Titanium Gear Industries (domestic source)

[iceman440]

@iceman440 only goes tip deep. Explains a lot.

Friend in high school tricked really dumb girls into having sex with him by saying

“I’ll only stick it in half way”

I was actually shocked with how much it worked lol

 

[HIGHRISK]

I want my attentions!

Keep playing on your phone at work and you’ll get plenty of attention from the super lol

 

[T-Bagger]

@iceman440 only goes tip deep. Explains a lot.

First rule of going tip deep is never just go tip deep!

Worst story I ever read was a dude who was doing his girl for the first time. He told her he only promised to put in just the tip but went all the way. She got so excited that she told him to go all the way in lol. And no, it wasn’t me. If it was me she would’ve been like “ok, you can start any time now!”

 

[HIGHRISK]

Friend in high school tricked really dumb girls into having sex with him by saying

“I’ll only stick it in half way”

I was actually shocked with how much it worked lol

Is there any other kind?








Jesus Christ people calm down I’m only kidding!

 

[T-Bagger]

I want my attentions!

Lol, go bust your ass at your job that you’re getting straight time for and get noticed by your supe!

 

[HIGHRISK]

Worst story I ever read was a dude who was doing his girl for the first time. He told her he only promised to put in just the tip but went all the way. She got so excited that she told him to go all the way in lol. And no, it wasn’t me. If it was me she would’ve been like “ok, you can start any time now!”

Always dry snitching on me bro. WTF?

 

[T-Bagger]

Always dry snitching on me bro. WTF?

I thought by not tagging you people would never guess it was you. My bad

 

[Heavy Iron]

@iceman440 only goes tip deep. Explains a lot.

 

[HIGHRISK]

I thought by not tagging you people would never guess it was you. My bad

Oops guess you’re right

 

[HIGHRISK]

Can I drink the entire bottle of miralax? Will it speed up the process? The directions are just suggestions right?

 

[QueenBee]

My bad I’m just a dumb ass truck driver.

How did you get cinnamon rolls from forks and spoons?

Just bring me the donuts.

 

[HIGHRISK]

Just bring me the donuts.

Stop covering your camera with tape during our FaceTime sessions and I might.

 

[QueenBee]

Stop covering your camera with tape during our FaceTime sessions and I might.

Stop covering little Tom and then maybe I will.

 

[HIGHRISK]

Stop covering little Tom and then maybe I will.

He’s not covered just shy

 

[HIGHRISK]

I have to go to my safe place now and reevaluate with a crying session
Way to go @Kim bully

 

[QueenBee]

I have to go to my safe place now and reevaluate with a crying session
Way to go @Kim bully

Still waiting on my apple fritter.

 

[iceman440]

Lol, go bust your ass at your job that you’re getting straight time for and get noticed by your supe!

lol, there is no one important here, it’s Saturday

 

[HIGHRISK]

Still waiting on my apple fritter.

Just sent it over. There bill cosby special fritters.

 

[bolder]

Friend in high school tricked really dumb girls into having sex with him by saying

“I’ll only stick it in half way”

I was actually shocked with how much it worked lol

Everyone knows putting it halfway in is another form of safe sex! You can’t get her pregnant if you don’t go balls deep...
Or maybe that’s just by doing anal!?

Eh, either way...

Tomato ~ Tomoto

 

[iceman440]

Just sent it over. There bill cosby special fritters.

Your avi changing skills are of Olympic talent