Anal fissure

if it increases, but you can break free of the effect in less time because it cleans your guts .It is like life insurance.LOL
 
Agreed, smoke weed stay away from opiates

I agree with you and there's no use trying to talk to some of you guys. If you can read my post you will see ANYONE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH ANAL FISSURES..meaning if you don't have anything meaningful to say then stay the fuck off and spare us your stupid jokes. You're all a bunch of fucking comedians. I get it. Yeah. Ha ha. Johnson has a torn asshole, let's give him shit about it!! You won't be laughing when it happens for u. And its similar to passing a kidney stone which I did more than once. So if you want to have a pissing contest about who can take any more pain, then let's get it on. Tell me you worst ever pain. Mine was actually when I was shot in the leg in Somalia while 19 in the USMC. It severed my femoral artery and it burned so bad. Fuck!! But this hurts as bad or worse than getting fucking SHOT!!! 36 hours. No morphine, No norco, not shit but lidocaine ointment. The dr won't prescribe pain meds until I sign up for surgery where there is a 20% chance of my becoming permanently incontenenent. You've got to be fucking kidding me. So it might be back to the ER for some more Stadol tonight!! Yeah! Someone fucking shoot me please!! :(
 
But do you smoke when you're on? Like dukenukem Lol
Thanks in advance

Of course, theres nothing like getting high then getting a huge pump from the increased RBC count due to exogenous androgen use. Im not being ironic at all, I love to smoke weed.:) Makes life more bearable.
 
I agree with you and there's no use trying to talk to some of you guys. If you can read my post you will see ANYONE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH ANAL FISSURES..meaning if you don't have anything meaningful to say then stay the fuck off and spare us your stupid jokes. You're all a bunch of fucking comedians. I get it. Yeah. Ha ha. Johnson has a torn asshole, let's give him shit about it!! You won't be laughing when it happens for u. And its similar to passing a kidney stone which I did more than once. So if you want to have a pissing contest about who can take any more pain, then let's get it on. Tell me you worst ever pain. Mine was actually when I was shot in the leg in Somalia while 19 in the USMC. It severed my femoral artery and it burned so bad. Fuck!! But this hurts as bad or worse than getting fucking SHOT!!! 36 hours. No morphine, No norco, not shit but lidocaine ointment. The dr won't prescribe pain meds until I sign up for surgery where there is a 20% chance of my becoming permanently incontenenent. You've got to be fucking kidding me. So it might be back to the ER for some more Stadol tonight!! Yeah! Someone fucking shoot me please!! :(
Huh?
 
Of course, theres nothing like getting high then getting a huge pump from the increased RBC count due to exogenous androgen use. Im not being ironic at all, I love to smoke weed.:) Makes life more bearable.
Pretty cool Bud.

You know what, i drink my beer when im on.

So the dukenukem learn is Real

Beer pwo
Iffym
Oral roids only pwo
Hookers

The shit

ove my beer
 
Depending how bad it is. It will usually heal up in a week or two if not sooner. Lidocaine ointment, lots of water and adding more fiber to prevent this from happening again. If you do get constipated frequently the most effective laxative are the anal suppositories. Stay away from opiates they will make it worse. If you do need surgery because it frequently happens or it's that severe, go see the doctor. It sucks but heals receive lay quickly
 
I had something like this before...and yes it was bad. To soothe the pain I used Preparation H and/or Vaseline (no jokes pls!)
 
Damn.smh.....Don't make fun of my anal injury.lol really? Why the hell would you squeeze that fucking hard? Or was it one of the sides of gay for play?
 

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