When did the world become so fucking soy?

Jbagel132

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Everyone is either fat or if they’re not fat they’re soy as fuck (but often both). Or is this just in America. I look around lately and literally EVERYONE is fat. We are so fucked, not a matter of if but when.
 
Yep, they’re fucking everywhere, fuckin soyboy pussies are ruining the world. “Duhhh look at me with my soy beard and my craft beer with my man boobs hanging out doing 55 in a 65 omw to Starbucks to meet my butch feminist friend Jeannine for a SOY LATTE”
 
I like it.

Everyone else is a fucking pussy.
More work for me.
More money for me.

Let the fat fucks and the soy boys reign supreme.
Means more business and cash for real men who...
A)Get shit done
B)Dont complain
C)Always keep their word, even if it kills them.

I've lacked up prices by 25% over the last year and I'm still too busy

I love the soy boys
 
Then you’ll see dweebs with a 10/10 super models. Which is evident that your body figure really isn’t a big deal. It’s more about the mouth piece your working with.
 
I believe that was the catalyst that started it all though

Fuckin soy ass president, he might’ve been a bad motherfucker during WWII but he got soft I guess, and then felt so fucking guilty about being a pansy he dropped a truth bomb about the military industrial complex in an attempt to atone.
 
Americans are in general lazy and entitled and do nothing but blame others for their short comings, see black lives matter terrorists.

Americans also love homosexuality and fat acceptance.

Yeah, America is fucked unless a turnaround happens and quick but I wouldn’t count on it.
 
People have been getting fatter and fatter for a long time.

Everyone is either fat or if they’re not fat they’re soy as fuck (but often both). Or is this just in America. I look around lately and literally EVERYONE is fat. We are so fucked, not a matter of if but when.
Yep, people are fst as shit. It is crazy. Nobody seems to give a fuck about their diet. They eat what I call "literal garbage". The only thing a fuckingnhostess cupcake is good for is throwing in the garbage. I was driving to Lowes at 6.40 AM and I saw 8 fucking cars in line at the Hardees drive thru. Just despicable!!

I mean look at what happened when Michelle Obama tried to make school lunches healthier. Now, yes, our food chains aren't setup for it so a lot of them looked and tasted disgusting. It was not implemented well, but parents were irate at the very idea that the bulbous, puffy blobs they call their children were overweight/obese. They were pissed that anyone would dare try to make their child eat broccoli...it is an issue that gets handed down from parent to child. The eating habits get passed down through generations and due to how addictive sweets and modern processed foods are, more and more people get stuck in the obesity population every day.

As for the soy boy shit, blame hipsters. Hipster girls love those guys, and those guys love hipster girls. Idk man hipsters are fucking weird. It isn't soy though, it is a combination of the fashion industry, social media/herd mentality, and the fucking endocrine disruptors we are all exposed to from the time we are fetuses.

Back when president… I think it was Eisenhower, started subsidizing the corn industry

This. Fucking corn syrup in everything. It is so crazy that you see a recipe for "healthy" pumpkin bread and it is healthy because it uses honey and maple syrup instead of sugar. Well, it is all metabolized the same way. People want to have their cake and eat it too and it just doesnt work. It also cracks me up that these right wing farmers are so against food stamps and social programs when their entire career wouldn't even exist if it weren't for government subsidies the hypocrisy and irony just never ends
 
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People like to shit on America but there are plenty of countries that have gone full soy.

Just look at the countries where hate speech is outlawed lol.

Imagine going to jail for hurting someone's feelings.
 
obama was basically it for the world. a piece of shit like him getting elected led to AOC, Biden, warren, all these other left wing liberals

too bad covid wasn't deadly enough to wipe out some of these pricks
 
It occurred shortly after certain industries and governments realized they can use the internet to their advantage in manipulating of the masses to follow their commands
 
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