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Why not opiates bro? WTF else works for this severe of pain. I was in the ER yesterday and was will be going back here shortly. But Im supposed to be having surgery tomorrow. Please say a prayer for me. I don't think Im going to die but you never fucking know u know?
Opiates cause constipation my man.
 
Why not opiates bro? WTF else works for this severe of pain. I was in the ER yesterday and was will be going back here shortly. But Im supposed to be having surgery tomorrow. Please say a prayer for me. I don't think Im going to die but you never fucking know u know?
Opiates will only Constipate you more than you are.
Magnesium Oxide is very good for Overnight Relief without the Cramping.
Usually 800 mg before bed with a Large Glass of Water......................... JP
P.S.
Good Luck with your Surgery.
 
Why not opiates bro? WTF else works for this severe of pain. I was in the ER yesterday and was will be going back here shortly. But Im supposed to be having surgery tomorrow. Please say a prayer for me. I don't think Im going to die but you never fucking know u know?
Opiates slow down digestive transit....so your bowel takes more water out of the shit... Which makes it harder or even constipates you... And you want very watery shits!
 
Why not opiates bro? WTF else works for this severe of pain. I was in the ER yesterday and was will be going back here shortly. But Im supposed to be having surgery tomorrow. Please say a prayer for me. I don't think Im going to die but you never fucking know u know?
Omg! You have a small tear in your ass hole! Somebody please help him...just chill the fuck out amd man up. Ya we know it hurts. Like you need morphine kinda bad. We've all been there. Ever have kidney stones and have that rock scrap the inside of your dick while your peeing? I had a shitload of vic and it was still bad. Chopped my pinky finger off in a chop saw a year ago. How do think that felt? Had to drive myself to the hospital and after leaving go back for my fucking finger. So ya i can say it. Man up!

if the bar isn't bending, then your pretending.
 
Hell if your pushing hard enough to blow out your asshole then there's a problem
Next time get a cute nurse to shove her finger up there and grab that shit...literally!
 
Every one knows opiates make it hard to shit, it's a warning label on the bottle

Don't think most people are getting the bottle when they make their purchase of thay
Really? Wtf. I didnt know that. Then again Ive never done anything besides smoke weed...and pound steroeids.lol

if the bar isn't bending, then your pretending.

Yep. Fuck up digestion too.
Not something you want to take unless absolutely necessary.

Believe me, spent way too many years chasing the illusion... Never again!

Edit: Fucking shit phone.
Fucking up quotes and such. :mad:
 
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