I'd say don't even bother with QV gear. There are so many good UG sources out there with test enan or cyp at around $40-$50 for a 10ml bottle (some even cheaper) that it's not worth wasting the money on QV. One source even has 28ml bottles of enan for about $80!! That's an entire 14 week cycle for between $80 and $160 (Depending on dosage of course)!!
And as far as the mail goes, if you can afford to pay for express mail (it sounds like you can), then order from a reputable source and have it express mailed. If the package doesn't make it the next day, like maybe it takes a week or so, then you know the feds were waiting for a warrant to be issued, and you just refuse the package. The feds can't get a search warrant in a matter of hours, as would be necessary for an express package, and wouldn't even bother trying for a lousy couple bottles of test, so I think if you're ordering domestic, you really have nothing to worry about. The guys who sweat a little every time they get a delivery are the guys who buy in bulk to resell, because of the quantity and frequency of shipments. But the average user ordering for personal use really has nothing to worry about IMO.
If you're still nervous, I'll order it for you and deliver it to you personally for a slight fee...that is if you're in my neck of the woods.