Michael Cohen once bragged that he would take a
bullet for his client, Donald Trump. “I’m the guy who protects the president and the family,” he insisted. More recently, Cohen
offered that he would “rather jump out of a building than turn on Donald Trump,” even after the president spurned his desire for a big White House job.
Perhaps wanting to test these claims, Trump opened fire on Cohen on
Fox & Friends this week and then shoved him out of a high window in Trump Tower, where this scandal keeps returning.
“He’s a great guy,” the president said as he proceeded to disassociate himself from the man who has slaved away as his fixer since
2007, cleaning up business and personal messes left behind, who teamed with Russian-American convicted felon and businessman Felix Sater to try to swing a Trump Tower Moscow deal, who is named as one of his power brokers in the
Steele Dossier, who has made
ugly threats to Trump’s adversaries, and who is now the subject of an FBI investigation into wire fraud, money laundering and campaign-finance violations. Just a few weeks ago, Trump http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-bc-us-trump-porn-star-20180405-story.html reporters’ questions about the $130,000 Cohen paid to adult film actor Stormy Daniels days before the 2016 election, by saying, “You’ll have to ask Michael Cohen. Michael is my attorney.” Now, as Trump explained to the
Fox & Friends hosts, he viewed Cohen primarily as a businessman, and the president Trump averred, “I have nothing to do with his business.” But…but…but…wasn’t Cohen Trump’s personal attorney? “He has a percentage of my overall legal work—a tiny, tiny little fraction,” the president responded to the stunned
Fox & Friends hosts.
The U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, which is
investigating Cohen, instantly leaped on Trump’s comment, setting fire to Cohen’s bullet-riddled and crushed body. The U.S. Attorney filed a
letterwith the judge in the Cohen case noting that if the famed fixer only did a “tiny, tiny, little fraction” of legal work for Trump, then not much of the Trump-related evidence seized by the FBI from Cohen could be privileged under lawyer/client confidentiality. Trump’s TV blabbing was stupid beyond stupid because it will help open to investigators’ eyes not just Cohen’s potentially scuzzy business dealings, both
here and in
Ukraine, but the president’s scuzziest deals from the past decade. The more the feds learn about Cohen, the more they’ll be able to lean on him in hopes of getting him to flip on the president.
Poor, poor, pitiful Cohen—gun-shot, shattered and smoking—also pleaded the
Fifth Amendment this week in the Stormy Daniels lawsuit, which she filed to liberate herself from the non-disclosure agreement she signed over her 2006 one-night stand with Trump. It doesn’t look good, for Cohen, but it’s his
right and will save him from saying anything the U.S. Attorney could use against him in a potential criminal case. ...