TRUMPY NAUGHTY LIST
https://claytoonz.com/2018/11/24/trumpy-naughty-list/
Yes. Trump Bear is a real thing. A reader of mine didn’t know that until I included Trumpy Bear in a cartoon last week. The commercials can be found late at nights, around the same time as those freaky My Pillow, catheter, and bent penis commercials. No, they’re not selling bent penises, yet.
Any of those products would make a suitable gift for the shitweasel on your Christmas list, but Trump Bear is Trumpian. He’s made in China, doesn’t have a brain, and looks ridiculous. Only thing is, I wouldn’t let it sleep with your child because I just wouldn’t trust it.
I think everyone who voted for Donald Trump, or a Republican in the midterms, should get a Trumpy Bear, and nothing but Trump Bear. Of course, those sick twisted bastards might just enjoy it.
Though I do feel sorry for the Nazi children who have nothing to look forward to on Christmas morning except for Trumpy Bear and that Lego Knockoff Build A Wall kit.