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Today, The Onion is making an unusual editorial decision, and we want to explain why.

As turmoil continues to increase within the Trump White House, this essay offers an invaluable high-level perspective into the administration’s inner workings.

Due to the sensitive nature of this op-ed, revealing the identities of the writers could jeopardize their positions in the administration.

We believe, however, that any issues with the writers’ identities or their motivations for writing this piece are overridden by the necessity of informing the public about what it’s like to work for the president.

That is why The Onion has chosen to publish an anonymous op-ed from two sources close to Mr. Trump who think their dad is the best president ever.

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And more TrumpTrain good news! Even vagina hat wearers can get a job. Not that they will, but they could.

TRUMP BOOM: Unemployment Claims Hit Near 50-Year Low
 
We, the People, are the legitimate masters of both the Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. (Abraham Lincoln)

The people should not be afraid of their own governments, but it is governments that must be afraid of their peoples.
(Thomas Jefferson)

When the government fears the people, there is freedom. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.
(Benjamin Franklin)
 

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