I shave my arms with no problem because tattoos gotta shine. Then I shaved my legs and holy shit, I didn’t know I was hiding Victoria’s Secret legs under all that hair. My girl actually got jealous and told me to never do it again because they looked too smooth, too even, too damn hot.
Now the asshole is the final frontier. No razor, no trimmer, no wax will ever make it in there. I like smooth skin, but not enough to risk turning my ass into a crime scene. If I ever go that far I might as well book myself for a pride parade audition and probably find a boyfriend while I am at it.