Ive fallen victim, I frequent Meso when Im on the shitter. Anyone else this much of a degenerate like myself??
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Survey, how many people can take a shit without needing a cell phone?
- Thread starter Demondosage
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Jak3d
Member
Yup my phone is a bacteria death causing device with how many times I've sat on the can with it. That's why I never touch anyone's phone lol. Phones and gas station pumps are the two things with the most amount of bacteria
Lol I need my phone as I get many calls and texts, not to mention passing the time on the can browsing Meso and Facebook.
Leancuisine
New Member
Sometimes I just sit on the toilet with my pants off reading meso. Don't even have to shit.
Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me
You kill me with your sense of humor lol.Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me
Jak3d
Member
Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me
Huge balls you got. I prefer to carry hand sanitizer for after lol
Lol
Take a shit without my phone? Not since I got that TP app from the play store. I'll never go back to paper..
Twisted
New Member
I am also guilty ...
Clearing out the poop shoot as we speak!
Clearing out the poop shoot as we speak!
Ahh hell brotha i love to take a healthy shit an surf the web at the same time....Makes me feel all multitaskable an shit...My goal is to get 2000 likes while smiling an taking a dump....its all on my bucket list bahahahaha
combover
Member
Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me
Lmfao when i was in jail I was settin their taken a shit an looked at all the bs guys had writtin all over the bricks on the wall an one really made me laugh an feel sad for the individual/criminal/felon who had wrote it. It went like this....I am also guilty ...
Clearing out the poop shoot as we speak!
Here i set lonely an broken hearted
, tried to shit an only farted
bahahahahaha
...How halariously sad that was, wprds cant even explain
Only time I ever have my phone is in public restrooms. When Im on the toilet I want to be completely focused on the task.
Shitting...........still shitting.........taking a BIG shit!
Only thing i.focus on is not dropping my phone in my very own shit that is beneath me ....i always concentrate on grippin an lettin the shiten rippen.....
insaiyan93
New Member
It's kind of like driving without power steering..
Is it possible? Yes. But why would you want to?
Is it possible? Yes. But why would you want to?
Bullet train
Banned
Dude lol I always use my cell on the toilet lol who doesn't???
