Mr. Deltoid
New Member
So first I walk off the 12' flat roof backwards land on an aluminum shed an completely crushed it I didn't get so much as a scratch.
Then on the way back to the shop 2 scamming bitchs who had been next to me in traffic for miles cut infont of me at the last minute at a red-light that had just turned yellow so I slam on the brakes really didn't think much of figured the dumb butch was probably on her phone. So light turns green everyone leaves including these dumb bitchs in their pos Honda civic they get through the cross walk and slam on the brakes I locked em up but it was too late I tapped he bumper I mean I'm in a 1, ton dodge loaded down and zi hit them so light there wasn't even a scratch on there car. So they both get out and first thing I say is are you OK why did you stop? The driver asked me is that a big companies truck I said what does that have to do with anything no it's a small construction company the she immediately goes into my neck hurts gets back in the driver seat an waits for paramedics to arrive put a collar on her and carry her out on a board. It worked out for the best the officer was cool as shit he flat out told me to go to court because he could tell they were scamming he put it in his report that here's a civic in the middle of the intersection site no damage if a one ton work truck pushed if there it would be smashed all to hell. I've never had a cop tell me to challenge his ticket because he had to right me one because I hit her in the rear but he put it in the report that the accident was unlike any he'd seen and didn't make sense. But what a fucking shity day.
Then on the way back to the shop 2 scamming bitchs who had been next to me in traffic for miles cut infont of me at the last minute at a red-light that had just turned yellow so I slam on the brakes really didn't think much of figured the dumb butch was probably on her phone. So light turns green everyone leaves including these dumb bitchs in their pos Honda civic they get through the cross walk and slam on the brakes I locked em up but it was too late I tapped he bumper I mean I'm in a 1, ton dodge loaded down and zi hit them so light there wasn't even a scratch on there car. So they both get out and first thing I say is are you OK why did you stop? The driver asked me is that a big companies truck I said what does that have to do with anything no it's a small construction company the she immediately goes into my neck hurts gets back in the driver seat an waits for paramedics to arrive put a collar on her and carry her out on a board. It worked out for the best the officer was cool as shit he flat out told me to go to court because he could tell they were scamming he put it in his report that here's a civic in the middle of the intersection site no damage if a one ton work truck pushed if there it would be smashed all to hell. I've never had a cop tell me to challenge his ticket because he had to right me one because I hit her in the rear but he put it in the report that the accident was unlike any he'd seen and didn't make sense. But what a fucking shity day.
