Women and Logic..

Ironchief

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This is probably common knowledge to most, but it wasn't to me.

I got in an argument with some sluts at work over the gym and relationships. Long story short, they wanted a guy that looked like an instagram model but that doesn't go to the gym a lot (once or twice a week) and doesn't do steroids and it's not constricted by "eating clean".

Because spending so much time at the gym is selfish and steroids are not natural. But spending a fortune on makeup, creams and fake shit and implants is. Okay.

Rant over.
 
Saw the thread title and thought "those two words don't go together" lmao..

And apparently you can get into great shape without working out or eating right? Hmmmm... Smh

I didn't know we're allowed to put those two words in the same sentence.
 
This is probably common knowledge to most, but it wasn't to me.

I got in an argument with some sluts at work over the gym and relationships. Long story short, they wanted a guy that looked like an instagram model but that doesn't go to the gym a lot (once or twice a week) and doesn't do steroids and it's not constricted by "eating clean".

Because spending so much time at the gym is selfish and steroids are not natural. But spending a fortune on makeup, creams and fake shit and implants is. Okay.

Rant over.

Just nod your head and walk away. Quickly.
 
Right on. I got the,

"They're always on about the food, and the gym, and their look.."

Okay, but last time I smashed them I had to wait an hour after they were almost ready, sit through a boring movie and hear their shit just to justify a couple steady bang sessions with a slut that was all talk and whose dick twerk session was more like an epileptic having a seizure while on crack.
 
Right on. I got the,

"They're always on about the food, and the gym, and their look.."

Okay, but last time I smashed them I had to wait an hour after they were almost ready, sit through a boring movie and hear their shit just to justify a couple steady bang sessions with a slut that was all talk and whose dick twerk session was more like an epileptic having a seizure while on crack.

Only had 2 women actually impress me while on top. One stole my wallet afterwards, and the other had a husband at the time. (I didn't know that until after the fact)
 
Hahahaha best advice I've seen regarding women.
Unfortunately it doesn't work with my wife and daughter. My wife is logical 95% of the time, my teen daughter not so much. I always tell my daughter " logic tempered with emotion" when making choices in life. She always tells me"yeah,yeah, I know!" Haha!
 
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