Ricky” and he/she had a nest at the top of a fucking crazy tall tree so I put my climbing gear on and made it to the top of the tree barely and grabbed everything that was in the nest ..
HOLY SHIT
yes ,I got her ring back and probably about $5,000 in jewelry and nicknacks !!!! ;I still have..
I let my neighbors know if they had lost any jewelry I might have it .. I mean I got some bad ass shit.
Anyways ,i started putting strips of tinfoil around and it really enjoyed finding it ; especially if it thought it was being crafty and sneaky on how it got...
Just thought everyone might enjoy that story...I’ll check back later and I greatly appreciate everything I’ve learned from you guys!!!
I have raised a couple of baby crows and it’s probably the most awesome bird you could ever have.. well ,if you don’t know this they have a few instinctive traits which one is “THEY LOVE SHINY OBJECTS!!!”
Mind you they’re skittish unless you raise them from a baby but when you do that they feel very comfortable to be around..
Always in search of anything shiny to steal, take ,horde, and love...
OMG ..
they love jewelry so if you don’t hide your shit they will pop in and take it..
smart fuckers...
well some friends stopped by and his wife was washing dishes took her two carat diamond off and I hear a scream “A VULTURE JUST CAME IN WHEN I OPENED THE SCREEN WINDOW TO CLEAN IT AND TOOK MY $16,000 RING HELP HELP!!!”
“FUCK” i thought to myself ....
they had no clue that I even had this creature around so I said I think I might know where it’s at ?? (As she was crying)
i used to call this bird “Ricky” and he/she had a nest at the top of a fucking crazy tall tree so I put my climbing gear on and made it to the top of the tree barely and grabbed everything that was in the nest ..
HOLY SHIT
yes ,I got her ring back and probably about $5,000 in jewelry and nicknacks !!!! ;I still have..
I let my neighbors know if they had lost any jewelry I might have it .. I mean I got some bad ass shit.
Anyways ,i started putting strips of tinfoil around and it really enjoyed finding it ; especially if it thought it was being crafty and sneaky on how it got...
Just thought everyone might enjoy that story...I’ll check back later and I greatly appreciate everything I’ve learned from you guys!!!
T-Bagger
Elite
Lol, I love you man, no homo. Your stories are hilarious!
Guess what T-bagger ????
Piglets new home is at a local petting zoo dude... is that not cool ??!
some people would lie and end up eating it but at least now we can visit ...
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Any recommendations on anadrol cycles? Curious to what some of you have run before.
I love how you raise crows inside your house. AND you have friends with $16,000 rings that come over! Probably drink Miller High Life out of Tiffany cut crystal champagne flutes too!
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Elite
Does she still have her beanie baby?
BTW
it’s fucked UP that we can’t care about something without being called a homo..what the fuck is that..??!!?
how could ANY male ever be a homo unless there is a severe malfunction with their hard-drive.. nothing against them but that shit don’t need to be carried this way.. ain’t nothing about no male is attractive to me..Women are God’s most precious gift..could you even imagine what eve looked like????!!!! Almost as awesome as @Kim...KIMMY
NO BEANY BABY ;sad face...I keep them around for others I might save...they love those beanies or they scream the worst scream ever!!!
FUNNY....she opened the window only animals that are a few days old come in and the ladies wouldn’t have it any other way....that damn bird followed me all the way to my beachhouse dude
Well the bird obviously knows the color of your Lambo, huh? Or did you just hitch the wagon to the John Deere and ride the shoulder the whole way?
You’re just being a bad little boy today !!!
Actually it’s not that far and it didn’t come back little bastard .. they mate for life so it probably found some interest like the rest of us...and I can’t say what but your right I have a one of a kind over the top truck which everyone can recognize ;even the bird which amazed me...my tractor is a FORD tractor ....I don’t think it would have been as easy with my other vehicles
Actually it’s not that far and it didn’t come back little bastard .. they mate for life so it probably found some interest like the rest of us...and I can’t say what but your right I have a one of a kind over the top truck which everyone can recognize ;even the bird which amazed me...my tractor is a FORD tractor ....I don’t think it would have been as easy with my other vehicles
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And she knew, instinctively, to go to the kitchen and wash dishes. Like national geographic over his house. Lmao, I can only assume she made sammiches before doing the dishes. Kidding those that would be offended...... Fucking safe places, Geez.
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Elite
That poor baby. I wonder how long she screamed after losing the BB
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