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Has anyone ever been a male stripper? I dont want to dance in clubs, but I would like to make some extra money on the weekends dancing for horny cougars or at bachelorette parties. Shaking my junk in their faces and then telling them they cant touch. Plus I want to show up in a cop or fireman costume and say theres been a call... a booty call.

Or maybe Ill just try to be a bouncer.

So, any bouncers or male strippers? How was the money?
Any good stories?
 
gr8whitetrukker said:
I'm pretty sure you have to start out in gay stripping. Kinda like paying your dues. Then when you've reached rank you get to graduate to the vaginas. Sorry man

Sincerely

Patrick Swayze
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LMAO. Damn. I may have to rethink this. GWT I actually laughed out loud. And its late here so im sure people heard me.


I remember there was a guy in college, a big quiet dude who was a bouncer at the gay club. Everyone thought he was gay. One day I talked to him and he said A) he was straight and B) it was the easiest money he ever made. There were no fights and all he had to do was regulate on some extremely drunk dudes who were getting belligerent.
So maybe I compromise and do that...
 
jaymaximus said:
LMAO. Damn. I may have to rethink this. GWT I actually laughed out loud. And its late here so im sure people heard me.


I remember there was a guy in college, a big quiet dude who was a bouncer at the gay club. Everyone thought he was gay. One day I talked to him and he said A) he was straight and B) it was the easiest money he ever made. There were no fights and all he had to do was regulate on some extremely drunk dudes who were getting belligerent.
So maybe I compromise and do that...
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So,

When you talked to this bouncer, were you inside the club? Or waiting in line....

:D
 
Was moonlighting as a doorman for most of my 20's.If you can work the door at a hot spot then the cash is great. Averaged bout $500 a night on wknds, depending on your clientele.
 
jaymaximus said:
Has anyone ever been a male stripper? I dont want to dance in clubs, but I would like to make some extra money on the weekends dancing for horny cougars or at bachelorette parties. Shaking my junk in their faces and then telling them they cant touch. Plus I want to show up in a cop or fireman costume and say theres been a call... a booty call.

Or maybe Ill just try to be a bouncer.

So, any bouncers or male strippers? How was the money?
Any good stories?
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I think you are on to something here brother:)

You will get more pussy as a dancer, and cougars have money. They can pay for future cycles.

For me a cougar is in her 70's, and I'm not going there.
 
Big_paul said:
I think you are on to something here brother:)

You will get more pussy as a dancer, and cougars have money. They can pay for future cycles.

For me a cougar is in her 70's, and I'm not going there.
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Wtf!!! BP a woman in her late 30's early 40's is a cougar my man. A woman in her 70's is just called Grandma !!!!! :D
 
mostly did bachelorette parties....did a lot of shit that I shouldn't be proud of ....and a lot of soon to be brides. Alcohol and group of horny women = very regretful day after for the bride to be (or her wedding crew). Tons of times had whispered for me to come back after everyone had left. If I took a guess.....maybe 75% of the time I'd end up sleeping with on or more of them
 
fightingfires said:
mostly did bachelorette parties....did a lot of shit that I shouldn't be proud of ....and a lot of soon to be brides. Alcohol and group of horny women = very regretful day after for the bride to be (or her wedding crew). Tons of times had whispered for me to come back after everyone had left. If I took a guess.....maybe 75% of the time I'd end up sleeping with on or more of them
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Heres the most important question... did you wear a firemans uniform?
 
The irony was...I never did.
We actually had a ff last year get in shit for putting up an ad on craigslist for a male stripper for private shows and then told the whole world he was a professional firefighter and what department and city he worked for. Chiefs had a huge shit over it. Discredible conduct and all.

We also just had a ff get prescribed medical MJ and Chiefs went nuts again. The union backed him....went to an arbitrator and was ruled it was a legitimate prescription and was allowed. He has to smoke it a min of 27 feet from the doors of the firehall and cannot operate any vehicles while on duty.
pretty unreal....the whole world is changing
 
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