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tengtren said:
On a church camp trip I was dating the youth pastors daughter and we were driving to another city for this trip with the rest of the youth group, we rode in a white 8 or 11 seater van. Her dad was driving and me and her were in the very back, when it got dark and Everyone was sleeping she sucked my dick while her dad was driving, and her two brothers were in the first seats

Didn't finish , she was very quiet with her little vacuum mouth
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See you in hell sir.
 
Back in my teen years, first girl i ever went down on had the stink to end all stinks. i gave it my best shot but quickly threw in the towel.

Later that night, i'm laying there and this stink would not leave my nasal passages. Puked like i had been drinking all day. Felt better, stink gone. Never tried that again with her.
 
This chick lived 2 doors down from me. Hot, blonde...total dirty girl. Any way I had this 'room' that I built in the back of our property, we'd play music and hang out in it . She came over... We statrted getting busy... I was fingering her and felt something weird.... I pulled a condom out of her pussy!!! "How did that get there?" She asked. And then said she passed out at a party a while ago .

I was like, I gotta go... And went and bleached my hand. I fucked her anyway a few weeks later. And continued to fuck her on the side for years. There was nothing she would say no to.
 
Robfromga said:
This chick lived 2 doors down from me. Hot, blonde...total dirty girl. Any way I had this 'room' that I built in the back of our property, we'd play music and hang out in it . She came over... We statrted getting busy... I was fingering her and felt something weird.... I pulled a condom out of her pussy!!! "How did that get there?" She asked. And then said she passed out at a party a while ago .

I was like, I gotta go... And went and bleached my hand. I fucked her anyway a few weeks later. And continued to fuck her on the side for years. There was nothing she would say no to.
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Lmao bleached your hand in disgust...
Two weeks later,
"Hey, hand came back negative . You up?"
 
MisterSuperGod said:
Back in my teen years, first girl i ever went down on had the stink to end all stinks. i gave it my best shot but quickly threw in the towel.

Later that night, i'm laying there and this stink would not leave my nasal passages. Puked like i had been drinking all day. Felt better, stink gone. Never tried that again with her.
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What's up with all these females harboring that fucking stench. Happened to me a couple weeks ago. It ruins everything , like from that point on im playing rushing roullete with your stinky pussy.

If you shave your coochie, wash that shit .
I put on deodorant so my pits don't stink, why are females excused from this?
 
The Terminator said:
Isn’t inhaling shit fumes the go to drug among kids in poor countries, they even thought kids were doing it here but it was a hoax. Jenken or something, fermented urine and poop in a jar lol
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in the middle east or somewhere over there, they would huff YAK shit, as soon as the YAK dropped a duece, those crazy dudes would run over there and cover their head and the shit with their turban and huff up a storm, not sure if thats a hoax or fact
 
Btcowboy said:
Well keeping inline with the theme, here is one of my grossest ones.

Was working in Northern Cali, at the bar and picked up this chick. Was wanting to take her back to the hotel room but my roommate was asleep in the room so that wasn't going to work. I had the keys to the crew van and decided that would be a good place for the deed. I am fucking the shit out of her and getting close and she starts gushing and I mean gushing....running down my legs all over the place. This is when I can smell it and what a fucking nasty smell it was. I was thinking I was going to puke, but I was so close to finishing that I more or less held my breath and finished what I set out to do. I kicked her out of the van ran back to my hotel room and took a 45 minute shower scrubbing the stench off me as best I could. In the morning I guess I forgot to lock the doors so the crew was already trying to load up in the van. When I come.around the corner they are all standing outside some puking all over the parking lot telling me about the stink. I start laughing and open the door and man was it nasty. Look at the seat and see the big soaked stain emitting he most nastiest of smells. We ripped the seat out and left it inthe parking lot, rolled down windows and went to work. We had a bit of damage to pay for lol.....
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u better go to the health department and get checked out
 
Robfromga said:
This chick lived 2 doors down from me. Hot, blonde...total dirty girl. Any way I had this 'room' that I built in the back of our property, we'd play music and hang out in it . She came over... We statrted getting busy... I was fingering her and felt something weird.... I pulled a condom out of her pussy!!! "How did that get there?" She asked. And then said she passed out at a party a while ago .

I was like, I gotta go... And went and bleached my hand. I fucked her anyway a few weeks later. And continued to fuck her on the side for years. There was nothing she would say no to.
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bleached your hand..LOL
man, I just cant help laughing..
 
Holy Fuck, why am I just now reading this Thread? I have been victim to Poopy Cock myself. Highly Fucking Discusting to say the least, but I always want to keep putting the poor bastard there for some reason. Everytime the Shitty Cock situation happens I tell myself I’ll never fucking do it again.
 
Gaynz39 said:
Holy Fuck, why am I just now reading this Thread? I have been victim to Poopy Cock myself. Highly Fucking Discusting to say the least, but I always want to keep putting the poor bastard there for some reason. Everytime the Shitty Cock situation happens I tell myself I’ll never fucking do it again.
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Dude...you're about to fuck your boss...your story will be in here.
 
Had a girlfriend when I was a teenager and I gave my virginity to her. The bitch was so hot but her pussy smelled so bad - a mixture of non-deodorized armpit and fish and probably some dried urine. First time I went down on her I was gagging and heaving the whole time, even while breathing with my mouth only. One time this bitch straddled my face and her funk ran down my face and neck. She could smell herself and couldn’t even tolerate it. After we broke up, some friends and I went to her house at like 2 AM and the silly bitch left her bedroom window open with no screen (bedroom was on the second floor) and we threw bottles of douche through her window as well as water balloons filled with red food coloring, which exploded all over her white comforter. Nasty, dirty whore.
 
T-Bagger said:
Had a girlfriend when I was a teenager and I gave my virginity to her. The bitch was so hot but her pussy smelled so bad - a mixture of non-deodorized armpit and fish and probably some dried urine. First time I went down on her I was gagging and heaving the whole time, even while breathing with my mouth only. One time this bitch straddled my face and her funk ran down my face and neck. She could smell herself and couldn’t even tolerate it. After we broke up, some friends and I went to her house at like 2 AM and the silly bitch left her bedroom window open with no screen (bedroom was on the second floor) and we threw bottles of douche through her window as well as water balloons filled with red food coloring, which exploded all over her white comforter. Nasty, dirty whore.
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I ain’t fucking with no Stinking Cooter. Fuck That, I’ll Bounce.
 
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