Today's random bs that happened to me...

[narta]

a f bird shat on my coffee mug in the morning. On the go. From like 30ft up in the air.

#noscope

 

[iris]

a f bird shat on my coffee mug in the morning. On the go. From like 30ft up in the air.

#noscope

karma?

Where were you going without a lid on that thing?

You know all this nootropics stuff they put everywhere. Clued up, woke birdie must have decided you need a hand with your nutrition, by the look of things.
It was an act of generosity sent from the sky. Manna, as they call it.

Have you heard of that super expensive Indonesian coffee (kopi Luwak, just Googled the name) that is literally shat out by birds and collected by some sod that then sells it on for ridiculous amounts.
It's rare and very limited edition. Very haute coffee crap.

You got it for free. What are you complaining about.
Bottoms up

 

[Grey Spartan]

That bird has some skills.

 

[narta]

Have you heard of that super expensive Indonesian coffee (kopi Luwak, just Googled the name) that is literally shat out by birds

I think it's some kind of weasel type rodent not birds.

 

[narta]

That bird has some skills.

Yeah that mf had to be platinum rank on cod or smth

 

[iris]

I think it's some kind of weasel type rodent not birds.

That makes it so much better

Edit: should have added lol.
Today just ain't happening

 

[iris]

That bird has some skills.

U tell him.
Credit where credit is due, right?
Thank you for bringing some much needed perspective, here.
That's amazing aim.
This Narta man complains about everything.

 

[narta]

That makes it so much better

Edit: should have added lol.
Today just ain't happening

Anyone is free to have their kinks