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Hey, sometimes I make really mean comments on other pornhub channels I dislike, you know to point out how small their penises are. One douche got so offended he messaged me a bunch of insults. The dumbass claimed to have a 7-9” dong when it’s clearly an average/small average 5x4.5” + he likes to harass women...

Just thought I’d let ya know what I’ve been up to.
 
Hey, sometimes I make really mean comments on other pornhub channels I dislike, you know to point out how small their penises are. One douche got so offended he messaged me a bunch of insults. The dumbass claimed to have a 7-9” dong when it’s clearly an average/small average 5x4.5” + he likes to harass women...

Just thought I’d let ya know what I’ve been up to.
Thanks for checking in. Sorry about my pornhub rants.
 
My dr told me I have “beautiful testicles” after examining them and looking at the ultrasound. He also measured them at ~25ml each. He’s a reproductive endo specializing in male fertility and hormones so his opinion holds more weight than the typical dr.
Was he behind you with both hands on your shoulders when he told you this in your ear? Did he have you lay your pants over the back of the chair on top of his pants?
 
This is the PSA I grabbed on the 4th. Cost less than 350 to build. Cat for scale.
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That's a good looking pussycat. A lot better looking than the feral ones we had running around the farm growing up - had to have distemper the way they looked with snotty eyes and runny noses, but god damn did they do a number on the rats and mice up in the hay lofts.

Did so well that after a couple months, we'd leave a bag of food open for a couple weeks once they started looking a little scrawny, but that just led to opossums and raccoons that we'd have to take care of. The rodents would start coming back like clockwork, pull the food, repeat.

Fuck the lion king, that's the circle of life I grew up knowing :p:eek:
 
That's a good looking pussycat. A lot better looking than the feral ones we had running around the farm growing up - had to have distemper the way they looked with snotty eyes and runny noses, but god damn did they do a number on the rats and mice up in the hay lofts.

Did so well that after a couple months, we'd leave a bag of food open for a couple weeks once they started looking a little scrawny, but that just led to opossums and raccoons that we'd have to take care of. The rodents would start coming back like clockwork, pull the food, repeat.

Fuck the lion king, that's the circle of life I grew up knowing :p:eek:

Farmer back in Indiana paid me to shoot rats in his barn. Yes it was so overran, you could just see them out and in the open. I told him 1$ a bullet and we will call it fair

So after I murderfied about 40 of these fat fucking rats, I leave and get my ammo money.

About 2 weeks later, he calls me and says, hey my barn is leaking like a mother fucker can you patch it up for me. Also I’ve got more rats but this time can you use a pellet gun :D
 
That's a good looking pussycat. A lot better looking than the feral ones we had running around the farm growing up - had to have distemper the way they looked with snotty eyes and runny noses, but god damn did they do a number on the rats and mice up in the hay lofts.

Did so well that after a couple months, we'd leave a bag of food open for a couple weeks once they started looking a little scrawny, but that just led to opossums and raccoons that we'd have to take care of. The rodents would start coming back like clockwork, pull the food, repeat.

Fuck the lion king, that's the circle of life I grew up knowing :p:eek:
Yeah man both cats are fucking crazy. The one on the bottom and in this other pic is not even a year old and fucking LONG AND LEAN. He was abandoned after the hurricane and my wife made me get him. Lol. I think he has something extra or exotic in him. Screenshot_20190731-100522.png Screenshot_20190731-100636.png
 
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