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[malfeasance]

Like fat people who claim they have "tried everything," you know, except not eating so much.

Fat folks have probably spent trillions on scams

 

[Bumpygooch]

It is not laziness. It is lack of discipline. I cannot count the number of times I have answered questions about diet, and two weeks later, I ask them how it is going, and, well, it's not going.

They realize it is not worth all of that to them.

It is lack of discipline. Once they know what needs to be done, they do not want to do it.

Ice cream and beer taste good

It’s this every time. One dude asked me what the secret it. I told him diet. He said it’s different now, because he’s 52. I said, bro, I’m 51. Oh, he says. Like you said, please tell me how to look like you without changing all the shit I’m doing wrong.