TrenboloneTax: Hybrid Cycling / Lifting Log aka Make Hulk Bike Fast

Not much to dose, lolz. Don't want any surprises at night so will start in AM or perhaps after workout in PM. If that goes well (don't die) I may transition to bedtime.

Thank you Brother. Definitely want to add muscle while trying to dislodge this last bit (lots) of fat around lower back.
Highly recommend one of these for those “stubborn” areas. LolIMG_4948.webp
 
It’s ALL a waste of money.
Whats Up What GIF by Bounce
There are rumors on a cyclist that won a lot and had a great transformation
To 73kg domestique to 62kg climber
 
BW: 293. Stopped eating like an asshole and had a nice flush of a bunch of extra water weight. Probably also since I skipped several pins after Dec 31st. Also the 12.5mg HCTZ. Also reduced GH.

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Quick Pull day:
Hammer Strength PG Row (Unilateral): 4 plates x 15, 4 plates x 15, 4 plates x 15
Lat Pull Down: 180 x 15, 210 x 15, 210 x 12
Hammer Strength High Row (Unilateral): 3 plates x 15, 3 plates x 15, 3 plates x 15
Cable Pull Down (simulating DB pullover): 80 x 12, 80 x 12, 80 x 12
Plate Loaded Preacher Curl (unilateral): 70lbs x 15, 70lbs x 15, 70lbs x 15
DB Curls alternating: 40lbs x 15, 40lbs x 15, 30lbs AMRAP (25)

Feels good to be lighter, lol. Being super heavy isn't very fun. Looking forward to slowly making my way back down to 260s.

It's time for a haircut. New Year, New Me. Should I go with blue, purple, or frosted tips?
 
BW: 293. Stopped eating like an asshole and had a nice flush of a bunch of extra water weight. Probably also since I skipped several pins after Dec 31st. Also the 12.5mg HCTZ. Also reduced GH.

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Quick Pull day:
Hammer Strength PG Row (Unilateral): 4 plates x 15, 4 plates x 15, 4 plates x 15
Lat Pull Down: 180 x 15, 210 x 15, 210 x 12
Hammer Strength High Row (Unilateral): 3 plates x 15, 3 plates x 15, 3 plates x 15
Cable Pull Down (simulating DB pullover): 80 x 12, 80 x 12, 80 x 12
Plate Loaded Preacher Curl (unilateral): 70lbs x 15, 70lbs x 15, 70lbs x 15
DB Curls alternating: 40lbs x 15, 40lbs x 15, 30lbs AMRAP (25)

Feels good to be lighter, lol. Being super heavy isn't very fun. Looking forward to slowly making my way back down to 260s.

It's time for a haircut. New Year, New Me. Should I go with blue, purple, or frosted tips?
U have to become chris froome light looooool
 

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Dang it. Why you gotta remind me of this issue I have with primo? I’m halfway kidding. I’m going to give it another ago with a baby dose.

Yes I plan to stay on Reta indefinitely or until I find compelling evidence for why I shouldn’t
Godspeed. I have to remind myself all the time, that even though I like the look it gives me, it's not worth those sides.
 
BW: 293. Stopped eating like an asshole and had a nice flush of a bunch of extra water weight. Probably also since I skipped several pins after Dec 31st. Also the 12.5mg HCTZ. Also reduced GH.

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Quick Pull day:
Hammer Strength PG Row (Unilateral): 4 plates x 15, 4 plates x 15, 4 plates x 15
Lat Pull Down: 180 x 15, 210 x 15, 210 x 12
Hammer Strength High Row (Unilateral): 3 plates x 15, 3 plates x 15, 3 plates x 15
Cable Pull Down (simulating DB pullover): 80 x 12, 80 x 12, 80 x 12
Plate Loaded Preacher Curl (unilateral): 70lbs x 15, 70lbs x 15, 70lbs x 15
DB Curls alternating: 40lbs x 15, 40lbs x 15, 30lbs AMRAP (25)

Feels good to be lighter, lol. Being super heavy isn't very fun. Looking forward to slowly making my way back down to 260s.

It's time for a haircut. New Year, New Me. Should I go with blue, purple, or frosted tips?
Just curious what is your peak power on the bike?
You going to do at least 1900w
 
What made it not fun?
Well everything is harder except lifting heavier weights. More lethargic during day pushing more food, back pumps when doing house maintenance / everyday tasks, more weight on joints, worse sleep to due exacerbation of snoring/mild sleep apnea, existing wardrobe doesn’t fit right, etc.

The only cool thing about being huge is…being huge and lifting huge. Otherwise, it’s actually a reduction in quality of life.
Oh yeah and get a septum piercing too, one of the fat heavy ones
Lol nothing screams blue hair more than a fat heavy septum piercing
 
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