What would Ya do if you were a Millionaire...?

Yeah, it's too bad a million ain't shit anymore.
But a nice house and car, it's half gone.

Fortunately I could give a shit about material things... I own two pairs of jeans, one suit, my and my girl's car are both 10 years old and pushing 300k..

If i had a million..... Hmmm... Invest a quarter in the stock market (used to daytrade so I can grow that shit easy), use a quarter to invest in startups, donate a quarter as some form of annual educational bursary /scholarship, and travel/live on the rest.

Done.
 
most guys that have a million dollars that they have earned and saved on their own know how hard it is to get that money and they wont spend it anyway.
 
most guys that have a million dollars that they have earned and saved on their own know how hard it is to get that money and they wont spend it anyway.
Yeah ive seen that before. The broke ones are the folks lavishing in material things. Pretty much like the average upper middle class American. The 80k a year construction manager who has a house he cant afford, a new f250 jacked up with a special paint job, a boat, a toy trailer full of four wheelers
And not a damn thing in the bank acct
 
New shoes

A really good omelette

A lot of paper and pens. I hate searching for a working pen.

Then the $999,890 remaining I would invest with Bernie Madoff, or in MYSPACE stock.


Seriously a badass bomb shelter, with a moderately nice hardened house on top. Near a beautiful lake in an awesome natural area.
Did you say invest in "MYSPACE" stocks? LoL that shit died out ages ago lol. I would think facebook, instagram, snapchat. Would be good
 
Did you say invest in "MYSPACE" stocks? LoL that shit died out ages ago lol. I would think facebook, instagram, snapchat. Would be good

Pretty sure that was all a joke lol...

And I made some good coin on snapchat stock since the IPO. Did $7000 on day one, and have made another $7000 shorting it since :D
 
Id buy more guns. Expensive ones that i dont need and have no time to shoot, like Les Baer 1911's, Sig Mastershop X6, and id like a Tango 51. And something in 338 lapua and 50bmg, perhaps DesertTech, Cadex, PGW... and optics for all: Tangent Theta and Shmidt & Bender!

Then id just take my wife and travel, and fuk, and travel and fuk, etc... Just got a vasectomy so no more kids. Just beaches and fuking all day long.
 
I'd definitely buy 100+ acres in Montana for some hunting, with a small isolated cabin on the land.
 
When I'm a millionaire I'll probably invest a large majority into real estate.

And with the rest I'll buy more gear than I could pin in a lifetime.
 
I always wanted to start a strip club called Chic n' Strip... feel free to use the name of you hit that milly.. I just want free VIP access for life.
And we'd only sell chicken strips and whores. I mean strippers..
 
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