UKBS OWN BRAND LAUNCH - REVIEWS

[Best Steroids]

strong words.
I'm just toying with you friend, like a cat with a mouse, savoring his tasty little morsel.
But other than the mild entertainment your worthless existence provides me, I have no further use for you. When you say things like this it hurts my feelings, makes me sad. Not very fun when TEK gets sad...no afraid not friend.

You see I'm a bit of a sadist, and what makes TEK smile again....well.
It's no so good for you my friend.
Soon the fun will begin!

You really are a twisted fuck as well as an informing rat!!

Let the fun begin....can't wait

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

 

[Best Steroids]

Is that it? Is this the fun?

You are one sad losing son of a biaaaatch...Mmmwahahahahahaha

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Is that it? Is this the fun?

You are one sad losing son of a biaaaatch...Mmmwahahahahahaha

 

[CensoredBoardsSuck]

It's called subliminal marketing and nothing like a used car lot being named "OK used cars"! Now if that used car lot was called "Best Used Cars" then he has already subconsciously convinced punters to buy.

You really are one dumb fuck...think before you post bright spark!!!

Subliminal means the customers is unaware of the message, but possibly influenced by it on a subconscious level. How do you subconsciously influence the customer when the customer is already aware of the message? The idea is laughable.

What the name "Best Steroids" does prove is that you put no time and effort into naming your business, and that level of carelessness probably didn't end with choosing your name.

 

[CdnGuy]

OP being the top of the news alerts here isn't a good thing! Your grave is being prepared as we speak

 

[Best Steroids]

Subliminal means the customers is unaware of the message, but possibly influenced by it on a subconscious level. How do you subconsciously influence the customer when the customer is already aware of the message? The idea is laughable.

What the name "Best Steroids" does prove is that you put no time and effort into naming your business, and that level of carelessness probably didn't end with choosing your name.

You really are showing your ignorance...keep smoking that crack my friend and you may have one of those moments of genius but I doubt it...you have to have an innate intelligence for that to happen and I doubt you do.

 

[CensoredBoardsSuck]

I'm sure that will ingratiate all the UK members here

Well, we can't have that now, can we? No, we cannot. Therefore, permit me to extend a formal invitation to our British friends:

NOTICE OF INVITATION TO BECOME THE FIFTY-FIRST STATE

To the subjects of the bankrupt socialist monarchy formerly
known as the British Empire: In light of your failure to
remain a world power, and in sympathy with your plight as
a laughing-stock on the world scene, the citizens of the
United States of America do hereby formally invite you
to renounce your ostentatious and unbearably pompous attitude
and your laughable devotion to a "royal" family which can
at best be generously described as a waste of biomass and
join the mightiest nation on the face of the earth as the
provisional fifty-first State.

Of course, some adjustments in the way you conduct yourselves
will certainly be necessary; for instance, sausages are to be
eaten only at breakfast, and not more than twice per week.
"Tea time" is hereby canceled in favor of the occasional
Coke or Pepsi; citizens of the USA actually *work* most
of their waking hours, and no time is allotted for sipping
lukewarm pee-water from dainty little cups with your pinkies
in the air. You will need to make a slight adjustment in
your taste in reading material; magazines such as "Splosh,"
"Bum," and "Spank" will no longer be available. A short
refresher course in the language of world commerce (American)
will also be required; a "boot" is something worn on the
foot to keep the damp away, a "bonnet" is what your granny
wears to church, a "lift" is what you get from drinking
Mountain Dew, a "bum" is a slovenly rascal who solicits
spare change to buy beer with, "Parliament" is a brand
of cigarettes (no, you may *not* call them "fags," that
word is reserved for something else entirely, more on that
later), you will watch the news on a "TV set" rather than
a "telly" (and you will enjoy the several hundred
channels which are available in most areas of the US,
and not pay taxes nor purchase a license to own such a
device, either) and you will cease calling a truck a
"lorry" or a toilet a "loo." Further, you will drink your
beer ice cold (the way God and Adolph Coors intended)
and you will regard any such beverage which is darker
than a grocery sack as industrial waste. Anyone caught
driving on the lefthand side of the roadway will be
summarily flattened into the pavement by an 18-wheeler.
(Look it up.)

A word on the proper spelling of American words...since
you insist on putting a useless U into words such as
"color" and "flavor," and using an S where a Z is
called for in words such as "atomizer," all of you must be
re-educated as swiftly as possible. Intolerably stuffy
accents must also be corrected, and your re-education
will disavow you of the notion that words such as "cheerio,"
"pip-pip," "wot," and "smashing" have any function at all
in meaningful discourse.

Mincing and prancing will *not* be tolerated...anyone caught
acting in such a fashion will immediately be exiled to
San Francisco for the duration. (See "fags," above.)

A word about sports: should you wish to participate in the
world's finest game, "football," (what you have been
calling "football" up until now is more properly referred
to as "soccer," or "powder-puff") you will be required
to bench-press at least 400 pounds, be able to run 40
yards in under 4 seconds flat while wearing 50 pounds
of armor, and get used to routinely colliding with someone
who is similarly outfitted over a hundred times per
session. It won't hurt if you weigh in the vicinity of
300 pounds, either. Your relatives will be allowed to
visit you in the hospital once per week while you are
recovering from the single game you managed to half-
finish before suffering from double vision and tinitus.
Wheaties may help; crumpets certainly won't.

A few other personal affectations must be swiftly
dealt with; you may not refer to any part of your
anatomy as a "willy," "tallywhacker," "John Thomas,"
"old boy," or describe the use thereof as "pointing
Percy at the porcelain."

Finally, you may not, ever, under any circumstances,
put beans on toast. Don't ask. In return, we will
concede that Sean Connery was the best James Bond,
but then...he's Scottish, isn't he?

(__!__)

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Well, we can't have that now, can we? No, we cannot. Therefore, permit me to extend a formal invitation to our British friends:

NOTICE OF INVITATION TO BECOME THE FIFTY-FIRST STATE

To the subjects of the bankrupt socialist monarchy formerly
known as the British Empire: In light of your failure to
remain a world power, and in sympathy with your plight as
a laughing-stock on the world scene, the citizens of the
United States of America do hereby formally invite you
to renounce your ostentatious and unbearably pompous attitude
and your laughable devotion to a "royal" family which can
at best be generously described as a waste of biomass and
join the mightiest nation on the face of the earth as the
provisional fifty-first State.

Of course, some adjustments in the way you conduct yourselves
will certainly be necessary; for instance, sausages are to be
eaten only at breakfast, and not more than twice per week.
"Tea time" is hereby canceled in favor of the occasional
Coke or Pepsi; citizens of the USA actually *work* most
of their waking hours, and no time is allotted for sipping
lukewarm pee-water from dainty little cups with your pinkies
in the air. You will need to make a slight adjustment in
your taste in reading material; magazines such as "Splosh,"
"Bum," and "Spank" will no longer be available. A short
refresher course in the language of world commerce (American)
will also be required; a "boot" is something worn on the
foot to keep the damp away, a "bonnet" is what your granny
wears to church, a "lift" is what you get from drinking
Mountain Dew, a "bum" is a slovenly rascal who solicits
spare change to buy beer with, "Parliament" is a brand
of cigarettes (no, you may *not* call them "fags," that
word is reserved for something else entirely, more on that
later), you will watch the news on a "TV set" rather than
a "telly" (and you will enjoy the several hundred
channels which are available in most areas of the US,
and not pay taxes nor purchase a license to own such a
device, either) and you will cease calling a truck a
"lorry" or a toilet a "loo." Further, you will drink your
beer ice cold (the way God and Adolph Coors intended)
and you will regard any such beverage which is darker
than a grocery sack as industrial waste. Anyone caught
driving on the lefthand side of the roadway will be
summarily flattened into the pavement by an 18-wheeler.
(Look it up.)

A word on the proper spelling of American words...since
you insist on putting a useless U into words such as
"color" and "flavor," and using an S where a Z is
called for in words such as "atomizer," all of you must be
re-educated as swiftly as possible. Intolerably stuffy
accents must also be corrected, and your re-education
will disavow you of the notion that words such as "cheerio,"
"pip-pip," "wot," and "smashing" have any function at all
in meaningful discourse.

Mincing and prancing will *not* be tolerated...anyone caught
acting in such a fashion will immediately be exiled to
San Francisco for the duration. (See "fags," above.)

A word about sports: should you wish to participate in the
world's finest game, "football," (what you have been
calling "football" up until now is more properly referred
to as "soccer," or "powder-puff") you will be required
to bench-press at least 400 pounds, be able to run 40
yards in under 4 seconds flat while wearing 50 pounds
of armor, and get used to routinely colliding with someone
who is similarly outfitted over a hundred times per
session. It won't hurt if you weigh in the vicinity of
300 pounds, either. Your relatives will be allowed to
visit you in the hospital once per week while you are
recovering from the single game you managed to half-
finish before suffering from double vision and tinitus.
Wheaties may help; crumpets certainly won't.

A few other personal affectations must be swiftly
dealt with; you may not refer to any part of your
anatomy as a "willy," "tallywhacker," "John Thomas,"
"old boy," or describe the use thereof as "pointing
Percy at the porcelain."

Finally, you may not, ever, under any circumstances,
put beans on toast. Don't ask. In return, we will
concede that Sean Connery was the best James Bond,
but then...he's Scottish, isn't he?

(__!__)

Blimey!
the dog's bollocks CBS, right to the mole rat lookin Brit's teeth!

 

[Best Steroids]

OP being the top of the news alerts here isn't a good thing! Your grave is being prepared as we speak

It's a good thing for me, judging by my sales and emails of support.

Get this through your thick head...I've been around for years, do a cracking trade and I'm here to stay!!

 

[CdnGuy]

It's a good thing for me, judging by my sales and emails of support.

Get this through your thick head...I've been around for years, do a cracking trade and I'm here to stay!!

MESO will frame this post & add it to the wall of deceased ugl here

 

[Best Steroids]

Well, we can't have that now, can we? No, we cannot. Therefore, permit me to extend a formal invitation to our British friends:

NOTICE OF INVITATION TO BECOME THE FIFTY-FIRST STATE

To the subjects of the bankrupt socialist monarchy formerly
known as the British Empire: In light of your failure to
remain a world power, and in sympathy with your plight as
a laughing-stock on the world scene, the citizens of the
United States of America do hereby formally invite you
to renounce your ostentatious and unbearably pompous attitude
and your laughable devotion to a "royal" family which can
at best be generously described as a waste of biomass and
join the mightiest nation on the face of the earth as the
provisional fifty-first State.

Of course, some adjustments in the way you conduct yourselves
will certainly be necessary; for instance, sausages are to be
eaten only at breakfast, and not more than twice per week.
"Tea time" is hereby canceled in favor of the occasional
Coke or Pepsi; citizens of the USA actually *work* most
of their waking hours, and no time is allotted for sipping
lukewarm pee-water from dainty little cups with your pinkies
in the air. You will need to make a slight adjustment in
your taste in reading material; magazines such as "Splosh,"
"Bum," and "Spank" will no longer be available. A short
refresher course in the language of world commerce (American)
will also be required; a "boot" is something worn on the
foot to keep the damp away, a "bonnet" is what your granny
wears to church, a "lift" is what you get from drinking
Mountain Dew, a "bum" is a slovenly rascal who solicits
spare change to buy beer with, "Parliament" is a brand
of cigarettes (no, you may *not* call them "fags," that
word is reserved for something else entirely, more on that
later), you will watch the news on a "TV set" rather than
a "telly" (and you will enjoy the several hundred
channels which are available in most areas of the US,
and not pay taxes nor purchase a license to own such a
device, either) and you will cease calling a truck a
"lorry" or a toilet a "loo." Further, you will drink your
beer ice cold (the way God and Adolph Coors intended)
and you will regard any such beverage which is darker
than a grocery sack as industrial waste. Anyone caught
driving on the lefthand side of the roadway will be
summarily flattened into the pavement by an 18-wheeler.
(Look it up.)

A word on the proper spelling of American words...since
you insist on putting a useless U into words such as
"color" and "flavor," and using an S where a Z is
called for in words such as "atomizer," all of you must be
re-educated as swiftly as possible. Intolerably stuffy
accents must also be corrected, and your re-education
will disavow you of the notion that words such as "cheerio,"
"pip-pip," "wot," and "smashing" have any function at all
in meaningful discourse.

Mincing and prancing will *not* be tolerated...anyone caught
acting in such a fashion will immediately be exiled to
San Francisco for the duration. (See "fags," above.)

A word about sports: should you wish to participate in the
world's finest game, "football," (what you have been
calling "football" up until now is more properly referred
to as "soccer," or "powder-puff") you will be required
to bench-press at least 400 pounds, be able to run 40
yards in under 4 seconds flat while wearing 50 pounds
of armor, and get used to routinely colliding with someone
who is similarly outfitted over a hundred times per
session. It won't hurt if you weigh in the vicinity of
300 pounds, either. Your relatives will be allowed to
visit you in the hospital once per week while you are
recovering from the single game you managed to half-
finish before suffering from double vision and tinitus.
Wheaties may help; crumpets certainly won't.

A few other personal affectations must be swiftly
dealt with; you may not refer to any part of your
anatomy as a "willy," "tallywhacker," "John Thomas,"
"old boy," or describe the use thereof as "pointing
Percy at the porcelain."

Finally, you may not, ever, under any circumstances,
put beans on toast. Don't ask. In return, we will
concede that Sean Connery was the best James Bond,
but then...he's Scottish, isn't he?

(__!__)

I take it you hate the English?

 

[Best Steroids]

MESO will frame this post & add it to the wall of deceased ugl here

When I get bored of toying with y'all, I may relent and go find some other amusement but that doesn't mean I'm deceased.

As long as this board brings me sales I will be here and you guys are helping me enormously...thank you Meso

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

who the fuck is running this guy's business while he sits on Meso everyday and bickers with members? It's kind of sad to see him quote each individual response and just trashtalk potential customers....then think he won?

"blood wankers!"
"hehe showed them with all their bloody US dollars!"

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

who the fuck is running this guy's business while he sits on Meso everyday and bickers with members? It's kind of sad to see him quote each individual response and just trashtalk potential customers....then think he won?

"blood wankers!"
"hehe showed them with all their bloody US dollars!"

we all know how that one ended....

 

[Best Steroids]

Thanks for all the emails of support.

Below are the current voucher codes available to use on my site. One code per order (if you want to use more than one code make multiple orders).

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Voucher code: CBSIASC (CensoredBoardsSuckisaStupidCunt) will get you 20% off HGH amd Pharma products.

Voucher code: UKBS20 will get you 20% off UKBS branded products.

Eat well, train hard and stay strong.

 

[Best Steroids]

who the fuck is running this guy's business while he sits on Meso everyday and bickers with members? It's kind of sad to see him quote each individual response and just trashtalk potential customers....then think he won?

"blood wankers!"
"hehe showed them with all their bloody US dollars!"

I have staff...customer services are handled by my secretaries, accounts are taken care of by my accountant and shipping orders is taken care of by my dispatch team. That leaves me free to talk to you guys

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I have staff...customer services are handled by my secretaries, accounts are taken care of by my accountant and shipping orders is taken care of by my dispatch team. That leaves me free to talk to you guys

you use quickbooks?
HRBlock?
u got people?

 

[Best Steroids]

you use quickbooks?
HRBlock?
u got people?

I really do have staff you muppet!!

My operation is not a tinpot. bathtub brewing, scam as the lynch mob likes to portray.

Realize that the scale of my business enables me to employ the best of the best and you all benefit from that.

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I really do have staff you muppet!!

that's the best you got?
Fuck man watch some Guy Ritchie movies or something...I can't even take your insults serious.

I wanna hate you.
I do.
...but when you open your mouth I just feel bad for you. Like Im some kind of bully, and you're such an ugly crier