Survey, how many people can take a shit without needing a cell phone?

Yup my phone is a bacteria death causing device with how many times I've sat on the can with it. That's why I never touch anyone's phone lol. Phones and gas station pumps are the two things with the most amount of bacteria
 
Lol I need my phone as I get many calls and texts, not to mention passing the time on the can browsing Meso and Facebook.
 
Yup my phone is a bacteria death causing device with how many times I've sat on the can with it. That's why I never touch anyone's phone lol. Phones and gas station pumps are the two things with the most amount of bacteria
Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me:cool:
 
Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me:cool:
You kill me with your sense of humor lol.
 
Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me:cool:

Huge balls you got. I prefer to carry hand sanitizer for after lol
 
Take a shit without my phone? Not since I got that TP app from the play store. I'll never go back to paper..
 
Ahh hell brotha i love to take a healthy shit an surf the web at the same time....Makes me feel all multitaskable an shit...My goal is to get 2000 likes while smiling an taking a dump....its all on my bucket list bahahahaha
 
Ive fallen victim, I frequent Meso when Im on the shitter. Anyone else this much of a degenerate like myself??

Yup my phone is a bacteria death causing device with how many times I've sat on the can with it. That's why I never touch anyone's phone lol. Phones and gas station pumps are the two things with the most amount of bacteria

On the shitter now...

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet with my pants off reading meso. Don't even have to shit.

Builds strong character. I like to gas up then rub my eyes immediately after. Faster introduction of bacteria that way. If i contract necrotizing fasciitus caused by an invasive streptococcus i just consider it a bonus. Makes me immune to that strain next time. Im ready for the zombie apocolypse that way.
Nothing can touch me:cool:

Some people go to the shitter to shit and stink... I go to the shitter to sit and think... And read Meso..

Take a shit without my phone? Not since I got that TP app from the play store. I'll never go back to paper..

I am also guilty ...:(

Clearing out the poop shoot as we speak!
Lmfao when i was in jail I was settin their taken a shit an looked at all the bs guys had writtin all over the bricks on the wall an one really made me laugh an feel sad for the individual/criminal/felon who had wrote it. It went like this....

Here i set lonely an broken hearted:(, tried to shit an only farted:p bahahahahaha:D...

How halariously sad that was, wprds cant even explain;):D:)
 
Only time I ever have my phone is in public restrooms. When Im on the toilet I want to be completely focused on the task.
 
Only time I ever have my phone is in public restrooms. When Im on the toilet I want to be completely focused on the task.
Only thing i.focus on is not dropping my phone in my very own shit that is beneath me ....i always concentrate on grippin an lettin the shiten rippen.....
 
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