Your last sexual taboo?

chris gordon said:
have sex with a dead chick...wait. no thats too fucked up

there's a very fucked up film about that lol called Necromantik

What's the donkey punch?lol
 
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I thought the jelly donut is jizzing on her arse after pulling out from fucking it, giving the effect of a glazed donut lol

How about a cleveland steamer(that isnt an offer Chris)
 
the jelly donut is when you come on her face and then punch her in the nose making it bleed,then smear the blood and cum together with your dick
 
donkey punch is when your fucking her from behind....and when your about to cum you punch her in the back of the head....
 
Really I don't want to do anything really taboo with my wife. I just enjoy being with her. I love her, and just being with her is satisfying. Maybe, if I watch as much porno as you good Christian bros I won't be satisfied until her ass is thoroughly reamed. ;) For those that are slow, that last sentence is just sarcasm.
 
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Rod said:
Really I don't want to do anything really taboo with my wife. I just enjoy being with her. I love her, and just being with her is satisfying. Maybe, if I watch as much porno as you good Christian bros I won't be satisfied until her ass is thoroughly reamed. ;) For those that are slow, that last sentence is just sarcasm.

Thanks Pastor.
 
Slick Arrado said:
Thanks Pastor.

Your welcome my son.

Slick Arrado, why don't you tell us all what your unrealized fantasy is? I'm sure that it is something good. Keep in mind that you have to top blood and cum.
 
Rod said:
Your welcome my son.

Slick Arrado, why don't you tell us all what your unrealized fantasy is? I'm sure that it is something good. Keep in mind that you have to top blood and cum.

Goat milk? Gordo, you are one funny dude! As for you Rod, I can't think of one. I replied to sarcasm with sarcasm. Good to see you have a sense
of humor too.
 
Ronin_ said:
there's a very fucked up film about that lol called Necromantik

What's the donkey punch?lol

there's a very old movie called 'angel' where this psycho kills chicks then keeps them around in his apartment and fucks them once they're nice and cold. this guy is buff too, especially by early-80's standards. he lifts weights made out of cement in his apartment, eats raw eggs, etc. what a guy! ;)

to those who look down upon the notion of fucking dead chicks, hey, at least you don't have to have foreplay if you're not into it and they definitely don't chew your ear off after you're done fucking them... :D
 
Chip Bronson said:
there's a very old movie called 'angel' where this psycho kills chicks then keeps them around in his apartment and fucks them once they're nice and cold. this guy is buff too, especially by early-80's standards. he lifts weights made out of cement in his apartment, eats raw eggs, etc. what a guy! ;)

to those who look down upon the notion of fucking dead chicks, hey, at least you don't have to have foreplay if you're not into it and they definitely don't chew your ear off after you're done fucking them... :D

I'm all for banging a stiff, but how do you meet dead women, it's hard these days
 
Ronin_ said:
I'm all for banging a stiff, but how do you meet dead women, it's hard these days

not if you live in nyc. just hang out on the lower east side. it's where all the 14-year-old runaways from the midwest gravitate towards. just pick one up, feed her a cyanide-laced big mac, and you're in there... :D
 
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