Titanium Gear Industries (domestic source)

[iceman440]

I'm saving it up for a scarf for @TitaniumGear (TGI) this Christmas.

Is that how he keeps filling in his mange spots?

 

[iceman440]

Yeah I used to shave everything off down there. Came home one day and my daughter is giving her friend an undercut with my pube shaver! I was like"give me that! Use moms!"

Oh groce! That’s disgusting. I would be pissed if someone used my pube shaver for normal hair

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

Is that how he keeps filling in his mange spots?

It not fucking mange. It TPB. Titter Pattern Baldness. Fuck stick.

 

[iceman440]

It not fucking mange. It TPB. Titter Pattern Baldness. Fuck stick.

Hey you can call crabs anything else you want, it’s still crabs

tell you mom to call me back

 

[johntt44]

My wife cut my hair a couple weeks ago and gave me some kind of textured faux hawk thingy. I'm a fidgeter and had a fucking racing stripe halfway up the back of my head! My wife tried to pawn it off as a gray area. It's funny how it's the same width as the trimmer and magically disappeared. She was laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes!

 

[LeoTC]

That’s because he lives,eats,breaths, and sucks this shit

Realist mofo out there

Exactly.

 

[LeoTC]

Oh groce! That’s disgusting. I would be pissed if someone used my pube shaver for normal hair

I dunno.

Used to be when someone pissed me off I'd swap out a new blade on their shit and shave my sack. Deep clean my nuts / asshole with their toothbrush if they really got my goat.

I suppose there'd still be the whole, 'It's MY ball shaver thing.'

But I'd probably find more humor in it than anything.

 

[johntt44]

Hey you can call crabs anything else you want, it’s still crabs

tell you mom to call me back

Crabs? Fuck that noise!

 

[johntt44]

I dunno.

Used to be when someone pissed me off I'd swap out a new blade on their shit and shave my sack. Deep clean my nuts / asshole with their toothbrush if they really got my goat.

I suppose there'd still be the whole, 'It's MY ball shaver thing.'

But I'd probably find more humor in it than anything.

Well, this was a teenage girl. I held no such grudge, haha...

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

Hey you can call crabs anything else you want, it’s still crabs

tell you mom to call me back

She said your phone is out of minutes.

 

[iceman440]

She said your phone is out of minutes.

Damnit @Kim !

I swear if she didn’t make such good Sammie’s!!

 

[iceman440]

Well, this was a teenage girl. I held no such grudge, haha...

Gotta teach them young!

Touch my grundle shaver you’ll get pink eye in your mouth!

 

[LeoTC]

Well, this was a teenage girl. I held no such grudge, haha...

I mean, I wash my nuts before I shave them. Can't be having ball cheese gumming up the clippers every other month.

Bit I suppose I see where you're coming from.

 

[LeoTC]

She said your phone is out of minutes.

Titter wins.

/Thread

 

[iceman440]

I mean, I wash my nuts before I shave them. Can't be having ball cheese gumming up the clippers every other month.

Bit I suppose I see where you're coming from.

What do you think the hydrating strips are?!!!

 

[LeoTC]

What do you think the hydrating strips are?!!!

My balls, Bro.

I don't skimp. They get the works, wash, hot lather, shave, hot towel and warm oil massage.

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

My balls, Bro.

I don't skimp. They get the works, wash, hot lather, shave, hot towel and warm oil massage.

That sounds nice. You should open a shop.

 

[T-Bagger]

It not fucking mange. It TPB. Titter Pattern Baldness. Fuck stick.

Thought is was Tail Pattern Baldness

 

[TitaniumGear (TGI)]

Thought is was Tail Pattern Baldness

Same thing.

 

[LeoTC]

That sounds nice. You should open a shop.

It's great when that oil blend with just a hint of peppermint hits the gooch.

I do also offer full service lady shaving.

But the health department and DA would prolly get all uptight about it.