Anal fissure

Stool softeners and fiber helps some. I know this because of opioid constipation. Opiates do cause constipation for real. Not on them now but Damn I remember it.
 
You could get a bottle of liquid astroglide or ky and shove it up your ass and empty the bottle. Might come out smoother. It helps my girl get stuff in smoother.........just an idea.
 
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But dont understand: OP is troll or homo?

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In all seriousness op that shit sounds like it really sucks. But damn dude it had to have taken several days to get that damn bound up did you not think about a laxative before then?
 
In all seriousness op that shit sounds like it really sucks. But damn dude it had to have taken several days to get that damn bound up did you not think about a laxative before then?
Ok ok, dont understand the sense,but anyway if this is real take my excuses bud.
 
Anyone have any experience with one of the most painful things I have ever felt. I am sitting here in fucking agony about to shoot myself. You guys who eat a lot of protein sometimes get constipated then you take a really hard shit that tears you asshole so every time you shit again it aggravates that shit over and over. Its fucking torture. :( You're experience would really help my sanity today.

Rather than assuming your symptoms are due to OR caused by an anal fissure you NEED a full medical evaluation bc certain medical conditions are associated with "anal fissures"!
 
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Why not opiates bro? WTF else works for this severe of pain. I was in the ER yesterday and was will be going back here shortly. But Im supposed to be having surgery tomorrow. Please say a prayer for me. I don't think Im going to die but you never fucking know u know?
 
Was a joke buds, porn isnt bad.Reddit is s**t.
Some journals no link ED and porn.And this journals are very serius.
Yes you can take your dose.Dont hear the crazy theories,darwinism was overcome like i said in others threads.
 
Im actually on suboxone for chronic pain but this shit is far beyond breakthrough pain. I don't really feel the Suboxone but Im dying...Im probably going back to the ER this evening.
 
Rather than assuming your symptoms are due to OR caused by an anal fissure you NEED a full medical evaluation bc certain medical conditions are associated with "anal fissures"!

Bro,

I already have a diagnosis and the only fix is surgery. Its not going to get better on its own and Im going to have heart attack or stroke.
 
Im actually on suboxone.

That stuffs no joke. I used it for ORT and took months/to taper down and get off it. Biggest regret of my life. Although I probably would have never utilized bodybuilding therapeutically and fell in love with it. And when I think about it. I just traded one oxy(contin) for another oxy(methylone). Lmao.
 
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Im actually on suboxone for chronic pain but this shit is far beyond breakthrough pain. I don't really feel the Suboxone but Im dying...Im probably going back to the ER this evening.
Man...how long u been on subs and at what mg per day?....if you ever came off oxys or opanas you will find out that suboxone and subutext are far far worse.
If coming off is not in your future those lil g 72 g74 or g76 opanas will make u feel brand new.
 
Hey,

As much bitching as your doing I think your anal tear is worse then you think. You have pain meds and your still in gunshot pain? I'd go back to the ER.

By the way my slightly deformed pinky was waving to you at "Hey".


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Not opiates because they cause constipation and hard stool. You'll be adding fuel to the fire. How come noone has suggested an aenema? That would be your best route. Once the shit is a hard ball your not going to be able to make it soft again with laxitives you'll just make any subsequent shit soft. And I've been blocked up and shit some golfballs but never had my ass torn open so idk how that even happens.
 
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