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CdnGuy
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What's the difference between the G spot and a golf ball?
CdnGuy
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A guy will actually search for the golf ball
insaiyan93
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Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You cant unscrew a pregnant woman.
Ba dum tsss
You cant unscrew a pregnant woman.
Ba dum tsss
CdnGuy
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How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it
Call and tell her about it
Your momma is so fat she goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers
Why do tweakers always fuck doggie style
So they can both look out the window
So they can both look out the window
CdnGuy
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Why do women have orgasms?
Just another reason to moan really
Just another reason to moan really
What did the women do when she got home from the battered woman shelter
The dises of the bitch knows what's good for her
The dises of the bitch knows what's good for her
johntt44
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A guy gets in line behind a woman at a supermarket checkout. On the belt she has bread, cheese, milk, and some ham. He looks at her and says"Hey, I bet you're single!". She says" you can tell all that by looking at my groceries?" He says"nah, you're ugly!"
mudbutt22
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Here's a good one
Underdosaged?lmao
Fatdum
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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Fatdum
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Now that's funny
Fatdum
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in!
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
You made her chain too long!!
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in!
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
You made her chain too long!!
MisterSuperGod
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[ Heard this one during the Iraqi freedom campaign. ]
What do Iraq and Fred Flintstone have in common?
They both look out the window and see rubble.
What do Iraq and Fred Flintstone have in common?
They both look out the window and see rubble.
miahlaw
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A guy walks into a bar...
The other guy ducks.
2 pollocks went bird hunting. The one asked the other "why don't you think we got any birds today?"
The second pollock replies "I don't know? I guess we werent throwing the dogs high enough"
Why can't pollocks eat pickles?
They can't get their hand out of the jar.
As men reference sports a lot i always found this comparison humerous.. "I married a tight end... But now she's a full back.
The other guy ducks.
2 pollocks went bird hunting. The one asked the other "why don't you think we got any birds today?"
The second pollock replies "I don't know? I guess we werent throwing the dogs high enough"
Why can't pollocks eat pickles?
They can't get their hand out of the jar.
As men reference sports a lot i always found this comparison humerous.. "I married a tight end... But now she's a full back.
