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Ed Plucker

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Anyone have any experience with one of the most painful things I have ever felt. I am sitting here in fucking agony about to shoot myself. You guys who eat a lot of protein sometimes get constipated then you take a really hard shit that tears you asshole so every time you shit again it aggravates that shit over and over. Its fucking torture. :( You're experience would really help my sanity today.
 
Obviously you cock suckers have never had one of them. And I pray you never do because you will be in agony. I wouldn't wish this pain on my worst enemy.
 
Mate I shit like a waterfall most of the time so honestly don't no what you going through go doctors or something get some cream to stick up there and numb it etc
 
Wife had one. Got some lidocaine cream from the doctor which helped a ton. I'd probably take lots of magnesium to make it come out easier too.
 
Ed Plucker said:
Anyone have any experience with one of the most painful things I have ever felt. I am sitting here in fucking agony about to shoot myself. You guys who eat a lot of protein sometimes get constipated then you take a really hard shit that tears you asshole so every time you shit again it aggravates that shit over and over. Its fucking torture. :( You're experience would really help my sanity today.
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You taking opiates? I had some serious constipation when I did and I thought my asshole was being ripped apart from the inside out. Never had any anal fissures though. And no offense but your in a steroid forum asking for help with something embarrassing and totally not steroid related, and your mad that guys are messing with you?


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Ed Plucker said:
Obviously you cock suckers have never had one of them. And I pray you never do because you will be in agony. I wouldn't wish this pain on my worst enemy.
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Stool softeners work really well for making it a little easier to go without hurting yourself... I would suggest going to the doctor tho and having it checked out... a friend of mine had to have 6 inches of his colon removed because of a fischer...
 
There is only one thing that will help.
I think they are called Anusal (something like that)

They are anal suppositories.

Once you stuck the first one up your ass. You will feel great and thank me.
 
Big_paul said:
No we don't need pics :)
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Ya. I have about a pound of sweat potatoes to eat today along with 3700 other calories to stuff in my little belly. Last thing I need is to see is the brown eye to make it any harder.


if the bar isn't bending, then your pretending.
 
RandallNowan said:
Liquid diet, stool softeners, painkillers NOT opioid, one of those ring cushions... Like a rubber ring.
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Why not opiates bro? WTF else works for this severe of pain. I was in the ER yesterday and was will be going back here shortly. But Im supposed to be having surgery tomorrow. Please say a prayer for me. I don't think Im going to die but you never fucking know u know?
 
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