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Bahahahahaha! I used to bang a chick that would say "beat that pussy up!" over and over. It would throw me off my game so fucking bad

I had this one gal slap me across the face in the middle of riding me. It was pretty fun... The 1st time. She did it the next morning and I told her if she ever did it again I'd throw her out the window.
 
Its hard to beat a GOOD chinese buffet.

What pisses me off is when they dont disclose they charge for EVERY soda they serve you. Then BAM at the end of the meal you get your check and you have $20 of drink charges. FUCKING ASSHOLES. Who fucking does that?
 
What are you dead? Finding a vein In my arm is as easy as closing your eyes and stabbing;)
No shit all of mine bulge out too. She had go through the mother fucker. Kept pulling it out a little then sticking to the right then to the left. Finally she pulled it out and started over had no problem on the second go .
 
The only time I ever fainted was from giving blood. This was years ago but still effects me today when I give blood. She stabed me 4 times and hit me hard. While I was letting the blood flow I fainted and they threw ice packs all over me. I don't bruise easily but I was bruised for a week where she stuck me. I always have to take my mind somewhere else when I give blood now and still get pale and dizzy
 
I took my wife and her family to the chinese buffet today and couldnt believe how many morbidly obese people were in there stuffing their gullets. Plate after plate, they just kept going back. I didnt know if I should feel bad for them or disgusted. I dont know how people can let themselves get like that.

" Ozzy---The Chinese buffet is where the obese go when they are on a diet . Cant you tell ?" lol
 
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